41144 (45%) 49494 (55%)
41144 (45%) people have pressed this button, while 49494 (55%) did not.
You can tell any lie and people will believe you- no matter how ridiculous the lie.
but
you will become allergic to your favourite food. Your favourite tv show will be cancelled, and you will be unable to obtain porn.
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Gaboseries9 years ago
Tell your immune system you're not allergic to it, tell the producers your show wasn't cancelled. I can live without porn.

Thomas_Steward7 years ago
Tell your genitals they"re aroused and are being stimulated.

Hamburger Guy8 years ago
You can watch rewinds of the tv show and i have multiple foods that i really enjoy

phantastiic10 years ago
NO SUPERNATURAL/SHERLOCK/DOCTOR WHO/ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK CANT BE CANCELLED HELL NO

Dead_Pool1738 9 years ago
I could live with the others but I gotta have my fried chicken

P78 years ago
u guys see this? This ain't porn... It"s rorn... Believe me. I'm not lying. And my favorite food is grass. I'm not lying.

P78 years ago
Hehehe downside canceled.

Tommy McPartland12 years ago
I was fine with it until that last part...

Motorhorn7 years ago
I was only fine WITH the last part
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MyMeme8 years ago
i dont give two shits about porn and i dont watch t- NO, CHICKEN NUGGETS! DONT LEAVE ME

SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago
1: it doesn't say how allergic, and it can't kill you because almost every button on this site makes you immortal, some by ACCIDENT 2: it can be uncanceled and your lying powers can help you achieve that 3: you don't obtain porn you find/download/buy it

ImpossibleTonio8 years ago
NO NO NOT PORN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO😭😭😭😭😭

Malina707868 years ago
O.O omg you watch porn....? PEDO ALERT

FlameBlaze9 years ago
I don't watch porn i never est my favorite food and from now my favorite show is my little pony

TaylorTapioca9 years ago
Why would you want to lie in the first place?

Hamburger Guy8 years ago
Read 1984 by George Orwell. A lie is a weed sprouting unless pulled out.

McButterCup9 years ago
I would be fine. I have many favorite foods and having one taken away wont be bad, I don't watch tv, and I don't watch porn. I'm not lying ;)

P78 years ago
*people will believe you-no matter how ridiculous the lie*doesn't work when you say things like that...

dimitri's memes9 years ago
Lie about winning lottery, get money, get women

BlackCatCZ8 years ago
*enters white house* Special fbi unite: *aims at me with gun* who are you? Me:. I am president Special fbi unite: Oh welcome mr. President *lets me in* Me: *enters and meets trump* Trump: Who the f*ck are you and how did you get in here? Me: I am Pre...[Show full comment]

Malina707868 years ago
Lol
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Angie Aura12 years ago
My favorite show has already been canceled!!

EvilRegalzzz8 years ago
Mines probably gonna be cancelled after this season and then I will die
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Courfeyrac Yea Son12 years ago
i don't watch porn anyway so whatevs

demiaceali7 years ago
I'm a sex repulsed asexual and aromantic.. I can't even watch kissing it grosses me out like EW HOW
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Kelsie Williams12 years ago
I was fine with it but then it said no more of my fave tv show. NOT HAPPENING

lolnothanks8 years ago
I gotta have my pizza...

Whovian_90710 years ago
People already believe in my most ridiculous lies

Cpt_bob14 years ago
I don't mind losing porn but my food o hell na

ApatheticRenegade9 years ago
Lol. Fuck porn.

Jcraft0011 years ago
I wouldn't mind losing the porn that I don't watch, but the food part... Pass.

MSPshortgirl7 years ago
I never lie so easy (I was doing a tiny joke a joke is not a lie!)

SamanthaThePenguin9 years ago
So... No pizza, no Supernatural?! Hell no! (I couldn't care less about porn)

Captain-nano5 years ago
Who is dumb enough to press yes

Vibranx9 years ago
I need less sugar anyway, I don't watch tv,and the last one is just for the average pervert :)

Aaron Waterson12 years ago
No way in heck will I sacrifice Doctor Who.

jimmymacelroy8 years ago
Sorry I'm not letting supernatural get cancelled

PersonOfNoInterest9 years ago
doctor who has enough seasons to re watch and my favorite food is something i rarely eat...

PoketaleMaster568 years ago
Why would I want to access porn in the first place?

Dk_the_gr810 years ago
no downside (okay, maybe a small, tiny one)

Lavacreeper578854478 years ago
Oh...pornepidea

Alkeniw10 years ago
I don't have a favorite TV show, and Idek what my favorite food is, and if I was unable to obtain porn, that would benefit me, cause I wouldn't get annoying porn links ever

Kingdanger9 years ago
Noòooooooooooooo not my porn

Laurita12310 years ago
Then i just lie about my favourite tv-show and it doesnt get canceled and i just learn to eat another food that im not elergic to :3

doorbell7 years ago
who ever invented religion must have pressed the button...

Jarebare9 years ago
I don't obtain porn. I don't own the internet. My favorite TV show is spongebob. I don't have a favorite food

matska7623 years ago
My favourite show was canceled in 1989, I don't watch porn and it"s about time for me to eat healthier. Win-win

ZamimiAJ9 years ago
I don't have a favorite food, my fav show is an anime, so manga switch, and I don't watch porn, nor will I ever, unless...something happens, idk.

Happymask11811 years ago
Button: Food alagies. Me: Meh. Button: Good-bye Big Bang Theory. Me: I didn't see series 7 or 8 anyways. Button: No more wanking time. *Mashes Do Not Click button*

MrFahreneheit_7 years ago
"hey im a doctor and you need to have sex with me in order to cure it" its a lie and she'll believe it. screw porn

godvsdevilbruh9 years ago
I use YouTube and I have lots of faouvorites. I'll just remove leave from the order IM A KID WTF WHY PORN!

DragonEXE8 years ago
We just need to watch art( it call hentai and it"s art )

TheGuyWithaCookie10 years ago
I stoped when it said I was alergic to chocolate now ..... I am a chocohoulic

RNJR8 years ago
I need the first 2 you can't take RWBY from me!!!!!!!!!!

issy189 years ago
goodbye, icecream ;_;

Raisin_Knight8 years ago
So I can do anything illegal and tell the police it wasn't me? *clicks the button so hard it breaks*

lpslife2310 years ago
I dont have a fav food and i am a 10 year old girl so i am pretty sure i will not want porn EVER and i dont watch tv only youtube so YESS! But wait no sarcasim..

ElijahR2414 years ago
Porn is disgusting, I can live without one food, and my favorite tv show is already cancelled. Win-Win baby

sonicj019 years ago
just change your faviroute food and faviroute tv show to your least fav ones before pressing button
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