Will You Press The Button?

graewes 11 years ago

"Heres the cure for cancer." "No, I don't believe you." "But Hes cured..." "NO" "But.." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

bungus2 2 years ago

this is what arguing on the internet is like, supposedly

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AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

If you have all the knowledge in the universe then you would find out how to make everyone believe you... LOOPHOLE ACCOMPLISHED! !!

Ex-E 5 years ago

Not like anyone believes me now

yurio 9 years ago

They said the earth was flat But no

FormalEnderman10 last year

THE EARTH IS NOT FLAT

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Gerpar 9 years ago

Make the world"s strongest gaming computer.

im_a_runner 10 years ago

They wont always believe what you say, but they will always believe what you do

Datwolfgal 10 years ago

Well covince em'

NotEmkay 6 months ago

this is just "would you become Cassandra from the Trojan war?"

Warlord2080 10 years ago

Mathematics and scientific research in controlled testing will break this dilemma

Jamenneel 10 years ago

Let's do some math: if all of the knowledge in the entire universe= God (partially) and God (partially) =outside of the entire universe then obtaining all of the knowledge in the universe= God (p) - God (p) = 0. Therefore, you know nothing.

Marco Domokos 13 years ago

They don't need to believe if I prove it :P

gavinbrichardson 8 years ago

They still won't believe you.

Lollygal233 9 years ago

Say the opposite durr

echo Phoenix 11 years ago

But should I know how to make them believe me?

CMHammond 11 years ago

You'll know that you cannot.

Lalo Sayavedra 13 years ago

I don't need people to believe me, i'd get ALL of my problems solved by knowing everything.

Urmum.exe 11 years ago

You say that but imagine knowing an even deeper knowledge of how terrible some things in the world are. Not only that but even when you know these great things you cant share them without being turned down. You would eventually begin doubting yourself. You would most likely be driven insane.

Savannah Thorson 13 years ago

Wait, remember what happened to Donna....

LOOOL 11 years ago

do u know aphmau AKA jess

Katie Cassie 13 years ago

So, they'll just listen to me to the same extent they do now?

saladxomq 8 years ago

Kid in my school: You'll get a F! Me:Oh really? Kid in my school:Uh yeah! I know you will! *Gets an A* kid in my school:what grade did you get? Me:An A+ kid:WHAT?!? I GOT A F Me:too bad.

nulily 11 years ago

Reverse psychology. "I don't have all the knowledge in the universe." "That's insane, of course you do!" "There is no life out there." "Uhh, yeah there has to be!" "You do not build a light speed shuttle like I have here on these plans." "You must be an idiot to think this wont work!"

Gamebaby 454 11 years ago

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Jine9527 2 years ago

“朝闻道夕死可矣” “If I can learn the greatest knowledge in the morning, I will be happy to die in the evening””

222killer222 11 years ago

if nobody believes you then i will not press it

BethanyWallis 9 years ago

no one believes me anyway

lol420 11 years ago

all you guys here are fucking losers, why? honestly am i the only one here with a social life lol.

brianTwill 11 years ago

U will be like a scientist then

batuhandere 9 years ago

Know everything Dont need to tell Solve every problem in your god damn life time And also know how to live forever cure everything basically you become god like

PtdShiny 12 years ago

no one believes me anyway so yeah SLAM THE BUTTON

virchau 10 years ago

"All the sexy and hot women in the world do not want to have sex with me!"

Kevin Amirault 13 years ago

it doesnt matter.. humans are already stupid dumbshits that dont believe the truth in anything... i would much rather be the non-ignorant one in this sea of ignorance

HannahOran21 11 years ago

No one believes me anyways. I will just know all the answers to my math homework and life would be great.

FaalVahlok 7 years ago

You made someone else said it, you don't said it"s yours, you make it only for yourself

MudTail360 11 years ago

Write a blog then \\\\?/

Normal Joe 11 years ago

"1 + 1 = 2" "I don't believe you"

AntiBronyMasterrace 8 years ago

Teacher:What"s 2 plus 2? Me:4? Teacher:Wrong! Todd:4? Teacher:Correct!

xlittle 11 years ago

contradictory... if i say 1+1=2, learned people must know its true

thelocalcannon 10 years ago

i get bullied, so here is the perfect plan say oh no i am gay they think im straight lololol

EaterOfFarts 11 years ago

Nobody has to believe what I say

ValerieParker 9 years ago

I'll just lie, if I want them to believe.

UniChloe 11 years ago

EVERY SCIENTIST WHO MADE A CONTRIBUTION TO OUR KNOWLEDGE OF SCIENCE HAD THIS PROBLEM SO...

RedSteem 10 years ago

Me :"Yes I do know how to time tra-" Scientist:"I don't care my friend..."

UselessIdiot77 2 years ago

Like, anything granted from the knowledge or just in general?

Quentin Ramirez 13 years ago

all knowledge means you earn how to everything. you can recreate the universe as you see fit. who cares who believes you?

agent KB 10 years ago

Just don't say things. Write them. LOOP HOLES 4 LIFE

Omni 11 years ago

An if I write it down

Gamebaby 454 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]