Will You Press The Button?

danny948219 years ago

TAKE A NAP ON THE TOILET. Also if you shit a lot eventually you run out of shit to shit so what you do is fart nothing. . . So just don't eat anything for 100 years or take a 100 year nap and wake up and be like cool rocket cars.

MANJUEGAZOSlast year

Yes. Don't have to retain liquids if don't have any.

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coolstorybro8 years ago

everyone knows immortality sucks but another person would make it better

Ionlydidthistocomment4 years ago

Whiteletusgod we have the same thought process

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The_Decider9 years ago

Eat snickers

slhammer3 years ago

perfect

LUCAS4448 years ago

If they said Immortality, then I don't have to eat anything, so I won't have diarrhea.

Brittany Kay Jackson12 years ago

100 years is relatively short when talking about immortality here.

Ultimatekewi328 years ago

Your an idiot

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briaisabanana8 years ago

Immortality is Overrated

DVC696 months ago

tarada your probably not a kid anymore and realize that the sun will eventually destroy the planet. Meaning you and whoever you chose would be floating in space for all eternity until the universe eventually ends

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Pyj1610 years ago

I don't mind explosively shitting

Vanmjam7 years ago

What’s the downside

slhammer3 years ago

what"s wrong with you?

loverofbidoofs8 years ago

only runny runny poo and its doesnt say how bad lol

FaZeHarambe8 years ago

Hell yeah I already have crippling depression and is gay time to be constipated jk I'm neither but idubbz is gay

she8 years ago

Take some pills or something.

Zac Workman9 years ago

Pretty much have diarrhoea

Quartzfire9 years ago

I have the same timing here. It started yesterday, when I took a test at maths and at physics the next class. I did good, great maybe though.

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Buggaboo9 years ago

Whatever Diarrhoea is.

slhammer3 years ago

blatter don't you mean anus

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Jayrod9 years ago

What is "diarrhoea"

Rampager 8 years ago

Shitting really badly

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Adofl Hilter12 years ago

take a lpill

defrostu9 years ago

Adolf is correct way too spell

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Sebastian Schatz12 years ago

would find it funnier to make person you hate immortal

Ginamojo57047 years ago

No , because then you would be torured for eternity by them

SportyGamer20828 years ago

You get to live with your soulmate forever until God comes and takes you to heaven.

Xxxbutton masterxxx9 years ago

I hate diarrhoea but be fine

Theresalwaysawaytoescapethefatethebuttonbrings4 years ago

Me and my girlfriend watching how humanity evolved for eternality that’s a great idea

EpicSparklez9810 years ago

If i'm immortal, 100 years won't seem so long, LETS DO THIS~! Wait.... who do I want to be immortal with me???

dolphinlover6099 years ago

i'm already immortal...

jr_10057 years ago

That person will stay with me during my suffering of 100 years and will stuffer with the smell

Katie Riedy12 years ago

Good thing it's just 'diarrhoea' I thought the downside was gonna be something really bad, like, I don't know, 'diarrhea'

Chipperguy1238 years ago

Hold the diarrhea in for 100 years

Lordepicman259 years ago

Uhhhh yeah no if the world ends ill be stuck suffocating without death along with who I choose who will also suffer

rhomlevko9 years ago

i will not! if you live forever, you will become old, it'll be so hard to move around.. you will use diapers! aghuha.. diapers... ew..

&lt;3imsosexy9 years ago

When they say live forever they mean that you'll basically live with the skin of a baby and the brain of Einstein because you have all knowledge and immortality usually means that you still have good skin and limbs.

Buttonpresser73 years ago

Bro this easy just sit on the toilet with ur phone and a charger and i can survive a 100 years

silverwolf10 years ago

since u cant die,dont eat anything for 100 years

TrinTrin8 years ago

I fail to see an upside?

Omar-M00hammadi5 years ago

get treatment and you dont have to worry about liquid green shit

cgn39710 years ago

Eh I have it now anyway

Chickystar1238 years ago

If you both press the button and you choose each other wat happens??

dudebro1019 years ago

Im okay with that in some wired way

Waffleyumboy9 years ago

Anything for senpai to notice me

Captain_Deadpool7 years ago

Be my wife in the world"s best toilet I can live with that ( presses button)

Joshua Tonkin12 years ago

you CAN give yourself immortality! you dont have to give it to yourself unless you're ready to 'endure' it. its a win/win situation if you press it, giving others the ability to become immortal is legit

3per7last year

what if im also the other person

Pupillenkerber9 years ago

No changes for me. (my stomach fucked my life since birth)

DabOnThemComet13458 years ago

I live with 5 people and we have 1 bathroom. Not pressin nope sorry not gonna

Xxxbutton masterxxx9 years ago

I mean the real Hitler

THELONGESTOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooo4 years ago

56billion years from now 2 people in space floating and having sex

Dr_wallie10 years ago

That doesn't exist anyway lets make a disease that you can life for only 99 years and call it diarroea!

Magumnphrey9 years ago

Take pills ðŸ˜ðŸ‘Š

ky8907 years ago

You can always use your immortality to skip 100 years.

TheLadyofTheInternet 11 years ago

Immortality would be great if I can face it with someone else so if the earth explodes me and a homie can drift through space together

Nuclear_Decay8 years ago

I don't want to spend eternity floating in space

Vonpoop7 years ago

I like diarrhoea

Kurt Gifkins12 years ago

I see no downside, just dont talk to the other person for at least 101 years and you'll be fine, and chances are all there friends would be dead so you'd get in fast, also does this stop the look of ageing id guess so cause no one would want to look 5729

doctor_strange9 years ago

Oh oh oh my

canonbalroadkil9 years ago

Why I want to die with my girlfriend

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