Will You Press The Button?

Ayden9 years ago

I see a point to those "Dont walk on grass!" signs now

StudiousFinger12311 months ago

love the forhead ayden, keep it up!

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EyeOwnUrEnergy9 years ago

1) make your own TV show with the perfect life 2) jaywalk 3) profit

CODEX077 years ago

Lol

Kefke7 years ago

Key word "before". This is all upside. Kill some asshole I never liked, then escape to a world where no one can follow me. The perfect crime!

Caroline Fresh12 years ago

Haha here I come, Supernatural *steals a chapstick from a convenient store*

RNJR7 years ago

J walk.

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TheDoom1198 years ago

Ride bike without helmet?

MooreFunn8 years ago

I would just steal a pen from a bank, and I could say I robbed a bank..

jakesgotgames8 years ago

In England, shaking a doormat after 8am is illegal. Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

MauriceMeerts8 years ago

really?> its also illegal to have the flu and not notice any cab driver try beating that law in new york its illegal to fart the ticket is 40 dollars up to over 100 dollars wow one fart !

Kostasss9 years ago

*Going through red light when no-one is driving*

natdragon50009 years ago

Reporter:"How did you manage to join the world of 'Dr.Who'?" Me:"I was loitering one day..."

SpamtonG.Spamton9 years ago

Sneak into Women's locker rooms

V4mpirezz5 years ago

Well if I went into misfits then I would"ve already committed a crime but if it was brooklyn nine nine then it might not end well...

Wolfy88 Just9 years ago

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Axolotlboi7 years ago

Well you did you crime right now, you littered and annoyed the crap out of everyone

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NicholasWhipple8 years ago

Jaywalking?

Starseedchild7 years ago

I didn't say what kind of crime, I could litter once.

Saraaaaaa7 years ago

I’ll steal a penny from the floor!! Bahahahaha I’m excited all ready

Mystrle7 years ago

Kidnaps J.K rowling* Yeet hogwarts here I cooommmeeeeeee! YO HUFFLEPUFFS IM COMIN" BACK YO!

Jewgassser7 years ago

13191 people are stupid they could jus steal like penny from someone

P4bl0Que7 years ago

Robbery. *hops into Looney Tunes to use the cartoon physics to make an escape*

AlejandroVega7 years ago

ONE PUNCH MAAAAAAAN WORLD

ToriAnime7 years ago

Downside? No matter the crime, they can’t catch you! XD Gintama world, here I come!

GalceonGod117 years ago

I'ma cheat on taxes stranger things here I come

JediKnight8 years ago

here i come Once Upon A Time *Drives faster then the speed limit*

BartekTomasik7 years ago

Lol I thought you meant Undertale bc Once Upon a Time is one of the songs.

ReeseLaneDaily8 years ago

I commited a crime, existing. Like a bowss.

The_MGSM_9 years ago

Already a klepto

Cassidy Lind12 years ago

i see no downside to this.

The-unicorn-that-doesnt-care7 years ago

Me either

Coolcatkitty9 years ago

Well... Off I go to the world of anime!!!

Thegamingdovah9 years ago

Which one?

gabbo verde 9 years ago

Flash! I come from a different universe where you could go faster than speed itself! I'm here so I can help you reach new speeds! And also I want to be kid flash...

wdhking9 years ago

Speed

Etho452 9 years ago

J-walk

Angel Lewis12 years ago

I get to take out Beiber and Go to My Little Pony World aka Equestria

WarWay19413 years ago

this comment is such a product of it"s time

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Samantha Peters12 years ago

Lets go GTA in real life then off to The Walking Dead!

NaomiProvince8 years ago

Same. Here we go together

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Sam Tom12 years ago

Naruto for driving before I am 18

Grayfeather9 years ago

Here its 16

Rebekah Stewart12 years ago

littering is a crime so is opening other peoples post easy decision

Madison Rose12 years ago

*steals pack of gum from walmart*

Smartest-Man3 years ago

Steal... your heart 🥰🥰🥰

FTBacon9 years ago

*walks into supermarket* "hey ima just walk in here and take a penny ty"

TheCliffoconda11 years ago

I'll illegally download music and become a dragon trainer

TeamAwesomeness5 years ago

Is killing the replay button a crime?

edgy8yearold9 years ago

Dude I could just take a candy bar from a super market, I feel like this guy was just giving people a easy button so we'll feel better about our selves

thestewfano9 years ago

Jay walk

Python530010 years ago

Burn down my enemy's house and go to Dr Who

MooCatGiz7 years ago

Never said you had to be cought...

Thelesbianfuckingemmawatson9 years ago

HAHA TARDIS HERE I COME *Steals chapstick*

CjBlaze82610 years ago

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TorrentialChaoss5 months ago

You couldn’t even bother to spell “you” correctly?

Panifex8 years ago

I'm going to lie to someone

pressmedont1239 years ago

*shoplifting intensifies*

SalamanderTR10 years ago

hate tv shows.

WhyDoIEven_3 years ago

Does anime count? I'm not interested in western shows and fiction.

Haki7hikari8 years ago

I'll litter. Sorry nature it"s for a good cause, but I'll only litter a little bit. Or I'll buy like 18 kiwi"s, but at the self-scan check-out, I'll only enter 17 kiwi"s, the person working there will probably not notice and I will have stolen a kiwi. O...[Show full comment]

hippovenom9 years ago

Robbery of a paperclip

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