Will You Press The Button?

silverrayz8 years ago

Let"s say I wish to die? Would I still die in 5 years?

JPV8 months ago

@Hybridization Nice thought, but the button doesn't state there are genie rules applied to the wish, just states that you can do with it as you wish.

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GriffinBoss1099 years ago

Even if you'll never use it, why not take it? U might want it later. It's free and u don't have to use it

HereForTheSakeOfIt8 years ago

I'm on my deathbed I wish to be able to shapeshift plus I get five extras years to live

Dexagon4 years ago

The only question that beats immortality...

Kyle Hess12 years ago

At the time my soul mate would be nearly dead, I'd wish for them to live five more years. Then we would both die together, but share 5 more precious years.

Duchebag22587 years ago

That"s that"s so cute and adorible

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Vantage8 years ago

Can't I just wish to have another body to live out my life?

IPressButton9 years ago

Infinite wishes and then regenerate like the Docter and wish myself a TARDIS. BEST PLAN EVAH YO!

OguzhanYigit8 years ago

Then die after 5 years

Elemental_Angel7 years ago

My wish I have ultimate wishes BOOM!!!

cookbadger8 years ago

Just wish for time travel abilities. Sur i will die in 5 years, but it will be the old me coming back from the future.

Will Howard12 years ago

I wish i could have infinite wishes and get revived in 5 years and 2 minutes

UselessCompanion7 years ago

I can tell you how death feels like right away. It doesnt feel like anything unless you are talking about dying ( the process)

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sqeaky button10 years ago

wish 2 resurrect like jesus ( Í¡° ÍœÊ– Í¡°)

A FREAKING DUCK9 years ago

Wish for infinite wishes first, then do this. then there is a point

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Jeffrey Judd12 years ago

One of my wishes would be to make years longer. So 1 hear normal time would be 20 years my time.

Themauf6 years ago

Is "hear" means hour+year? How is that a normal time?

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Chase Queentry12 years ago

Crowley!

NOREGRETS9 years ago

MR.CROWLEY, HAVE YOU TALKED TO THR DEAD

TheGamerNerd8 years ago

I'm already an immortal god who can create, destroy, or do anything thanks to the other buttons. I'm good

inkredeble10 years ago

I wish 5 years will become 100000000 years.

ImLost3 years ago

Aaand again, time control go brrr

WillYouPressMyButton9 years ago

I wish die means be happy

thisismydigitalname7 years ago

what if i wish for not to die?

darth_biomech9 years ago

1. wish for humanity to invent brain upload and make it publicly available in the next 4 years 2. Never care what will happen to your meatbag body. Let it die, you now have backups.

User2825 years ago

Infinite wishes! First wish, the ability to come back from the dead after a minute

WildKatGirl9 years ago

Wish to come back to life when you die.

The_Eerie_Red_Light10 years ago

Again, wish for omnipotence and destroy earth so no more "years". too easy.

Weerwet10 years ago

But you still aren't changing the definition of years, defined by days, which are defined by hours.

usoutlaw9 years ago

id wish to exist out side the concept of time

Xadnem11 years ago

Wish for an afterlife.

i_love_valve8 years ago

USE YOU POWER ON YOURSELF AND THEN BOOM! IMMORTALITY! #IGOTTHEBRAINS

Megafoxwolf10 years ago

YOLO, ami right? Who cares if you die in 5 years, everything dies eventually. So make the most of your life while you still have it -Megafoxwolf (go ahead and quote me on this one.)

Conski1239 years ago

I would wish to not die in 5 years

Jonne van Zeijl12 years ago

Ill wait till Im 85 and then Ill wish for world peace

Ndrew6 years ago

Ask for Infinite wishes, then wish to revive 1s after death, now you have infinite wishes, enjoy

WBGrock9 years ago

I wish that the world would get better rather than get worse

.Arc.3 years ago

I will just wish for unlimited wishes So NOW I have unlimited wishes I can wish for Immortality ;)

poolboy67937 years ago

I wished I had infinite wishes and lived infinite years

killerkitten3579 years ago

a clone of myself that's imortal

Kalion10 years ago

simple, wish for infinite wishes, then wish to have infinite life, (dont age, instant regeneration+respawning) the respawning is beneficial in surviving since it says die and not be dead, its possible to be brought back to life

SimonHjerpe7 years ago

My wishes: more wishes, kill the 5years timmer of my life, half - life 3, kill all pesents and femenists

Morgan Turner10 years ago

I will wish to be revived then.....

Weerwet10 years ago

Than what's the point? You wish you'll die and then be revived? Do you just want the bragging rights?

Norinia8 years ago

Wish for a hundred wishes (seriously how many wishes do you really need?) then wish for to be brought back to life in 5 years and 30 seconds. Problem solved (one below let you be dead too long my opinion)

Lazy Kitty11 years ago

So... Wish to become an all powerful, undead lichgod after I die?

dragonrampage9 years ago

Step one: Wish for infinite wishes Step two: WISH LIKE CAZY!!!!!!!!!

FuckingClowns9 years ago

You finally get a waifu, and she comes up to you and says, LETS HAVE FUN HONEY BUN!!!!!!!!!!! and then she rapes you till your body cant handle it and then you die. copy and paste this in 15 comments in the next minute or this will happen to you. btw you w...[Show full comment]

Robert Mottley12 years ago

Wish for something cool on last day and get 5 more years. Gotcha!

DrCrazy694205 years ago

I wish I have infinite wishes then I would wish that after I die in 5 years I will be revived

Dilan9 years ago

I wish pasta

JacobSartorius8 years ago

Right when I'm about to die, I will wish for something so I can live another 5 years

Pyrox10 years ago

Well fuck it I aint wishing 4 SHIT

Drew7145447 years ago

Step 1) wish for infinit wishes. Step 2) wish that when you die in five years you could come back as a gost. Step 3) when you are a gost wish you are alive again. Step 4) wish to know what after life is like if it is nothing wish for a good after life that everyone can go to. Step 5) ENJOY!

Gamerguy9 years ago

Wish for three more wishes then after that use the first wish that when you die you wake up 10 minutes later as yourself in the same place you died then you will still have 2 wishes and wish as you please and plus it says you can't wish yourself of not being brought back to life

Bailey_8 years ago

No thanks

Ray Marc10 years ago

Ill wish to have resurrection, you know, after I wish for my infinite wishes of course.

INPTOlast year

i want to live

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