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you would have perfect looks

but

you could never date anyone

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Mikolas1223 2 years ago

i guess nobody say anything about marrying soo

tastybacon5 10 years ago

but everyone could date you

Zekecraft 10 years ago

Oh good loop hole, you couldn't ask them but they can ask you

M3g4_Luc4r10 9 years ago

so.. don't go out on dates..... you can still have a relationship.... ¬_¬

Just_a_piece_of_garbage 9 years ago

*aromantics everywhere laugh*

Isaac Ziggy Walls 13 years ago

dont need to date to get them in bed;)

Mr_Man0816 4 years ago

What is that first reply

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The-yellow-brick_road 9 years ago

But they could date you ",:)

sayitaintseargeant 9 years ago

*more asexual laughter*

EATPANT 9 years ago

SEX SLAVES

200809714 8 years ago

I love my self the way I am

vanessacherramina 8 years ago

im already beautiful

MackenzyLuLu 9 years ago

You could ask someone out and as pong as none of you say “it’s a date” or the word “date” at all you are fine

LeelandClark 5 years ago

"our relationship was purely sexual"

SoConflictingToAnswer 9 years ago

Just because you can’t date doesn’t mean you can’t get them to get on their knees

KittensAreCute105 9 years ago

I couldn't date people, but people could date me.

Lalala445 9 years ago

Well, I'm not going to date anyway;)

Jelsa 9 years ago

Love me the way I am

Jaraskur 9 years ago

Just say it is a "meeting betwèen friends" and no Date but we all know what that is

Bartosz Janczewski 13 years ago

>implying this is any different from now

Burstbusterz 10 years ago

I'm already cute as a button

braydenisswag 10 years ago

i look fine (not)

Worm_Oc_Alice 6 years ago

Don't worry, you look as amazing as others see you, and better. * Le insert epic smiley face here *

skeletraz 10 years ago

Skip dating...

CoAuthorOfPhilosophy 11 years ago

I don't care about how I look, it depends on my attitude to girls.

Worm_Oc_Alice 6 years ago

Yes, that"s very respectable, if you have a good attitude anyway, and besides, the ones who only care about looks are b*tches anyway.

Calista 12 years ago

Yeah, asexuals really have an advantage with some of these.

GrayItsuka 12 years ago

*asexual laughter*

Livy-bear Wolfer 13 years ago

The don't date meâ€¦. It goes straight to marriage!

Zaxio 9 years ago

Marriage counts as dating in this case.

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Lewis Jeon 13 years ago

Easy, Friends with benefits :D

Eliasson Koffe 13 years ago

I've been in relationships without going on a date and I have had one night stands, I would be fine with those

Serwan On Acid 13 years ago

well i dont date them .... they date me B)

Spartanninja01 11 years ago

1st comment

Gay girl 10 years ago

Nopei,m pressing the button people

mirandomesia 9 years ago

Dating is for pussies. I get straight to babymaking.

bigfatminer 10 years ago

DATE. that doesn't mean you can't straight up marry them :P

TheAuthor27 4 years ago

Bro being aro/ace makes this so much easier.

wikeofbe 11 years ago

what's the point then?

KermitTheFrog 11 years ago

Never said I can't marry them

Anime Anime 11 years ago

Exactly right good sir!

KillerSharp 8 years ago

theres also something called getting married right away

magicalrealmofmrfish 12 years ago

i dont like anybody anyway

TurtleShroom 10 years ago

Skip to marriage.

RedGecko2018 9 years ago

Wait....what if I'm married? Does this I'm just a sexy af dude with an amazing wife??

Nitro_Gaming 11 years ago

Why would anyone want to date someone?

EpicCommander2 10 years ago

DONT MEAN I CANT FUCK THEM OR MARRY THEM

peashooter 3 years ago

guys this is literally me already

cptdeath58 11 years ago

Doesnt mean I can have sex.

AgentShadow 9 years ago

just marry them immediately or go out but don't date

Cool_Boi16 6 years ago

I cant date them? Guess theyll just have to be my partner then.

LoveBitesAndRoses 12 years ago

Never said anything about marrying them.

duckman_edgewood 10 years ago

I could be in magazines and get lots of money

tigerstar 11 years ago

U could see each other , then get married

EGGSBACONGRITS 8 years ago

asexuals/aromantics laughing in the distance

derpyherp 10 years ago

doesn't mean i cant jump straight into marriage

Karax_Haimeow 2 years ago

Narcissus be like:

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