Will You Press The Button?

TeamKobus28 years ago

Upside? Invincibility and immortality are not the same. I will be weak, crippled, have missing limbs...

sonicj018 years ago

ikr ajax

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Coaster8 years ago

IMMORTALITY. ONLY. MEANS. YOU. CAN'T. DIE. OF. AGING! You can still die from anything else that would kill a normal person.

Theplageriser4 years ago

That"s biological immortality

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Brreezy5 years ago

So be queen Elizabeth

EnRallerlast year

Erm... Who's gonna tell him?

bullsquid_4210 years ago

Who would say yes to this??? No amount of years is worth an eternity of loneliness. Oh well, I guess if you'd eventually land on a planet you could go all minecraft for a few thousand years before that gets boring too.

Burnt_Python_589 years ago

Yes plus you would go insane way before you reached that other planet

Marko Tadic12 years ago

Yes, because 2708 people will be there with me.

TinaLucia2 years ago

Now 34400

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None-Is-None8 years ago

If you press the button, all the people who pressed the button will also be there, LETS START A NEW SOCIETY!!!

HeiwaStrike8 years ago

I'll get the car!!!!

observerwashere9 years ago

Screw everyone else.... SPAAAAAAACE!!

Madethisforoneoccasion7 years ago

Who"s up for suffering the pain of suffocation without actually dying from it until you eventually get pulled into the sun and suffer damn near eternity with the pain of having to your bones melted (but still not dying) until our sun collapses and you go b...[Show full comment]

epicbigc135798 years ago

So? Just float to some human spaceship and stay wherever they go.

ladybug42938 years ago

I'll finally be alone

sk8erboy1158 years ago

who the hell would want to live here for that long

Network Caveman9 years ago

I'd travel to a galaxy far, far away

Rebester50009 years ago

Immortal and happy equals BEST MILLION YEARS EVER :D!!!!!!!! Plus, 16214 people will be with me.

Little Snowflake 9 years ago

Watching stars for eternity.

Fierce Deity Lauren10 years ago

Markiplier: "SPACE IS SOOOOOO COOL!"

Erocka10 years ago

I would basically be me from Doctor Who!

Pernille Cecilie Gundorff12 years ago

when will this side understand that I don't want eternal life? (guess I'm one of those few who don't mind having to die someday)

VioletTheNerd7 years ago

Yeah I don't like being bored..Or floating

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Rubin J Shteerman12 years ago

By the time the Earth blows up, i'll probably have a better chance of finding the doctor in the tardis than being there to watch it happen. Humanity will expand way too fast for that.

JackRock9 years ago

if your smart you would have already found your way off that miserable rock

Jamietheboss9 years ago

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KadeTzeek10 years ago

lol if i was immortal i would gain all the knowledge in the universe and i could resurrect the human race on a new planet and will become god

Taco_Timmylast year

Press button, should have said invincibility too, bucko

Noxx8 years ago

Lonelyness aint bad if you have few but still hang out with them a lot

Natalie Ellen Threatt12 years ago

I will create a new race on a new planet and ALIENS

Mr goggles9 years ago

the world will live on for billions of years so meh

Constipated-man8 years ago

I'll evetualy land on a planet

Noxx8 years ago

Yes you are immortal but nobody said anything about invinciblity

HermioneBird10 years ago

It says happily so I'll press this

LolerImawsome9 years ago

okay an eternity of sex

TiarraHeidbrink7 years ago

There are a lot of people who pressed that button. I wouldn’t be that lonely

ArmedSpirit10 years ago

Only two human beings can change the foundations of society. Markiplier and BlowettyWild can save this world from iniquity!

Timelypat8 years ago

Because who wouldn't want to outlive everybody they ever knew, and ever will know. I'll just be constantly in pain and gasping for air. Not to mention the arthritis and needing a cane to get everywhere. IN SPACE

Immapressit11 years ago

you would eventually land on a planet/get in a spaceship

Im an Emo duck9 years ago

Well, i think that millions of years later de already hace found a new galaxy...nah, now im gonna search for what to do con space, wiiii.

BfdiFan276310 days ago

immortality is a curse. You need to watch all of your loved ones die, and your friends.

ssanoobab10 years ago

O hell no

Dexagon4 years ago

Every heard of the big bang theory?

girlygirl100010 years ago

Million years heck yeah

icecreampop248 years ago

I got my alien friends XD

Starfoxcm9 years ago

What happens uf you hit a star ar go in a black whole?

Noxx8 years ago

Idk you are not invincible but you cant die so maybe stuff is wierd

lonewolf12156 years ago

Am I able to end my life though if I want to?

The Quiet One10 years ago

loophole, with all the the planets there are in space you are exrremely likely to come across a planet extremely similar to earth, with potential life, sooooo ya.... astronomy bitches

swgrisiaf8 years ago

im immortal, not invincible, smartass i cant breathe in space

Noxx8 years ago

But you cant die either

Generic-edgelord7 years ago

So youre telling me that in millions of years we wont be able to find a way to travel the stars? Hell even if its only by sending dna for cloning i could prove my immortality and hop along with one of the rockets