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You can do anything you want, the law does not apply to you, nor do the laws of physics. You are unstoppable and unqeustionable. Nothing you do is given a second thought by others.
but
You are only attracted to dogs.
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Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago
Thats so evil and twisted and dark

0ppl233 last year
pls

Aldebaran_Smith 8 months ago
I kill all dogs

minimegaman090 2 years ago
WAIT i just realized, it says you can do anything you want. that would include erasing the downside from existence

Drakor 2 years ago
Anthros loophole. But still no, dragons are better

minimegaman090 2 years ago
i hope nothing bad happens

ShippingTrash 9 years ago
The laws of the button say that I am attracted to dogs. However the law does not apply to me. L o o p h o l e

Therminite 9 years ago
Exactly XD

hollyskyes 11 years ago
#asexual

Bread_Person11 4 years ago
Same but also beasteality?
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thesnivelife 5 years ago
i have cynophobia

Sean Ford 13 years ago
You know, the person who wrote this could have instead put "bitches" and then laughed in glee as everyone assumed he meant temperamental women and not female dogs. What a waste.

H4RRY_P0TT3R 8 years ago
Meh I don't care
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aderpydude 9 years ago
Can't you just make dogs look like sexy humans?

Bobcob666 8 years ago
You know this was written 48 years ago, right?

Marshall Cresant Luna 13 years ago
If i have the power to do anything i wish the I turn those dogs into people and I can even choose their looks

Ya_boi_jeff 7 years ago
Smart
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Haseebullah Syed Hussaini 13 years ago
The law says that "You are only attracted to dogs." And I defy them.

Bread_Person11 4 years ago
THIS
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STEPHENBOYETT 8 years ago
You could just WANT to be attracted to people and not dogs! TRY ME BITCH!!!!

TheYoutubeParodymakerTYPM 9 years ago
So, Thomas sanders in his mind talking to his sides?

fishgiver 11 years ago
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Derpss 10 years ago
Fu again

Tazzy Pup 11 years ago
I'm Peter Griffin

Max Muhr 13 years ago
I am unquestionable. I'll set the new trend of fucking dogs.

Flameshot 10 years ago
Loophole
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Daria Vaughan 13 years ago
We better call Blink-182 to sing us a song.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
@Didenne WHILE WE’RE ALL IN THE MOOD FOR A MELODY, CUZ YOU’VE GOT US FEELING ALRIGHT! *harmonica noises*
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Ruby_Slippers 11 years ago
Switch the words 'human' and 'dog'

azzzertyy 10 months ago
UM....... DOWNSIDE????????

Edegio 11 years ago
#TIMETODEADPOEPLE

Starslayer 10 years ago
It never said romantically

Drawesomethewizard 10 years ago
True.....

jimmyeatass 2 years ago
what the fuck

ICOULDN'TTHINKOFAGOODNAMESOIWROTETHISINSTEAD 11 years ago
Still, I insist about adding a "Weird" button... just sayin...

DKoszyk1128 11 years ago
Guys did you know theres A F***ING DOWNSIDE

seriously_smart 5 years ago
Jokes on you. This rule doesnt apply to me now

MrPijus123 11 years ago
ISIS pressed a billion times

silversniper99 11 years ago
this sounds like going into a godlike state and ilike being human for some reason

lyrika 7 years ago
if the laws of physics don't affect you you probably die

MatthewCooper 10 years ago
I dont have to be attracted to someone to have sex with them

Jack North 13 years ago
Wolfboy!

Mstrgmr6 2 years ago
L O O P H O L E

SpamtonG.Spamton 4 years ago
TIME TO DEFY THAT DOWNSIDE"S OPRESSION!

littlestars 11 years ago
i could make myself attracted to everything

wrstscp 11 years ago
well this is a law and i can break the law sooooo ya also it doesnt say i cant break that rule XD

DarekfanAT 10 years ago
girl in a dog costume or sexy furry

ShadowMarco 9 years ago
Best fucking downside ever xD

Butterbuff 12 years ago
Stop myself from being attracted to dogs and continue to make people in pictures move

Mackdady3567 10 years ago
Make yourself not be attracted to dogs ... Duh

AndrewPitt 11 years ago
Like you want to have sex with dogs or you just think their cute?

RoboRonin 9 months ago
what if I am already a dog-lover?

redenderman2001 11 years ago
you could just turn the dogs into a female/male of any species of your preference

KitsuneFireSpirit 10 years ago
Then they wouldn't be dogs and therefore you wouldn't be attracted.

JetfirenJetstorm 11 years ago
So this is nigh-omnipotence?so i can make myself attracted to female humans again? lol

Emma Reinke 13 years ago
Beastiality Central

Slippy656 11 years ago
no physics so no gravity? no molecular structure? No thanks

Wolvine101 10 years ago
If the laws of physics didn't apply to me, I would die instantly, so no thank you.

talkingben 4 years ago
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Rkilloh 11 years ago
I don't give I rule all

Hisu 11 years ago
Loopholes, loopholes.
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