Will You Press The Button?

DerpyKitten8 years ago

My love is chocolate, and chocolate doesn't die. Fuck off button, I don't need you :)

Ryan Smittywerbenjagermanjensen Thornton12 years ago

Can you slow it down a bit satan?

SkyVenom0098 years ago

Markiplier reference, Mr. Smittywerbenjagermanjensen

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Mangle 1987_official 8 years ago

I want to marry my crush but I wanna die together

enzo hanyu9 years ago

why i want see the person of my dreams die?

JaydenAnderson7 years ago

i just cured cancer in the last quesion

Chemdog20067 years ago

noice

sheepAREsheep8 years ago

ummmm... how old is this game cuz it says that a comment is 47 years old. the internet was not even invented yet!

Coaster8 years ago

Yes it was. A working internet prototype was created in 1970. That being said, ots just a glitch.

FizzyPancakes9 years ago

Well 15 happy tears and then u both die and then u see each other in heaven so.........

salem11138 years ago

That"s exactly what I was thinking pancakes!

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Alexandra Hillary12 years ago

At least you don't have to watch them die or go on living forever without them.

Vivian Liew12 years ago

What about Facetime?

squid_water9 years ago

FLOWEY, no wonder your commenting on this.

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Rebecca Hirsch12 years ago

The real end of the fault in our stars

johangrimstad8 years ago

I will never die anyway

Superspeartonrathxx9 years ago

its so sad

devff8 years ago

WAIT WHAT I'M A BOY AND MY DREAM GIRL DIED WHAT THE I'M NOT DOING THIS CANCER THOSE ADS ARE LIKE BORING RIGHT

dennis9 years ago

I'll find love without a button. Fuck that shit

CaffeineCream4 years ago

*laughs in aroace*

JJ FunGhoul Jeffery12 years ago

Basically The Fault In Our Stars

Noneofyour-Business8 years ago

Umm... the love of my life is kind of immortal, and can't die of disease.

Flamescorpion1059 years ago

Chill out bruh

Niky Å tverÃ¡kovÃ¡12 years ago

Well. One of most tragically romantic thing I ever read =D

Mr.Satan-Jr.9 years ago

No I cannot

TigerLily288 years ago

This one"s sad :(

CMHammond6 years ago

So many of these buttons include "the person of your dreams" as a benefit. Usually marrying them. As I have said on quite a few of these other ones, this person can be who you want them to be, your idea of perfect. This means you could marry a perfect geni...[Show full comment]

Treven PowellYT9 years ago

Mmmm I die the way I die

MrTheGonk10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Mario1234567899 years ago

Omg this is hard!

TREXSUPER7 years ago

I can fuck her at least 15 years!

ShockingChunks9 years ago

That sounds horrible.

devff8 years ago

WAIT WHAT I'M A BOY AND MY DREAM GIRL DIED WHAT THE I'M NOT DOING THIS CANCER THOSE ADS ARE LIKE BORING RIGHT

Drakky9 years ago

15 years is too short.

DaRealConMan4 years ago

*cries in single man 4 life*

Dom Hillman12 years ago

Only 15 years? Not worth it.

Darkknight377 years ago

Ha reality

ScuicidalSheep8 years ago

This site makes me laugh harder than it should

summer9 years ago

Noooooo

Awesomedude1099 years ago

naaaaaa

ColinL20058 years ago

I don't care if I don't see them in their\my final moments. Fifteen years is enough for me

coindog9 years ago

Choose to marry them when you are about to die and instantly live another 15 years

TBonerism5 years ago

As unbearable as the thought of your soulmate dying of cancer in front of you, I think the thought of not being there to comfort them in their final moments is even more crushing. Especially if it is because you are dying and not allowed to be with them in both of your final moments.

SadOnes9 years ago

IKR

dudebro1019 years ago

Why 15 year why not 50 years

Logan Frankart12 years ago

I'm engaged, so I'm already marrying the person of my dreams. And since I didn't press the button, I won't get cancer in the next 15 years. I FOUND A LOOPHOLE!

YourBoiTy6757 years ago

imma use the skills ive gained from previous buttons and prevent me and my soulmate from dying of cancer. I WILL CURE CANCER BOIS

Senpai-G9 years ago

I don't need magic buttons to get the girl of my dreams.

BellaRoseKozzy 9 years ago

Hey buddy.NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!

bakedeath8 years ago

FUCK EVERYTHING ABOUT CANCER

Zetagipp3 years ago

Only 15 years? Not worth it

Nod_Lucario9 years ago

I accidentally pressed the button.

lisieuux9 years ago

only 15 years? not worth it

FaceMan9 years ago

It is if u know they only have 2 years.....and this deal will give u more time with them

ninjatiger10 years ago

Thats like a tragic ending to a play

illuminatiunconfirmed6 years ago

See because we both die this isn't a question Say i could never damn my partner to a life without me. It would be evil. But because we both die neither of use have to live without the other. This is how the world should be.

Samuel Christopher Aponte12 years ago

Ugh thats the hardest decision

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