1) make your own TV show with the perfect life 2) jaywalk 3) profit
CODEX079 years ago
Lol
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Kefke9 years ago
Key word "before". This is all upside. Kill some asshole I never liked, then escape to a world where no one can follow me. The perfect crime!
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jakesgotgames9 years ago
In England, shaking a doormat after 8am is illegal. Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
MauriceMeerts9 years ago
really?> its also illegal to have the flu and not notice any cab driver try beating that law in new york its illegal to fart the ticket is 40 dollars up to over 100 dollars wow one fart !
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Caroline Fresh13 years ago
Haha here I come, Supernatural *steals a chapstick from a convenient store*
I would just steal a pen from a bank, and I could say I robbed a bank..
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Kostasss11 years ago
*Going through red light when no-one is driving*
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natdragon500010 years ago
Reporter:"How did you manage to join the world of 'Dr.Who'?"
Me:"I was loitering one day..."
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SpamtonG.Spamton11 years ago
Sneak into Women's locker rooms
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Wolfy88 Just11 years ago
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Axolotlboi8 years ago
Well you did you crime right now, you littered and annoyed the crap out of everyone
Well if I went into misfits then I would"ve already committed a crime but if it was brooklyn nine nine then it might not end well...
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NicholasWhipple10 years ago
Jaywalking?
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Starseedchild8 years ago
I didn't say what kind of crime, I could litter once.
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Saraaaaaa8 years ago
I’ll steal a penny from the floor!! Bahahahaha I’m excited all ready
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Mystrle8 years ago
Kidnaps J.K rowling* Yeet hogwarts here I cooommmeeeeeee! YO HUFFLEPUFFS IM COMIN" BACK YO!
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Jewgassser8 years ago
13191 people are stupid they could jus steal like penny from someone
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P4bl0Que8 years ago
Robbery. *hops into Looney Tunes to use the cartoon physics to make an escape*
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AlejandroVega9 years ago
ONE PUNCH MAAAAAAAN WORLD
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ToriAnime9 years ago
Downside? No matter the crime, they can’t catch you!
XD Gintama world, here I come!
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GalceonGod119 years ago
I'ma cheat on taxes stranger things here I come
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Cassidy Lind13 years ago
i see no downside to this.
The-unicorn-that-doesnt-care8 years ago
Me either
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JediKnight9 years ago
here i come Once Upon A Time *Drives faster then the speed limit*
BartekTomasik9 years ago
Lol I thought you meant Undertale bc Once Upon a Time is one of the songs.
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ReeseLaneDaily10 years ago
I commited a crime, existing. Like a bowss.
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The_MGSM_10 years ago
Already a klepto
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Coolcatkitty10 years ago
Well... Off I go to the world of anime!!!
Thegamingdovah10 years ago
Which one?
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gabbo verde 10 years ago
Flash! I come from a different universe where you could go faster than speed itself! I'm here so I can help you reach new speeds! And also I want to be kid flash...
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wdhking11 years ago
Speed
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Etho452 11 years ago
J-walk
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Angel Lewis13 years ago
I get to take out Beiber and Go to My Little Pony World aka Equestria
littering is a crime so is opening other peoples post easy decision
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Madison Rose13 years ago
*steals pack of gum from walmart*
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GodlyHoopa 10 years ago
*Kills Worst Enemy* Bye! *Goes into Clannad*
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Gosky311 years ago
So I'd park in a no-parking zone. :P
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Lancilia10 months ago
Jaywalking...
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CPM9 years ago
I could put a postage stamp with the queen on it upside down on an envelope in the UK, walk down main street with an ice cream cone in my back pocket on a Sunday in Georgia, step on money in Thailand, call a pig Napoleon in France, chew bubblegum in Singap...[Show full comment]
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narutozombie110 years ago
I'm 2 mlg 4 tv
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whyamiselfish10112 years ago
I accidentally commited a crime when I was 4 years old, I pulled the tag off of a hat in new look and took it home with me and I didn't even know I was a theif.
classic me.
finn and jake here I come.
oh yeah.
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ThisOddThing6 years ago
Who wouldn't
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Winterush10 years ago
Jaywalking.
Worth it for Attack on Titan.
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gamed9x11 years ago
JAYWALKING!!!!
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Nathaniel Kline13 years ago
J-Walking! BBT!! <3
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Kaquagirl9 years ago
XD my crime: taking an extra slice of pie. : 3
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how does rayman logic work?11 years ago
ill kill someone i hate THEN OFF I GO TO NINJAGO! :D
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camderpmorgan12 years ago
murder my enemy
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Flaming-grimdark-potat6 years ago
Steal a tiny seed packet. Easy
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TEMMIECHAT10 years ago
(Insert tv show here) HERE I COME!!
*Owns a sharpie while under the age of 18*
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