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Dakaar 11 years ago

I hope they mean the trick, and not literally sawed in half

BoYan_help 2 years ago

Me to🫡

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dankmemes101 9 years ago

I get paid to sit in a box for a few minutes every night for people"s entertainment. Doesn't sound too bad. The magic trick isn't even real. The only thing I'm worried about is standing on a stage while people stare at me.

meatloave last year

Why? Is it because of the huge , gnarly wart on your nose? Don't worry about it , it's barely visible..........sort of. I mean , you CAN see it but it kind of looks like a rat sitting on your face..... That's not so bad. So take the mil and quit bitching about it Ratboy!

RuntyOwl8 9 years ago

365,000,000 every year?!?!?! Fuck yea

Parzival003 8 years ago

I thought it said I would turn into a swan wtf

LolbitTheFunnyFox 5 years ago

hey! I"ve been here before!

Trevor Valance 13 years ago

so, basically a job that pays you $1,000,000? wtf you people stupid?

Hyltran 4 years ago

You would die the first night but your relatives would get one million dollars.

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KodakKarnage 8 years ago

$1,000,000 plus magic show revenue equals tons of bills

TheLonelyCheese 11 years ago

One Million Dollars Everyday hmm tempting... HELL YES!

Dakblake 9 years ago

Pay that dude to fake it

bigsweatyguy 4 years ago

omg bart simposms

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Trapzz 11 years ago

what if the magician fails like the one I watched on youtube?

nancy 11 years ago

He can't failðŸ˜’ it's a magic trick, have u ever watched the biggest secret of magic reviled?

Tailsthefox125 8 years ago

I am not just tails,I am myself IRL that is immortal so u can cut me in half whenever you want

LonleyFerret 8 years ago

WHATS THE DOWNSIDE

BoazvanCaem 8 years ago

So I"d lose half of my body, then half of that half, and so on? That"s horrible!

EnderHIM 9 years ago

That will cause economic disaster.

WBGrock 10 years ago

what they didn't tell you was the magic trick was putting you back together afterward.... The sawing is real

Taylor Thomas 13 years ago

As long as he is a good magician...

Jaggedbacon 10 years ago

It doesn't say that he pretends to cut you in half. He will ACTUALLY cut you in half

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Unstable-Sprite 5 years ago

Doesn’t that trick require two people??

Fireball 12 years ago

Over 8000 people are stupid

Matwaty 9 years ago

I'm British so no thank u

NiftyChibi 8 years ago

Currency exchange, have you ever heard of that?

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NightFury_616 11 years ago

you guys know its just a trick, right?

Kr&oslash;lle 10 years ago

They don't actually saw you in half at magician shows.... ?

Pop-TARDIS 11 years ago

That's OK because it's fake anyway

Chemdog2006 8 years ago

Would you die or not....that’s what I want to know

HiBob24 11 years ago

It didn't say that it would just be a trick, which makes those 21016 people scare me...

TemmieArmor 10 years ago

you're not actually sawed in half, you curl up in a ball

GangsternauwL 9 years ago

Theres more magic in me getting a million dollars a day than being sawn in half

CyanSpirit 11 years ago

It's a magic trick, so I won't ACTUALLY get sawn in half :T

PrinceEKC 3 years ago

I mean the trick is just a trick

why do you care 11 years ago

No,they're not allowed to (to the person under me)

Lyreen 11 years ago

I think many people oversaw the "every night", you don't even get to sleep while he does it

Woof_Jr 5 years ago

I see this as an absolute win!

Ravinius1 12 years ago

Hold on, there's a typo. It should say you GET to be sawn in half each night.

JazzimoX 9 years ago

So a magician bribes me for 1 mill a night? Awesome!!

AhmetSabir 8 years ago

So become and actor and make a litte scene about dying by a magician for 1 mil everyday hell yea

ShadowfangTC 10 years ago

So... my job consists of showing up for a 5 minute skit everyday? My pay is 31 million dollars a month? Count me in, where do I sign up.

dankmemes101 9 years ago

Sign Here: ___________

EagleBro 11 years ago

Its an magician he can put me together And he can make me feel no pane

Dyman 10 years ago

no downside

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