Will You Press The Button?

Ayden9 years ago

I see a point to those "Dont walk on grass!" signs now

StudiousFinger12312 months ago

love the forhead ayden, keep it up!

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Kefke8 years ago

Key word "before". This is all upside. Kill some asshole I never liked, then escape to a world where no one can follow me. The perfect crime!

EyeOwnUrEnergy9 years ago

1) make your own TV show with the perfect life 2) jaywalk 3) profit

CODEX077 years ago

Lol

jakesgotgames8 years ago

In England, shaking a doormat after 8am is illegal. Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

MauriceMeerts8 years ago

really?> its also illegal to have the flu and not notice any cab driver try beating that law in new york its illegal to fart the ticket is 40 dollars up to over 100 dollars wow one fart !

Caroline Fresh12 years ago

Haha here I come, Supernatural *steals a chapstick from a convenient store*

RNJR7 years ago

J walk.

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TheDoom1198 years ago

Ride bike without helmet?

MooreFunn8 years ago

I would just steal a pen from a bank, and I could say I robbed a bank..

Kostasss10 years ago

*Going through red light when no-one is driving*

natdragon50009 years ago

Reporter:"How did you manage to join the world of 'Dr.Who'?" Me:"I was loitering one day..."

SpamtonG.Spamton9 years ago

Sneak into Women's locker rooms

V4mpirezz5 years ago

Well if I went into misfits then I would"ve already committed a crime but if it was brooklyn nine nine then it might not end well...

Wolfy88 Just10 years ago

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Axolotlboi7 years ago

Well you did you crime right now, you littered and annoyed the crap out of everyone

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NicholasWhipple8 years ago

Jaywalking?

Starseedchild7 years ago

I didn't say what kind of crime, I could litter once.

Saraaaaaa7 years ago

I’ll steal a penny from the floor!! Bahahahaha I’m excited all ready

Mystrle7 years ago

Kidnaps J.K rowling* Yeet hogwarts here I cooommmeeeeeee! YO HUFFLEPUFFS IM COMIN" BACK YO!

Jewgassser7 years ago

13191 people are stupid they could jus steal like penny from someone

P4bl0Que7 years ago

Robbery. *hops into Looney Tunes to use the cartoon physics to make an escape*

AlejandroVega7 years ago

ONE PUNCH MAAAAAAAN WORLD

ToriAnime7 years ago

Downside? No matter the crime, they can’t catch you! XD Gintama world, here I come!

GalceonGod117 years ago

I'ma cheat on taxes stranger things here I come

JediKnight8 years ago

here i come Once Upon A Time *Drives faster then the speed limit*

BartekTomasik8 years ago

Lol I thought you meant Undertale bc Once Upon a Time is one of the songs.

ReeseLaneDaily9 years ago

I commited a crime, existing. Like a bowss.

The_MGSM_9 years ago

Already a klepto

Cassidy Lind12 years ago

i see no downside to this.

The-unicorn-that-doesnt-care7 years ago

Me either

Coolcatkitty9 years ago

Well... Off I go to the world of anime!!!

Thegamingdovah9 years ago

Which one?

gabbo verde 9 years ago

Flash! I come from a different universe where you could go faster than speed itself! I'm here so I can help you reach new speeds! And also I want to be kid flash...

wdhking9 years ago

Speed

Etho452 10 years ago

J-walk

Angel Lewis12 years ago

I get to take out Beiber and Go to My Little Pony World aka Equestria

WarWay19413 years ago

this comment is such a product of it"s time

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Samantha Peters12 years ago

Lets go GTA in real life then off to The Walking Dead!

NaomiProvince8 years ago

Same. Here we go together

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Sam Tom12 years ago

Naruto for driving before I am 18

Grayfeather10 years ago

Here its 16

Rebekah Stewart12 years ago

littering is a crime so is opening other peoples post easy decision

Madison Rose12 years ago

*steals pack of gum from walmart*

MasterRubish5 years ago

Jaywalks

Kittenlover1019 years ago

I will speed and get a ticket :D

NO BODY10 years ago

kill justien beber then to to naruto

nadiacraft20097 years ago

LOOPHOLE YOU LIE TO DEM

Xamrin9 years ago

You DO realize people will always pick a minor misdemeanor, right? If you said something like "You have to commit a felony" you'd have a better question. Even then I could just pick something like tax evasion.

mcforver10 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

boykisserlast year

jaywalking🎇

Con8 years ago

Large scale mass genocide of social justice warriors live on CNN. Would have enough fresh bodies for the walkers of the walking dead tv series to distract them as well. Would also benefit the society I"d leave behind.

how does rayman logic work?9 years ago

wheres the downside?

Stokerclass11 years ago

Ok so I'll rob a bookstore then I'll go to Berk.

bbygngrndth9 years ago

That would get boring. Plus, once the show is cancelled, what then? Only upside, is the crime is of your choice, so you could do something really simple like litter a store receipt.

tsukino10 years ago

JAYWALK! Beach City, here I come!

SpleenMan373 years ago

Jaywalking here I come

DottySpot8 years ago

(Grabs my katana, stabs Denas) Adios, turd face! Miraculous, here I come!!

VelocityRaptor289 years ago

ill steal some silver and go to the hellsing universe

Vega Nation12 years ago

Rob $1 dollar from a bank and BECOME A POKEMON MASTER

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