You have the ability to cure any disease/injury in the world just by touching a person
but
Each time you do you must absorb their sickness/injury and live with it for 24 hours
I will not

tdpreston 11 years ago
You *can*. You don't have to do anything. This just gives you the choice.

Sir_baka 8 years ago
What if you accidentally toutch someone. Or even didn't know they had the flew

Valensiakol 10 years ago
I"d get so rich from this power it would be worth it.

GiannisXania 9 years ago
Pray bill gates sone gets cancer live with it for a day because billionere from pay check

123-And-then-the-rest 10 years ago
If only this button worked...

Z0m41e 8 years ago
Yeah.

Louise Mawari Æðelred 13 years ago
Sorry, can't come in today. I got rickets, juvenile diabetes, shingles, influenza, Charcot-Marie Tooth, diarrhea, vertigo, and pink eye. Tomorrow's not looking good either. Strep throat and MRSA.

UncertainStingray 8 years ago
This comment has over 100 likes! congrats!
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folou 10 years ago
Sorry, I have breast cancer. As a man.

IAmTheGayHuman...ExceptImAroace 6 months ago
Oh my gods that's hilarious
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megaglitchgirl 10 years ago
Wow if u dont press the button you dont care about anyone EVER !!!

GabikingBart 8 years ago
Just press the button, you can just stay sick every day and never go to work/school.

Sarah Clement 13 years ago
Woo!Free day off from school/ work!

silica77 10 years ago
what if the person is dead?

Inline2 9 years ago
Death is not a desise
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booboolemon 10 years ago
pressed it

ThePaulDude 10 years ago
Good for you Jesus.

THIS 11 years ago
NoSchoolTomorrowrnDONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say y... [Show full comment]

Havard Otterson 11 years ago
As long as it doesn't kill me.

Pacifist_Sans 10 years ago
If it is something super deadly that can kill a person in 1 day then It would kill you
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Kaarel Kimmel 13 years ago
then touch urself

JandK 7 years ago
Then you would get it again just extending the time
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Lucy Whittingham 13 years ago
Saving someone's life by living the pain that they are living for a day. That's a no brainer if ur a nice person

Sebastiaan Stevens 13 years ago
no question, would do this

Beth Stephens 13 years ago
worth it

GodsMorale 2 years ago
Jesus would have pressed, doesn´t mean you would.

clawdene4 11 years ago
"It's not called being a idiot, it's called: BEING A HERO!" A reference no one will understand...

Beedrill-Senpai 11 years ago
dont worry i get it ONEE PAAAANCCCHHH i think

The_Almighty_Shenron 9 years ago
Me: hi mom, I did some great things today! Mom: what was it? Me:I cured a lot of people. Now I have a broken leg,shingles,cancers,diabetes,scabies,urinary tract infection,etc. Mom:OMG GET THE FRICKING AMBULANCE

Xstress 11 years ago
If I can be a good person, ill do it.

CheesePlayerYT 10 years ago
Time to die Pig Influenza

SaltyShino 9 years ago
hey you would miss school or work also couldn't ya cure yourself

Alemagno12 11 years ago
Only stupid people risk their lives for other's life. Not worth it. Not pressing the button.

derpyking246 10 years ago
Can't I just cure the disease I have

MonkeyManDan420 4 years ago
Then I"d die with it and there is still thousands of others with that disease.

DucksGamingDK 11 years ago
I will take one for the team

booboolemon 10 years ago
ikes: 0rnDONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's na... [Show full comment]

Z0m41e 8 years ago
If I touch myself when Im about to die? Am I gonna be dead for 24 hours?

TheTacoman 11 years ago
You still live then.

AVEGGaming 10 years ago
Just hope they don't have AIDs

dcamilo12 12 years ago
So if I absorb cancer, I just get it for a day? I have become the cure

YandereAishiChan 9 years ago
perfect, time to steal a cold and stay in from school on exam day!

StanleyTheWhite 11 years ago
I have a new ability I can use if I see fit. What's the downside again?

lexie tango 10 years ago
Imma pay ppl to get cured and like I dunno 1,000

Taeven Quick 13 years ago
Just measurable every 24 hours

FayruzOnyx 11 years ago
definitely :3

Peanut butter 10 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Gyula Leon 13 years ago
id only use it for stuff like scars and burns and stuff

ModerateToSevereTomfoolery 3 years ago
I think I'll pass on this one.

CMHammond 11 years ago
This is an obvious choice... Before pressing the button, you can't heal people by touching them. You don't have to use the ability, you can still touch people without healing them and absorbing it. You could heal so many people, what if you cured som... [Show full comment]

DioBrandoRulez 9 years ago
Would it still work if you could hesl yourself?

sk21868 11 years ago
only 24 hours? YES!!!

ThePaulDude 6 years ago
I"ve come up with something similar to this.

Bodi03 11 years ago
No school :)

KingdraPikachuCoDMW2360asswipefecklematterkryptonianagewonderwomangengarpubes 9 years ago
So if you acciddntaly touch them......BOOM MUMPS

smsff7 11 years ago
Find the rich ppl with illness and charge them up the ass...then help occasionally for free when I am set for life

NightOwl234 10 years ago
you can just cure the disease that you got from them

LiterallyAnyone 10 years ago
You can't touch someone unless a chemical reaction happens.

Micaloboa 10 years ago
Vsauce, Michael here

felixdomestica 12 years ago
Worth it. I would do it every day if I could. :3

megaattacksquid 10 years ago
Sorry, can't come in today. I got rickets, juvenile diabetes, shingles, influenza, Charcot-Marie Tooth, diarrhea, vertigo, and pink eye. Tomorrow's not looking good either. Strep throat and MRSA.
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