Will You Press The Button?

graewes9 years ago

"Heres the cure for cancer." "No, I don't believe you." "But Hes cured..." "NO" "But.." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

bungus22 months ago

this is what arguing on the internet is like, supposedly

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Ex-E3 years ago

Not like anyone believes me now

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

If you have all the knowledge in the universe then you would find out how to make everyone believe you... LOOPHOLE ACCOMPLISHED! !!

yurio8 years ago

They said the earth was flat But no

Aguydude8 years ago

That"s bullshit, the Earth is flat.

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Gerpar8 years ago

Make the world"s strongest gaming computer.

im_a_runner8 years ago

They wont always believe what you say, but they will always believe what you do

Datwolfgal8 years ago

Well covince em'

Warlord20809 years ago

Mathematics and scientific research in controlled testing will break this dilemma

Jamenneel9 years ago

Let's do some math: if all of the knowledge in the entire universe= God (partially) and God (partially) =outside of the entire universe then obtaining all of the knowledge in the universe= God (p) - God (p) = 0. Therefore, you know nothing.

AntiBronyMasterrace7 years ago

Teacher:What"s 2 plus 2? Me:4? Teacher:Wrong! Todd:4? Teacher:Correct!

Lollygal2338 years ago

Say the opposite durr

Marco Domokos12 years ago

They don't need to believe if I prove it :P

gavinbrichardson7 years ago

They still won't believe you.

echo Phoenix9 years ago

But should I know how to make them believe me?

CMHammond9 years ago

You'll know that you cannot.

Lalo Sayavedra12 years ago

I don't need people to believe me, i'd get ALL of my problems solved by knowing everything.

Urmum.exe9 years ago

You say that but imagine knowing an even deeper knowledge of how terrible some things in the world are. Not only that but even when you know these great things you cant share them without being turned down. You would eventually begin doubting yourself. You would most likely be driven insane.

Savannah Thorson12 years ago

Wait, remember what happened to Donna....

LOOOL9 years ago

do u know aphmau AKA jess

Katie Cassie12 years ago

So, they'll just listen to me to the same extent they do now?

Placeholder121712 months ago

Say the exact opposite of what's true. Then, people will believe you.

Chubbie7 years ago

Me: 2+2=4 People: NO Me: Yes it is. People: *face palms*

Bob the button presser10 years ago

Then I'll disprove it.

rc savage9 years ago

No that's dumb

Creeperface1309 years ago

It's better than nothing.

ColBeast8 years ago

Then just simply prove it to them...

Jens-Henning Hansen12 years ago

Hi my name is Jens - yeah right

AmeliaRivera9 years ago

Soooo......I'm professor Trelawney?

Alastor5 years ago

Tell people lies

Ivandy038 years ago

Instead of saying something you can write a book about that

Beatriz12009 years ago

Oi

CassandraWilde7 years ago

Lie to people

Sahara9 years ago

So, it'd be surrounded by ignorant idiots? It's already like that.

Arc0v02 months ago

everyone has to believe what I've done

jjdale9 years ago

The scientists will most likely test your knowledge and prove it correct

Loopholes_galore7 years ago

So I can say to my sister that I'll become Internet famous, she won't believe me, and I'll become rich and famous? No downside, just a limitation

oldnotweak10 years ago

my life

Canihazacheezberger9 years ago

sonicchar11 years ago

knowledge is it's own reward, as well as power. let the ingrates who do not believe try to find it themselves, and one can do quite a bit knowing a persons darkest fears...

Firecrafter1159 years ago

A cure to disbelieving

randomdude543 years ago

what if i say the opposite

space bob dude9 years ago

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Gamebaby 4549 years ago

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Drwaffle236 years ago

Reverse psychology

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RachelE088 years ago

Me- 7 x 8 = 56 Niamh- No it isn't. Me- What is it then? Niamh- 56. Me- THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I SAID, NIAMH!!! Niamh- No, you said 54. Me- Why did I press the button?