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Dakaar 11 years ago

I hope they mean the trick, and not literally sawed in half

BoYan_help 2 years ago

Me to🫡

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dankmemes101 9 years ago

I get paid to sit in a box for a few minutes every night for people"s entertainment. Doesn't sound too bad. The magic trick isn't even real. The only thing I'm worried about is standing on a stage while people stare at me.

meatloave last year

Why? Is it because of the huge , gnarly wart on your nose? Don't worry about it , it's barely visible..........sort of. I mean , you CAN see it but it kind of looks like a rat sitting on your face..... That's not so bad. So take the mil and quit bitching about it Ratboy!

RuntyOwl8 9 years ago

365,000,000 every year?!?!?! Fuck yea

Parzival003 8 years ago

I thought it said I would turn into a swan wtf

LolbitTheFunnyFox 5 years ago

hey! I"ve been here before!

Trevor Valance 13 years ago

so, basically a job that pays you $1,000,000? wtf you people stupid?

Hyltran 4 years ago

You would die the first night but your relatives would get one million dollars.

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KodakKarnage 8 years ago

$1,000,000 plus magic show revenue equals tons of bills

TheLonelyCheese 11 years ago

One Million Dollars Everyday hmm tempting... HELL YES!

Dakblake 9 years ago

Pay that dude to fake it

bigsweatyguy 4 years ago

omg bart simposms

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Trapzz 11 years ago

what if the magician fails like the one I watched on youtube?

nancy 11 years ago

He can't failðŸ˜’ it's a magic trick, have u ever watched the biggest secret of magic reviled?

Tailsthefox125 8 years ago

I am not just tails,I am myself IRL that is immortal so u can cut me in half whenever you want

LonleyFerret 8 years ago

WHATS THE DOWNSIDE

BoazvanCaem 8 years ago

So I"d lose half of my body, then half of that half, and so on? That"s horrible!

EnderHIM 9 years ago

That will cause economic disaster.

WBGrock 10 years ago

what they didn't tell you was the magic trick was putting you back together afterward.... The sawing is real

Taylor Thomas 13 years ago

As long as he is a good magician...

Jaggedbacon 10 years ago

It doesn't say that he pretends to cut you in half. He will ACTUALLY cut you in half

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AthenaOnyx 10 years ago

My first thought: The pain not worth it. My second thought: What if its a trick question, because the writer never said that you would live through the first performance. Third thought: Even if you thought the money was worth in the first night, after... [Show full comment]

Askia668 10 years ago

One person is crammed into one half of the box, the other in the other half. The magician cuts the box in half through the middle..

ThatHuskyOT 11 years ago

Worth it as long as the magician is good at magic :L

NiftyChiby 8 years ago

I guess this is how ppl ended their life ;-;

chRAWRizard 11 years ago

Being a magicians assistant for 1 mil a day? And you only.need to.be presemt for one 5 minute act! This is one of the best deals ive ever heard of.

Boyindahood 9 years ago

But the trick is fake i wont actually be sawed in half so wtf #yo people stupid

Queen_Ziggy 10 years ago

Well at the end of show I should be back in one piece, so...

DomZ127 9 years ago

Instead of working 40 hours a week. Where"s the problem?

Fire_breathing_bitch_queen 4 years ago

Ez choice

Icefrout 11 years ago

Best job ever!

hotdoguman 11 years ago

million dollars for doing an illusion yeah sign me up

YayorNay 7 years ago

I'm gonna quit after a few months or years

Giorizk 10 years ago

Wait IF you get sann you Will die

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Soaku 10 years ago

Grammar here makes that I don't understand anything.

reaper981726 9 years ago

best be a damn good magician

hello men and women 11 years ago

The saw in half is fake, so you don't die. Also you get paid for it.

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jdan 11 years ago

I will stop the act

davidbowie 12 years ago

reminder: THAT IS ACTUALLY SOME PEOPLE'S JOB

Hyltran 8 years ago

The downside is that you have to work every night. Can you ever quit this job? Or do you have to work every night for the rest of your life? I suppose it"s still worth working everyday with that kind of money.

herbertpostman 10 years ago

It doesn't specify what magic show. Mine would be in my house for my imaginary friend or my cats or so and it would be performed so bad that the show only lasts a minute

Gamerjosh 11 years ago

The thing is, its magic, so u wont die. :l

crjenna 10 years ago

Magicians don't actually saw you in half

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BlaiseyWaisey 9 years ago

It never said sawed in half PAINFULLY

MrL 4 years ago

can't you just kill the magic man

ARFRostByte 11 years ago

Pay the magician not to do this.

Blockman350 9 years ago

Who"d want to spend the rest of their life at a job they don't like just for money?

verarch 11 years ago

it's probably some back alley magician that is super shady

IrvinMarquez 10 years ago

I would pay someone to do it for me

christian W 11 years ago

Magic is fake so im in!

Temmie190 6 years ago

You cant be sawn off by a magician why cuz it"s a trick not real magic I know how to do it requires 3 people 2 of the people need to be flexible and go in there and the final one will need a saw hope you did know that right

Logan Bell 13 years ago

It's "magic", i don't feel any pain, so... Why not?

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