Will You Press The Button?

danny948219 years ago

TAKE A NAP ON THE TOILET. Also if you shit a lot eventually you run out of shit to shit so what you do is fart nothing. . . So just don't eat anything for 100 years or take a 100 year nap and wake up and be like cool rocket cars.

MANJUEGAZOSlast year

Yes. Don't have to retain liquids if don't have any.

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coolstorybro8 years ago

everyone knows immortality sucks but another person would make it better

Ionlydidthistocomment4 years ago

Whiteletusgod we have the same thought process

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The_Decider9 years ago

Eat snickers

slhammer3 years ago

perfect

LUCAS4448 years ago

If they said Immortality, then I don't have to eat anything, so I won't have diarrhea.

briaisabanana8 years ago

Immortality is Overrated

DVC695 months ago

tarada your probably not a kid anymore and realize that the sun will eventually destroy the planet. Meaning you and whoever you chose would be floating in space for all eternity until the universe eventually ends

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Brittany Kay Jackson12 years ago

100 years is relatively short when talking about immortality here.

Ultimatekewi328 years ago

Your an idiot

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Pyj169 years ago

I don't mind explosively shitting

Vanmjam7 years ago

What’s the downside

slhammer3 years ago

what"s wrong with you?

loverofbidoofs8 years ago

only runny runny poo and its doesnt say how bad lol

FaZeHarambe8 years ago

Hell yeah I already have crippling depression and is gay time to be constipated jk I'm neither but idubbz is gay

she8 years ago

Take some pills or something.

Zac Workman9 years ago

Pretty much have diarrhoea

Quartzfire9 years ago

I have the same timing here. It started yesterday, when I took a test at maths and at physics the next class. I did good, great maybe though.

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Buggaboo9 years ago

Whatever Diarrhoea is.

slhammer3 years ago

blatter don't you mean anus

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Jayrod9 years ago

What is "diarrhoea"

Rampager 8 years ago

Shitting really badly

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Adofl Hilter12 years ago

take a lpill

defrostu9 years ago

Adolf is correct way too spell

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Sebastian Schatz12 years ago

would find it funnier to make person you hate immortal

Ginamojo57047 years ago

No , because then you would be torured for eternity by them

SeñiorSmoothybuns8 years ago

Is 100 Years of Dihorrea a new Gabriel García Márquez novel?

lildoomkitty9 years ago

But I don't WANNA be immortal!

BatshitCrazy3 years ago

I have to tell you that eternal life doesn't mean eternal youth!

GamerArts9 years ago

Just make my self to a girl and then O.O

Xxxbutton masterxxx9 years ago

+duckgamerdk Adolf is a real name cuz Adolf was Hitler's first name

BeefPoptart4 years ago

Lock yourself inside for 100 years or get it cured you never said it’s Uncurable

_FrenchFry_10 years ago

I don't like that there are so many questions involving immortality, it would just make life feel pointless

TomaYT8 years ago

ummmm... if you can make your person then you can make so that person dont have diarrhoea

FuriousFlame27 years ago

You can Time travel to the future if you pressed it to 100 Years cause you have immortality

Gary Martin12 years ago

Simple... don't, eat, anything. If you are immortal, you don't have the physical need to consume anything, and therefore don't need to endure that first 100 years of diarrhea.

Lymle9 years ago

Its worth it.

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Superneilster9 years ago

It would suck pretty bad if you are talking to someone, and then had to run to the bathroom, and destroy a freakin toilet.

Rikka_7 years ago

wouldnt want to be immortal

slhammer3 years ago

what is this crap

svArt9 years ago

Yeah, who the fuck wants to be immortal????? THAT'S INFINITELY WORSE THAN DEATH!

RainbowNinjaAlicorns8 years ago

Lmao take an Imodium and get on with life 😂

Snowfrost9189 years ago

where is the upside?

Ventiro10 years ago

Eh fuck it why not?

flameguy6778 years ago

hmph i had diarrhoea for 1 month but puked thrice

Among-us-Fnaf-Undertale-fAnDoMs5 years ago

Oof, no way I could stand thaT-

Umaru-Chan9 years ago

well if you cant die then dont eat anything and then u have nothing to poop xD

GlutNy7 years ago

well... I'm constipated soo.... imma let all the shxt out

Kristofer Skarphedinsson12 years ago

what i do for imortality

misthunter9 years ago

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