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Dakaar10 years ago

I hope they mean the trick, and not literally sawed in half

BoYan_help9 months ago

Me to🫡

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dankmemes1018 years ago

I get paid to sit in a box for a few minutes every night for people"s entertainment. Doesn't sound too bad. The magic trick isn't even real. The only thing I'm worried about is standing on a stage while people stare at me.

LolbitTheFunnyFox4 years ago

hey! I"ve been here before!

RuntyOwl88 years ago

365,000,000 every year?!?!?! Fuck yea

Parzival0037 years ago

I thought it said I would turn into a swan wtf

Dakblake7 years ago

Pay that dude to fake it

bigsweatyguy3 years ago

omg bart simposms

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TheLonelyCheese9 years ago

One Million Dollars Everyday hmm tempting... HELL YES!

Trapzz9 years ago

what if the magician fails like the one I watched on youtube?

nancy9 years ago

He can't failðŸ˜’ it's a magic trick, have u ever watched the biggest secret of magic reviled?

Trevor Valance12 years ago

so, basically a job that pays you $1,000,000? wtf you people stupid?

Hyltran3 years ago

You would die the first night but your relatives would get one million dollars.

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KodakKarnage7 years ago

$1,000,000 plus magic show revenue equals tons of bills

Tailsthefox1257 years ago

I am not just tails,I am myself IRL that is immortal so u can cut me in half whenever you want

LonleyFerret7 years ago

WHATS THE DOWNSIDE

BoazvanCaem7 years ago

So I"d lose half of my body, then half of that half, and so on? That"s horrible!

EnderHIM8 years ago

That will cause economic disaster.

WBGrock8 years ago

what they didn't tell you was the magic trick was putting you back together afterward.... The sawing is real

Taylor Thomas12 years ago

As long as he is a good magician...

Jaggedbacon9 years ago

It doesn't say that he pretends to cut you in half. He will ACTUALLY cut you in half

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Soaku9 years ago

Grammar here makes that I don't understand anything.

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Palermo10 years ago

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reaper9817267 years ago

best be a damn good magician

hello men and women9 years ago

The saw in half is fake, so you don't die. Also you get paid for it.

jdan9 years ago

I will stop the act

davidbowie11 years ago

reminder: THAT IS ACTUALLY SOME PEOPLE'S JOB

Gamerjosh9 years ago

The thing is, its magic, so u wont die. :l

Hyltran7 years ago

The downside is that you have to work every night. Can you ever quit this job? Or do you have to work every night for the rest of your life? I suppose it"s still worth working everyday with that kind of money.

herbertpostman9 years ago

It doesn't specify what magic show. Mine would be in my house for my imaginary friend or my cats or so and it would be performed so bad that the show only lasts a minute

BlaiseyWaisey7 years ago

It never said sawed in half PAINFULLY

crjenna9 years ago

Magicians don't actually saw you in half

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verarch9 years ago

it's probably some back alley magician that is super shady

MrL3 years ago

can't you just kill the magic man

ARFRostByte10 years ago

Pay the magician not to do this.

Blockman3508 years ago

Who"d want to spend the rest of their life at a job they don't like just for money?

christian W9 years ago

Magic is fake so im in!

Temmie1905 years ago

You cant be sawn off by a magician why cuz it"s a trick not real magic I know how to do it requires 3 people 2 of the people need to be flexible and go in there and the final one will need a saw hope you did know that right

Logan Bell12 years ago

It's "magic", i don't feel any pain, so... Why not?

IrvinMarquez8 years ago

I would pay someone to do it for me

Pokeminer9 years ago

Pay him to not do it anymore

jkai19 years ago

who cares just be asleep

El Tacodor10 years ago

LOOPHOLE: Pay the magician a million dollars and he'll leave you alone

NotSMASHINGenoguh7 years ago

This... Is.. A DREAM COME TRUE!!! U CAN OWN ALOT OF TVs AND BE THE COOL KID AT SKOOL!

Mariofan11153 years ago

In a dream Or

Tavish10 years ago

*slams button*

Ttttttrfgh8 years ago

The magician is a professional

Thermophile9 years ago

Like, for real? I mean, if it is, that makes a lot of difference.

Uncookedham879 years ago

Its not like he/she cuts you at all, its two people

AngieSpangy9 years ago

might as well since it is just MAGIC!!! :D

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srybae7 years ago

I can pay him to stop being a magician

kobra94510 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

hotdoguman 9 years ago

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Celia Ace9 years ago

I'll buy anesthesia before every show.

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