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Dakaar 11 years ago

I hope they mean the trick, and not literally sawed in half

BoYan_help 2 years ago

Me to🫡

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dankmemes101 9 years ago

I get paid to sit in a box for a few minutes every night for people"s entertainment. Doesn't sound too bad. The magic trick isn't even real. The only thing I'm worried about is standing on a stage while people stare at me.

meatloave last year

Why? Is it because of the huge , gnarly wart on your nose? Don't worry about it , it's barely visible..........sort of. I mean , you CAN see it but it kind of looks like a rat sitting on your face..... That's not so bad. So take the mil and quit bitching about it Ratboy!

RuntyOwl8 9 years ago

365,000,000 every year?!?!?! Fuck yea

Parzival003 8 years ago

I thought it said I would turn into a swan wtf

LolbitTheFunnyFox 5 years ago

hey! I"ve been here before!

Trevor Valance 13 years ago

so, basically a job that pays you $1,000,000? wtf you people stupid?

Hyltran 4 years ago

You would die the first night but your relatives would get one million dollars.

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KodakKarnage 8 years ago

$1,000,000 plus magic show revenue equals tons of bills

TheLonelyCheese 11 years ago

One Million Dollars Everyday hmm tempting... HELL YES!

Dakblake 9 years ago

Pay that dude to fake it

bigsweatyguy 4 years ago

omg bart simposms

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Trapzz 11 years ago

what if the magician fails like the one I watched on youtube?

nancy 11 years ago

He can't failðŸ˜’ it's a magic trick, have u ever watched the biggest secret of magic reviled?

Tailsthefox125 8 years ago

I am not just tails,I am myself IRL that is immortal so u can cut me in half whenever you want

LonleyFerret 8 years ago

WHATS THE DOWNSIDE

BoazvanCaem 8 years ago

So I"d lose half of my body, then half of that half, and so on? That"s horrible!

EnderHIM 9 years ago

That will cause economic disaster.

WBGrock 10 years ago

what they didn't tell you was the magic trick was putting you back together afterward.... The sawing is real

Taylor Thomas 13 years ago

As long as he is a good magician...

Jaggedbacon 10 years ago

It doesn't say that he pretends to cut you in half. He will ACTUALLY cut you in half

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TemmieArmor 10 years ago

you're not actually sawed in half, you curl up in a ball

HiBob24 11 years ago

It didn't say that it would just be a trick, which makes those 21016 people scare me...

CyanSpirit 11 years ago

It's a magic trick, so I won't ACTUALLY get sawn in half :T

PrinceEKC 3 years ago

I mean the trick is just a trick

why do you care 11 years ago

No,they're not allowed to (to the person under me)

GangsternauwL 9 years ago

Theres more magic in me getting a million dollars a day than being sawn in half

Woof_Jr 5 years ago

I see this as an absolute win!

Ravinius1 12 years ago

Hold on, there's a typo. It should say you GET to be sawn in half each night.

JazzimoX 9 years ago

So a magician bribes me for 1 mill a night? Awesome!!

Lyreen 11 years ago

I think many people oversaw the "every night", you don't even get to sleep while he does it

ShadowfangTC 10 years ago

So... my job consists of showing up for a 5 minute skit everyday? My pay is 31 million dollars a month? Count me in, where do I sign up.

dankmemes101 9 years ago

Sign Here: ___________

EagleBro 11 years ago

Its an magician he can put me together And he can make me feel no pane

AhmetSabir 8 years ago

So become and actor and make a litte scene about dying by a magician for 1 mil everyday hell yea

Fridi Da Hibbit 11 years ago

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Fleecy27 9 years ago

There are really two people in the sawing in half trick

Dyman 10 years ago

no downside

Lpsapplepie92 11 years ago

As long as Im in one piece yeah

XG 4 years ago

Does he actually cut me in half? If I'm guaranteed survival, deal. If not, I won't make much money off of this.

JaredNexus 12 years ago

Unless the magician is a psychopath that actually saws people in half, then is a verrrrry good job.

daelyn12 11 years ago

WHO CARES IT DOUSE NOT KILL ME so i'm good

RedstoneHoe 11 years ago

Arows

ILoveRonWeasley 8 years ago

So you are in a magic show!! What is the downside?

Keith Picklebutter Lawrence 13 years ago

What is the downside.

Branater 10 years ago

How about I pay the magition to not saw me I half

anime gamer 11 years ago

im in britan and born there so wont help me much

mrsnakegaming 10 years ago

i've seen that!!!!!!!!

happydude718 9 years ago

Downside?

and439 11 years ago

You get 1$ million but lose 5, 000 then get 1 $ million then lose 5, 000 so you get 1 $ million in two days

asdeatgrehedfsd last year

一次我就挂了，还需要每天都要被锯开吗？

emilyflame789 11 years ago

It's not like you're going to die...

nibs35 5 years ago

It never said that your job is to have that happen to you it just said that a million dollars each day your life but that has to happen, so basically after one day hire a hit man

Nephilim 12 years ago

i dont care cux to show that im perfectly fine he will put me back to normal..

NiftyChiby 8 years ago

I guess this is how ppl ended their life ;-;

AthenaOnyx 10 years ago

My first thought: The pain not worth it. My second thought: What if its a trick question, because the writer never said that you would live through the first performance. Third thought: Even if you thought the money was worth in the first night, after... [Show full comment]

Askia668 10 years ago

One person is crammed into one half of the box, the other in the other half. The magician cuts the box in half through the middle..

ThatHuskyOT 11 years ago

Worth it as long as the magician is good at magic :L

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