Will You Press The Button?

You can live forever

but

have to die differently each day.

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Rainbowplayz72578 months ago

Just to countless variations of the most painless possible way to die. Like as in you could rotate yourself 0.000001* every time

Nall666x3 years ago

If I get killed by a different blade or gun bullet does it count?

Kiti10 months ago

I would say so

RGF4 years ago

I have died every way in the conceivable universe so the downside isn't possible for me

TheMultifandomBoy8 years ago

Sounds like Dean from Supernatural.

IanSalberg8 years ago

Is it Tuesday again?

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SalehMY3 years ago

I don't get it so instead of sleeping daily i die and ressurect at the morning? How i would live forever if i will die

Sir Pissed Off11 years ago

OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY! YOU BASTARDS!

ForgottenFirefly4 years ago

Hey guys how are you?! BAM! Stay dead kenny

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Jordynn_Hailey9 years ago

Wow sounds like Tuesdays

AlexBrown7 years ago

Depressed person who pressed the button: *dies* Depressed person: *comes back to life* awww man

gfdfcf4 years ago

you cant die idiot

KieranTop10 years ago

This is why kenny always dies

Tex200010 years ago

he pressed the button

Captain_Rex5 years ago

41% of people likes to live in the hell

Shelbzzzz7 years ago

This would probably hurt and i have zero pain tolerance so... ill just be mortal i guess

Sara Russell12 years ago

...Captain Jack Harkness

Dialkia7892 years ago

Or Diavolo

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Icode18 years ago

but if i live forever then how can i die differently everyday loophole in the upside

Elizabeth Silver12 years ago

Kenny from South Park?

b190297 years ago

indeed

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DogeSmash6 years ago

Kono da requiem

llots ffej10 years ago

confused... that's not living forever... that's DYING forever

lucasgames9 years ago

kenny de south park

Ayyy10 years ago

Living forever is terrible anyway, but if you LIVE FOREVER how do you die?

Duyanhkute157 years ago

With condition is ,if I can transsexuals and turn painful childbirth labor into orgasm .

Tolnin11 years ago

If I live forever I can't die everyday, so I win.

Yo_fav_weirdo8 years ago

They killed Kenny! You Bastard!!

JQEFGJFWH8 years ago

They killed kenny!

gvberg9 years ago

...forever groundhog day?

Flameice2 9 years ago

LIVING THE DAY AFTER TOMOWROW

Simran Dusanjh12 years ago

You'd run out of ways to die eventually though

RosieTheCockatiel3 years ago

It would take too long, at that point the sun would maybe explode

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Nai Gative12 years ago

There is no upside to this.

Greeninja58 years ago

There"s no downside

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Gustavo Salomao12 years ago

Then, be a superhero called Mysterion

Hatched Ender Dragon9 years ago

Or be DEADPOOL

Becca Adella Rodriguez12 years ago

best idea for a book

Rem-chan9 years ago

It's called Southpark

Fite_Me_You_Bitchacho7 years ago

Ajin Demi-Human

heyeveryone10 years ago

Immortality already sucks without having to die every day

Stefan12233339 years ago

what does this even mean?

Nathan Fuller12 years ago

>You can live forever >You have to die 3ever

DragonsAreCool9 years ago

Upside? None. I don't want to live forever. I would have to watch my family and loved ones die.

rogntudju10 years ago

Basically, you become Kenny McCormick.

FlameBlaze9 years ago

I don't like live forever

Alex Chen12 years ago

Is this not just A from Every Day?

H3adbutt3r9 years ago

You will suffer forever.

SAVVY_BOY8 years ago

That"s called reincarnation, dumbass.

BreakerLadd9 years ago

If i die how can i live? *facepalm*

Naheeqwryugg5 years ago

I want To die without circumcise

PrincessAwesome10 years ago

makes no sense

DaltonJones8 years ago

It"s the heat of the moment

fandom-lover10 years ago

*dies like hussie's heart*

alexriveraced7 years ago

Sounds like Edge of Tomorrow

Pimpacity10 years ago

key word being CAN

SewerRatt8 years ago

It would make a good story.

Legitimacy11 years ago

So I'm pretty much an episode of 1,000 ways to die?

Eoverlordmaster 9 years ago

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Pizza0x09 years ago

I won't die though

Signe Machado12 years ago

???

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