27731 (52%) 25526 (48%)
27731 (52%) people have pressed this button, while 25526 (48%) did not.
You can instantly cure all known disease throughout the world.
but
once you release the cure, you fall into a coma for the rest of our life.
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dogpond12last year
shut up superstar57

Verysmartpersom9 months ago
my guy, that was 8 years ago
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Superstar579 years ago
well i would have cured coma's so... problem averted (not eggzactly (lol))

SnowDino6 years ago
*face palm*
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TrollerXXL9 years ago
No. Too much overpopulation. Humans are evil.

jimmyeatass5 years ago
found the troubled fellow. hope all"s well for you after all these years <3

Aneverydaygeek599 years ago
Cool cool, I like sleep

storystratos9 years ago
Easy, withhold cure until at deathbed/terminally ill/in will.

The93OMCasket8 years ago
True.true.

dragonsoul23259 years ago
I shall sacrifice myself. Farwell my people

BLUEDRAGON17 years ago
For I except no sleep, as my final moments of being awake I would write a note to my family and telling them to realese my research andnkill me

JOKE'S ON YOU9 years ago
overpopulation would become a bigger problem.

SinonMercer7 years ago
Fang1212 Yeah, the cure is the diseases.
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computer101015 years ago
You can cure all diseases, cure commas, teach others to cure commas, they will cure you

JordanHoe7 years ago
It said "you will fall into a coma for the rest of OUR life" so i won't be in the coma

Haz7 years ago
Coma for the rest of their life so unleash when they are pretty much dead

Violetheart1018 years ago
Cure all the diseases except one very minor one that no one would notice anyways and stay awake!

FearlessDreamer8 years ago
STEFAAAAAAAAAAN

Choices8 years ago
It"s called DEATH

Lonely4ever7 years ago
*Adds DEATH to sickness dictionary* Now let"s cure that *Gets overpopulated* Me: NO GOD FUCKING NO

Xaxa3698578 years ago
Why release it? Just keep it to yourself

NikitaAleksandrov8 years ago
Can I press it on my deathbed? And tomorrow heaven would be waiting for me

WillMccaughey8 years ago
so im like the last patient ever? no biggie

djcoletheboss8 years ago
Theres a typo in the question

VeraJansson8 years ago
I'm not an egoist, of course I"d press the button

TurtleShroom8 years ago
State in my will to release the cures immediately after my death.

EnderQueen069 years ago
I really want to get my beauty sleep... thus might be my chance. Bye, everyone!

Thedemonunderurbedlast year
Did I find another PJO fan? I mean, I think k ur pfp is Reyna

KonataLS9 years ago
You *Can* cure don't mean you will. Plus, the cure should cure Coma. I request 30% of all sale be placed in my bank

老柠檬last year
一个没有疾病的世界是不可想象的

Lonely4ever7 years ago
It says when u release it so u can just never release it and never fall into coma

listylou9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

AzzyMazzTheMoo9 years ago
I'll be noble, y not

ZippyTheLucario3 years ago
Its a win, I get to be in a Coma, Meanwhile I just saved everyone from cancer, I would die a hero

Smurfy1018 years ago
The selfish sumbitches that didn't...

Mlee1177 years ago
My life isn’t worth all the people that can and might die at any moment. Plus, I’m in a coma so inside my body, is the cure to everything! So, once doctors figure it out, I’ll be awake again! (If I don’t die)

Tommy-Atkins8 years ago
You cant fall into a coma because that would be cured

Verysmartpersom9 months ago
use it when you are about to die and then its just a win

Snayperskya8 years ago
Overpopulation kills us all. We would drain out all the natural resources.

Tobuscus-last year
i hate you superstar57

Astrup117 years ago
Gotta keep that poppulation in check sorry

Jeezlouise3 years ago
Finally inner peace

Cloud_Of_8wesome8 years ago
So, you cure them, but it doesn't say it"s permanent, and you"re stuck napping forever, so you can't do it again if it turns out it isn't permanent.

Cutebubblebear9 years ago
Im sorry id didnt press it

Superstar579 years ago
i dont blame you HORRIBLE PERSON (maniac laughter in the background)

EmperorYankalast year
No, i am selfish

Lonely4ever7 years ago
It says fall into a coma, for the rest of OUR life so I would get out of it when they die?

Somebodytouchamyspagghet7 years ago
Cure my coma.

listylou9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

dogpondlast year
I make comas

TheBlueElk9 years ago
Just have someone els release the cure . #loophole

CooledItLongAgo3 years ago
what do WE gain?

blondegirl1018 years ago
Carry around the cure"s formula on your person at all times. Then, if death approaches or if yiu live until an old age, show the formula page to the nearest person, then avoid the pain of death by slipping into a coma. Crisis averted.

IvanTosh6 years ago
Once I release it? Meaning if someone else releases it to the public than is all good?

JordanBennett8 years ago
tell someone to cut off life support right before i die so i can die happy

xxGreenRoblox2 months ago
Who's our?

wow.last year
hi BEAR_5

Mariena_X7 years ago
While I'm in my coma I'll just dream of another life with a better society. What if this is a coma? ....

WorpedYT3 years ago
Our?🤨😈
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