Will You Press The Button?

Gaboseries 10 years ago

Tell your immune system you're not allergic to it, tell the producers your show wasn't cancelled. I can live without porn.

Thomas_Steward 8 years ago

Tell your genitals they"re aroused and are being stimulated.

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

You can watch rewinds of the tv show and i have multiple foods that i really enjoy

phantastiic 11 years ago

NO SUPERNATURAL/SHERLOCK/DOCTOR WHO/ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK CANT BE CANCELLED HELL NO

Dead_Pool1738 10 years ago

I could live with the others but I gotta have my fried chicken

Tommy McPartland 13 years ago

I was fine with it until that last part...

Motorhorn 8 years ago

I was only fine WITH the last part

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P7 10 years ago

u guys see this? This ain't porn... It"s rorn... Believe me. I'm not lying. And my favorite food is grass. I'm not lying.

P7 10 years ago

Hehehe downside canceled.

MyMeme 9 years ago

i dont give two shits about porn and i dont watch t- NO, CHICKEN NUGGETS! DONT LEAVE ME

SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago

1: it doesn't say how allergic, and it can't kill you because almost every button on this site makes you immortal, some by ACCIDENT 2: it can be uncanceled and your lying powers can help you achieve that 3: you don't obtain porn you find/download/buy it

ImpossibleTonio 9 years ago

NO NO NOT PORN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO😭😭😭😭😭

Malina70786 9 years ago

O.O omg you watch porn....? PEDO ALERT

FlameBlaze 10 years ago

I don't watch porn i never est my favorite food and from now my favorite show is my little pony

TaylorTapioca 11 years ago

Why would you want to lie in the first place?

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

Read 1984 by George Orwell. A lie is a weed sprouting unless pulled out.

McButterCup 11 years ago

I would be fine. I have many favorite foods and having one taken away wont be bad, I don't watch tv, and I don't watch porn. I'm not lying ;)

P7 10 years ago

*people will believe you-no matter how ridiculous the lie*doesn't work when you say things like that...

dimitri's memes 11 years ago

Lie about winning lottery, get money, get women

BlackCatCZ 9 years ago

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Malina70786 9 years ago

Lol

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Angie Aura 13 years ago

My favorite show has already been canceled!!

EvilRegalzzz 9 years ago

Mines probably gonna be cancelled after this season and then I will die

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Courfeyrac Yea Son 13 years ago

i don't watch porn anyway so whatevs

demiaceali 9 years ago

I'm a sex repulsed asexual and aromantic.. I can't even watch kissing it grosses me out like EW HOW

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Kelsie Williams 13 years ago

I was fine with it but then it said no more of my fave tv show. NOT HAPPENING

Technocolor135 9 years ago

Lies are bad

Syber 11 years ago

If people always believe you. You could easily persuade people and have a relationship or have sex or whatever it is.

BatshitCrazy 4 years ago

You'll never need porn, tv is wildly overrated & you get to try out all sorts of new foods!

NinjaDragonPusher 10 years ago

NOT POKEMON NOOOOO

midlander 12 years ago

NOT MY FAVOURItE TV SHoW!!! nO

Sum3Dud3 9 years ago

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lopsidedhead 11 years ago

allergic to favourite food? i plan to become a vegetarian some day anyway. favourite tv show cancelled? it doesn't say when, it might be cancelled in 50 years. unable to obtan porn? eh i can live without that shit

DaThinker4 5 years ago

My Favorite Shows Are Already Cancelled.

SomeoneTookThisUsername 10 years ago

I don't really watch any Tv show, I don't watch porn, BUT I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT MY CHOCOLATE SO THAT'S A NO

Quinton Rhoads 13 years ago

Lie to everyone that they all obey me forever. and if they dont they die

CallJGWentworth877cashnow 9 years ago

So now I am allergic to chocolate and Steven Universe is cancelled (I don't even watch porn). Huh. Well I can lie to people and get loads of money SO.................................................................................... CHA CHANG!

xXX_n00bslayer_XXx 11 years ago

Guys I can control anything

papa14 10 years ago

Dont need porn when you can convince anyone your dick taste like candy

Furious destroyer 11 years ago

Pizza is life pizza is Steve

IVSlayer 11 years ago

y will lie to obtain happy sex ("oh no, if we don't fuck the entire world will dissapear")and y will lie to obtain a lot of money("i'm god and i need all this money to cure the cancer")

skankhuntfortytwo 10 years ago

I live with the porn part because i would tell the girls they would get really rich if they have sex with me but cancel game of thrones? I cant...

freddyking 11 years ago

Nope cant live without any of thoughs

InfinityGodX 7 years ago

Im a famous porn star and i can make you orgasm whenever you want

Numanar Von Epicloud 13 years ago

1. Lie that you are an astronaut/millionaire. 2. ?????? 3. Free sex from anyone. 4. No need for porn.

Dat1Buttonpresser 2 years ago

that's not a good one at all. lies aren't a good thing and why would I give up my favorite food, shows and- ok that one can go that even worse than lying.

Undead Essence 10 years ago

Food? Sorry, I could handle the rest but not my food.

gamerdude 11 years ago

i like the way you think coral

AddieYT 8 years ago

I do not have favourites sooooo yeah

Roaryboy 11 years ago

The Blacklist won't be cancelled soon, I love Mexican food in general so can't become allergic to it and I don't watch porn

Sylen 9 years ago

Best lie ever you were about to get naked and have sex with me

COOKIEMON 11 years ago

Lie about why a girl should bang you. Then bada bing bada boom

Grifiano 9 years ago

Don't have a favorite food or TV show, and I saw a wolf having porn in roblox. Porn = gross. Never look at it. Also I can rob a bank and hold my shirt up and say, "My certification to take all da money. Also my name is Jeff."

Ionut Ionescu 11 years ago

I already press a button that I have everything I want;)

Icecreep109 9 years ago

#Hentai

EnderFreak7806 11 years ago

with no porn... i would feel lost... abandoned... i could never feel the sensation of ejaculating in the middle of my video... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... [Show full comment]

Lqoustion 5 years ago

No no no I love my p no no

GameboyTalbott 10 years ago

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

E.Tgohome 12 years ago

I love the food too much, I love my show too much, and I love porn too much

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