You can live forever
but
have to die differently each day.
I will not


Rainbowplayz72576 months ago
Just to countless variations of the most painless possible way to die. Like as in you could rotate yourself 0.000001* every time

Nall666x3 years ago
If I get killed by a different blade or gun bullet does it count?

Kiti8 months ago
I would say so

RGF4 years ago
I have died every way in the conceivable universe so the downside isn't possible for me

TheMultifandomBoy8 years ago
Sounds like Dean from Supernatural.

IanSalberg8 years ago
Is it Tuesday again?
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SalehMY3 years ago
I don't get it so instead of sleeping daily i die and ressurect at the morning? How i would live forever if i will die

Sir Pissed Off11 years ago
OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY! YOU BASTARDS!

ForgottenFirefly4 years ago
Hey guys how are you?! BAM! Stay dead kenny
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Jordynn_Hailey9 years ago
Wow sounds like Tuesdays

AlexBrown7 years ago
Depressed person who pressed the button: *dies* Depressed person: *comes back to life* awww man

gfdfcf4 years ago
you cant die idiot

KieranTop9 years ago
This is why kenny always dies

Tex20009 years ago
he pressed the button

Captain_Rex4 years ago
41% of people likes to live in the hell

Shelbzzzz7 years ago
This would probably hurt and i have zero pain tolerance so... ill just be mortal i guess

Sara Russell12 years ago
...Captain Jack Harkness

Dialkia7892 years ago
Or Diavolo
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Icode18 years ago
but if i live forever then how can i die differently everyday loophole in the upside

DogeSmash6 years ago
Kono da requiem

Elizabeth Silver12 years ago
Kenny from South Park?

b190297 years ago
indeed
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llots ffej9 years ago
confused... that's not living forever... that's DYING forever

lucasgames9 years ago
kenny de south park

Ayyy9 years ago
Living forever is terrible anyway, but if you LIVE FOREVER how do you die?

Duyanhkute157 years ago
With condition is ,if I can transsexuals and turn painful childbirth labor into orgasm .

Tolnin10 years ago
If I live forever I can't die everyday, so I win.

Yo_fav_weirdo8 years ago
They killed Kenny! You Bastard!!

JQEFGJFWH8 years ago
They killed kenny!

gvberg9 years ago
...forever groundhog day?

Flameice2 9 years ago
LIVING THE DAY AFTER TOMOWROW

Simran Dusanjh12 years ago
You'd run out of ways to die eventually though

RosieTheCockatiel3 years ago
It would take too long, at that point the sun would maybe explode
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Nai Gative12 years ago
There is no upside to this.

Greeninja58 years ago
There"s no downside
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Gustavo Salomao12 years ago
Then, be a superhero called Mysterion

Hatched Ender Dragon9 years ago
Or be DEADPOOL

Becca Adella Rodriguez12 years ago
best idea for a book

Rem-chan9 years ago
It's called Southpark

idle9 years ago
well that makes no sense

Jason Bell12 years ago
Groundhog Day?

Courtney R.9 years ago
I don't know. Maybe.

XenderCast4 years ago
Thats just daily torture

BurningSoup19 years ago
kenny

OpticalOllusion7 years ago
But that"s not possible because you live forever

gamingwitholiver10 years ago
OMG AWSOME

Anthony44 years ago
ummm

deenuts9 years ago
The guy from Ground Hogday?

abcx8 years ago
What if I ran out of ways? I mean, there"s a ton of different ways to die, probably at least Googolplexplex, but at some point you would run out of ways. What then?

taylor382510 years ago
I think this means you live forever, but to wake up for the next day you have to die... Live forever=immense knowledge/wealth=way to find out painless death!

nostalgicpat9 years ago
how many ways can one die...?

minisamuri478 years ago
Minecraft Respawn Powers activate!!

chestnut11 years ago
Kagerou haha!

Ryguy9 years ago
Whats that movie called the day after tomorrow with the aliens with tom cruise

ririruru10 months ago
commenting on every dilemma ^_^ ( I did not press the button )

LB729 years ago
If you die each day then you dont live forever

INanaWins7 years ago
dean in mystery spot??? kenny from south park??? sounds amazing???

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Dankiplier9 years ago
I'm already dead inside, does that count?

Joshua Lewis12 years ago
Makes for a good novel.

sans-tastic8 years ago
Sooner or later everybody would get used to it

fallingleafviolinist10 years ago
This would be so freaking cool!
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