41147 (45%) 50187 (55%)
41147 (45%) people have pressed this button, while 50187 (55%) did not.
In the next six months, the girl/boy of your dreams will fall in love with you. You will have a practically perfect relationship for the rest of you life. If you want kids, a suburban house, a family pet—any of the popular domestic trappings—those things will come to you exactly how you imagined. If you don't want those things, your partner won't want them either.
but
You become a non-exclusive pedophile. You will still be attracted to adult women/men as well as kids but you must bear this secret until you are dead. You cannot tell your partner or else she/he will be horrified and leave you forever.
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DJ Duck9 years ago
TOO MANY WORD I DON'T LIKEY

Mixmaster7 years ago
High Hulk

Mr_loopholeslast year
I don’t know what any of the words in the but section mean so I pressy. Also i just pressed it cuz i want an axelotl im probably gonna throw my wife and kids out the window

Kittykat140408 years ago
This is a long ass question!

ThePaulDude7 years ago
It"s actually a scenario rather then a question.
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Pescos-Vegetarian-Babe7 years ago
Just ignore it.... I have attractions I already suppress so why not one more?

CARR748 years ago
If I have all I want I could just want to not be a pedophile

DarkVoyager7 years ago
i dont give a shit my wife would be too good for all the kids so the wouldn't get attention from me.

actuallyanopon4 years ago
The fuck?

TrinaCat8 years ago
NOTICE ME SENPAI

ChadiAyach7 years ago
No (kik you in the face) K.O
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Beky8 years ago
ben is worth it (my 4 1/2 year crush) regardless of the downside

ShDoTi2 years ago
that dude typing from prison

SpotTugger4 years ago
frickin paragraph

OH_HALLO_THERE5 years ago
WHAT THE HAY DOSE THAT EVEN MEAN!?!?!?

Starfruit7 years ago
Notice how the people saying that it"s too long are using incorrect grammar.

Ian The'giantmidgetman Smallwood12 years ago
doesn't say I'll try anything

animelover3359 years ago
I know right
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kittylover4evr8 years ago
Yo, I'm a closeted bi ace with very Blabby friends. I think I can keep a secret

JamieTelfer8 years ago
just don't do anything pedophilic

EN3RGY6 years ago
Laughs in Asexuality

Sanara9 years ago
I can choose not to act on it, so I'll take it. Everyone has secrets anyway

Elior9 years ago
This question is a bed time story

_Cringe_9 years ago
Props for whoever actually read this

Hi-imsociallyawkward7 years ago
I'm aromantic asexual so it was easy to put no😂

CoasterBot7 years ago
Why would I want to be a pedo for an invalid upside?

MGThanatos7 years ago
#dontneedthat already found perfect Person. And a "perfect" relationship can be a lil boring, no?

WillStein7 years ago
My dream is a big ranch in the middle of nowhere Texas. Do able

roseverdict7 years ago
THAT"S UHHH HIGHLY SPECIFIC

volleybsz147 years ago
its just nasty lol id probably kms

thedeadpool7 years ago
what if she finds me crying about this fate?

TheMultimention8 years ago
Ok? Your point is? I get the person of my dreams? But I want adventure. Not a f*cking fairytale.

TheMultimention8 years ago
I will not press this button.

pikachu16268 years ago
so at least ill have a child like iv always wanted

Mai-chan8 years ago
*cough* aromantic *cough**cough*

abcx8 years ago
Had to think about this for a while. I then decided to press it. I mean, I can go to a psychologist. "bear" can also mean "fix". And if that doesn't help, I could have myself neutered after my wife gets pregnant (I want kids).

pikachu16268 years ago
meto after I get pregnant coz I'm a girl

DabMasterX8 years ago
That Bitch...

ALIEN-OG8 years ago
I could just control myself

webbinlink8 years ago
Can't stop laughing at this question for some reason

Cooperth8 years ago
Never said I couldn't go to therapy

Ristall88 years ago
If i don't want my partner to be horrified, would he still be?

gayyturtle8 years ago
Just don't actually on it

Zachman8 years ago
You can't get aressted if you don't say anything

Krusek8 years ago
Go to a hypnotist.

PrιnceoғTιмe9 years ago
I'm already in the perfect relationship.

TheMasterBlaster9 years ago
What they don't know won't hurt them.

weirdinagoodway9 years ago
I am terrified of the 49% of the people that answered this question, right now.

Dani James12 years ago
i dont actually have to do anything with kids i can just avoid it

abysssans9 years ago
Tori is worth it

Kaspioen9 years ago
It scares me that 48% pressed this evil button

notthatimportant9 years ago
Somebody doesn't want to find the love of his/her life

Logisticmo49 years ago
Doesn't say I will try anything on any kids so...I shallbpress it

Sonicsmasher499 years ago
come here little girl... OH CRAP HEY HONEY I WAS JUST SAYING HI TO LITTLE SUSIE

KirouChan9 years ago
Lazy ass people lol

cody m10 years ago
attracted to, not saying i HAVE to f*** lil kids

Kelly Simms12 years ago
That escalated quickly......and yet there are still almost half the people who would be pedophiles....the world seems a lot more dangerous.

E.ore9 years ago
That's true both of you.
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Pug boy9 years ago
What the fu*k
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