41936 (45%) 51446 (55%)
41936 (45%) people have pressed this button, while 51446 (55%) did not.
In the next six months, the girl/boy of your dreams will fall in love with you. You will have a practically perfect relationship for the rest of you life. If you want kids, a suburban house, a family pet—any of the popular domestic trappings—those things will come to you exactly how you imagined. If you don't want those things, your partner won't want them either.
but
You become a non-exclusive pedophile. You will still be attracted to adult women/men as well as kids but you must bear this secret until you are dead. You cannot tell your partner or else she/he will be horrified and leave you forever.
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DJ Duck 10 years ago
TOO MANY WORD I DON'T LIKEY

Mixmaster 8 years ago
High Hulk

Kittykat14040 10 years ago
This is a long ass question!

ThePaulDude 9 years ago
It"s actually a scenario rather then a question.
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Mr_loopholes 3 years ago
I don’t know what any of the words in the but section mean so I pressy. Also i just pressed it cuz i want an axelotl im probably gonna throw my wife and kids out the window

Pescos-Vegetarian-Babe 9 years ago
Just ignore it.... I have attractions I already suppress so why not one more?

CARR74 9 years ago
If I have all I want I could just want to not be a pedophile

DarkVoyager 8 years ago
i dont give a shit my wife would be too good for all the kids so the wouldn't get attention from me.

TrinaCat 9 years ago
NOTICE ME SENPAI

ChadiAyach 8 years ago
No (kik you in the face) K.O
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actuallyanopon 5 years ago
The fuck?

Beky 10 years ago
ben is worth it (my 4 1/2 year crush) regardless of the downside

ShDoTi 4 years ago
that dude typing from prison

Ian The'giantmidgetman Smallwood 13 years ago
doesn't say I'll try anything

animelover335 10 years ago
I know right
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SpotTugger 6 years ago
frickin paragraph

OH_HALLO_THERE 6 years ago
WHAT THE HAY DOSE THAT EVEN MEAN!?!?!?

Starfruit 9 years ago
Notice how the people saying that it"s too long are using incorrect grammar.

kittylover4evr 9 years ago
Yo, I'm a closeted bi ace with very Blabby friends. I think I can keep a secret

JamieTelfer 10 years ago
just don't do anything pedophilic

Sanara 10 years ago
I can choose not to act on it, so I'll take it. Everyone has secrets anyway

EN3RGY 7 years ago
Laughs in Asexuality

Elior 11 years ago
This question is a bed time story

_Cringe_ 11 years ago
Props for whoever actually read this

Hi-imsociallyawkward 8 years ago
I'm aromantic asexual so it was easy to put no😂

CoasterBot 8 years ago
Why would I want to be a pedo for an invalid upside?

MGThanatos 8 years ago
#dontneedthat already found perfect Person. And a "perfect" relationship can be a lil boring, no?

WillStein 8 years ago
My dream is a big ranch in the middle of nowhere Texas. Do able

roseverdict 9 years ago
THAT"S UHHH HIGHLY SPECIFIC

volleybsz14 9 years ago
its just nasty lol id probably kms

thedeadpool 9 years ago
what if she finds me crying about this fate?

TheMultimention 9 years ago
Ok? Your point is? I get the person of my dreams? But I want adventure. Not a f*cking fairytale.

TheMultimention 9 years ago
I will not press this button.

pikachu1626 9 years ago
so at least ill have a child like iv always wanted

Dani James 13 years ago
i dont actually have to do anything with kids i can just avoid it

Mai-chan 9 years ago
*cough* aromantic *cough**cough*

abcx 9 years ago
Had to think about this for a while. I then decided to press it. I mean, I can go to a psychologist. "bear" can also mean "fix". And if that doesn't help, I could have myself neutered after my wife gets pregnant (I want kids).

pikachu1626 9 years ago
meto after I get pregnant coz I'm a girl

DabMasterX 9 years ago
That Bitch...

ALIEN-OG 9 years ago
I could just control myself

webbinlink 9 years ago
Can't stop laughing at this question for some reason

Cooperth 10 years ago
Never said I couldn't go to therapy

Ristall8 10 years ago
If i don't want my partner to be horrified, would he still be?

gayyturtle 10 years ago
Just don't actually on it

Zachman 10 years ago
You can't get aressted if you don't say anything

Krusek 10 years ago
Go to a hypnotist.

PrιnceoғTιмe 10 years ago
I'm already in the perfect relationship.

TheMasterBlaster 10 years ago
What they don't know won't hurt them.

weirdinagoodway 10 years ago
I am terrified of the 49% of the people that answered this question, right now.

abysssans 10 years ago
Tori is worth it

Kaspioen 11 years ago
It scares me that 48% pressed this evil button

notthatimportant 11 years ago
Somebody doesn't want to find the love of his/her life

Logisticmo4 11 years ago
Doesn't say I will try anything on any kids so...I shallbpress it

Sonicsmasher49 11 years ago
come here little girl... OH CRAP HEY HONEY I WAS JUST SAYING HI TO LITTLE SUSIE

KirouChan 11 years ago
Lazy ass people lol

cody m 11 years ago
attracted to, not saying i HAVE to f*** lil kids

Kelly Simms 13 years ago
That escalated quickly......and yet there are still almost half the people who would be pedophiles....the world seems a lot more dangerous.

E.ore 10 years ago
That's true both of you.
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Mc PressMyButtons 10 years ago
doesn't say that I have to do anything wrong it's only feelings
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