Will You Press The Button?

Hawk_tuah2 months ago

Skibidi

OmniOmega8 years ago

"do anything you want whenever you want however you want" up to and including sharing said near omnipotent power with others whom I deem worthy, and who have earned the favor of the OmniOmega, End of All, Thy God. downside negated, self-deification achieved.

anonymous18 years ago

Make....... them............ not............... jealous?..........since...."............I .......can......... do .............anything?

b-i-g-s-u-c-c4 years ago

good thing i dont have any friends :P

ClareWhite9 years ago

If she gets jealous, so she isn't my real best friend.

MgraalPenny8 years ago

if i can do anything i want i can just make my best friend be non jealous and make his life easy #loophole

SinonMercer8 years ago

Don't have friends so win-win.

Songbird67688 years ago

My best friend is a cartoom character so

_EDGELORD_8 years ago

no best friends???

Etharian9 years ago

If they get jealous because I have it easy then they weren't my friend to begin with were they? That's mostly because I would be making my friends lives exponentially easier just by proxy of wanting to make my friends have comfortable satisfying lives.

AvitPandey7 years ago

I can teach them

Trailman057 years ago

My best friend is annoying though, and he always say that he"s better than ne, so Im down

Trailman057 years ago

Sorry for the grammer guys, my phone is messed up

Benzilla7 years ago

My freind is already jealous of me

Kurt Gifkins12 years ago

well lucky i hate everyone then

Takananana7 years ago

UNLIMITED POWER!!!

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FurryDouchebag7 years ago

Yay! Now my friend can be jealous that animals can f*ck my *ss now.

2tOxIc4u8 years ago

Make it seem like my enemy is my best friend then press the buttun then everythings normal. Loophole

KaramGamer99998 years ago

i can make him not jealous or make him have some powers

Dripper123458 years ago

I want to give him stuff

Fireball8 years ago

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DesertEagle7 years ago

That was a great story, but in what chapter do you shut the fuck up?

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Thelesbianfuckingemmawatson9 years ago

I hate everyone so I'm fine

Benny Wu12 years ago

It says you can do anything. So either make the not jealous or give them the same ability.

punzetheclown9 years ago

You fucking genius...

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Dogizmaster9 years ago

I don't have any friends.

luis cedano9 years ago

sucks to be them

Nelson Green12 years ago

Who needs best friends anyway

MagniSolis9 years ago

This, who needs friends when you're your own?

Lexis Murray12 years ago

lol i dont have any friends soo

RifleRage958 years ago

My best friend is brother. Just give him same power! My brothers best friend is me. WIN WIN SITUATION BITCH!

(TEAM FORTRESS 2) 4 LIFE9 years ago

Make another new best friend maybe better

12345678910123456789104 years ago

I have friend and he ohyco

Troltrolbridge9 years ago

We do it together

Mariah Rae Pearson12 years ago

Ohhhh....Tough luck for her.

orcawolfy7 years ago

When you don't even have a best friend lmao

HalfForm9 years ago

I can do anything I want? Why don't I just make it so my best friend has it just as easy? HAX!!

crunchpunch10 years ago

I'm sorry best friend

Demonkillerkid06 years ago

Bitch I have no friends

Jayqueline9 years ago

That's sad that that there is more green

ScuicidalSheep8 years ago

Have sex with my best friend

Starman9 years ago

You mean envious... Jealousy is when you worry someone will take what you have. Envy is wanting something that belongs to another.

Hasaky8 years ago

I don't have anyone or any best friend all I have is big brother kohey

qwertywarrior9 years ago

So the best life ever and this pleb gets jealous of you, what's the downside?

FlapperGirl8 years ago

What friends?

singsong59 years ago

If you is jealous, then bye bye bitch. Anyway, if I could do or have anything, then id be travelling around the world with my best friend. Goddamn.

DoggsWYPTB11 months ago

Make them not jealous or have no friends, simple.

Manglesavagedoge1018 years ago

Don't see the downside get my friend on the easy street too

AnimaxDarkness10 years ago

I have no friends, so no problem

PJ_GrillZ7 years ago

Fuck that bitch

Golden-Potato8 years ago

Like seriously if I could have everything I want, I would give my friend everything they want

_the.dreaming.moon_9 years ago

I don't have a best friend so jokes on you.

Hmmmnmnm3 years ago

Well i dont have friends anyway,so its a win!

oliver25119 years ago

I have a friend but I'm kid my friends at school

Unisatvti Hicks-Lee12 years ago

Pressed

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