doesn't the internet steal years off your life anyways?
Migdin110 years ago
Not years, the internet only steals your life
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Dennis Gud Gynnestam13 years ago
What counts as "Super fast"?
Also, i don't want to be an elderly suffering from alzheimers anyways
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Josiah D. Pierson13 years ago
Internet is already super fast.
TheNarwhal11 years ago
We're talking like a ping of <1, UPLOAD speeds of 1000, and a download speed with immeasurable levels in my eyes here... I don't want to be old to begin with, so this sounds great... (as a gamer)
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THE_MIGHTY_THANOS6 years ago
I would wish to extend my life from the previous dilemma XD
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Aomething0778910 years ago
Done it
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Sayan11 years ago
I don't have a life
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Dwarf Hamster10 years ago
INTERNET HERE I COME
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Waffles11 years ago
I already have super fast internet
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WolfRex9 years ago
What"s the downside?
Themauf7 years ago
That with super fast internet you'll lose much more than ten years from your life...
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ARFRostByte11 years ago
Excuse me, but losing 10 years off of your life means you get to live 10 more years. Losing 10 years, and getting 10 years removed from your life contradict each other, making it so you get more life for more internet.
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aspergers9 years ago
the flip is wrong with 39 percent of people
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ltga2110 years ago
Who knows, I may live to 200, so hey I have time to spare
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Squirrel12710 years ago
I almost pushed the button XD
Themauf7 years ago
But then you pressed it instead?
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BlockNloadEnthusiast11 years ago
NJAAAAA its not worth it
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CorruptCreeper5 years ago
what if you already have super fat internet?
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MrMadPig 11 years ago
Eh,why not...
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Emmett8 years ago
I have super fast internet anyway
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brionneboy10 years ago
im already a suicidal bitch bring it the fuck on
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Aloox9 years ago
Technology will have advanced massively by the time I would have died, and rather than ten years earlier being 90, it could be 390, or if consciousness can be transfer to computers then it would be 500,090.
Themauf7 years ago
You give the humanity far too much credit
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Randomguys10 years ago
You can already get that so why loose 10 years of your life
BoredBrandon10 years ago
Can you upload a 24 hour long video of 4K resolution at 60fps?
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Enezi11 years ago
Again?!?!?!
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HomuraAkemi11 years ago
Im a magical girl
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blackcat2233 years ago
It's funny answering this question in 2023 😅
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&amp;nbsp;12 years ago
I allready got super fast internet :P
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ColinBokiki9 years ago
you could have moderately fast internet and keep your 10 years
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rasberryjammies6 years ago
Fast internet AND I die early? Fuck yes.
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wafersrcool10 years ago
All I have to do is get my friend to do it and we"re stuck in it together
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lunainthestars26 11 years ago
Nope
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jwstarjw10 years ago
Cool I'll be 23 then
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Rudebomb11 years ago
you don't need to get rid of 10 years of your life just to get better internet you can just get it normally
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EpicSparklez9811 years ago
I already have super fast internet..........
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LovelyFox10 years ago
Already have somewhat fast internet. Detail: it often stops working.
Fast doesn't mean it works. No upside down here in South America.
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clargo11 years ago
wheres the downside???
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yourlocalnonbinary5 years ago
i dont really think i"m gonna live that long anyways
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fuzzyandfullofrage10 years ago
I'm probably going to die young anyways so might as well take off 10 years to make that early death date even earlier.
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CreeperFino11 years ago
Always wanted to download 1TB of porn in less than 30 mins!
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OrangeNOrange7 years ago
I already do have *lag* have *lag* super fast internet
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Handsomejack123456711 years ago
99999999999999999999999999999999999999990p would be great!
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FaaakYouuuuu9 years ago
just buy a super fast internet
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