Hey Trump. I know you are busy being a president right now, but I need you to murder everybody who would take over the role of president when you die, and then kill yourself and basically give the elections a redo. Also, write in your will that I get all of your fortune.
oomiharry10 months ago
i wouldnt even want his money id feel disgusted
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Mady Griffin13 years ago
are you kidding? do you know how PISSED the doctor would be?
it would be piont less becuas if you do the they are nolonger famis then you cant chose the then they are famis then you can chose them they are nolonger famis then you cant chose the then they are famis then you can chose them they are nolonger famis then...[Show full comment]
well at least i have free workers free assistants free cookers and much much more
well i will choose one
usain bolt who cares he has not made a diffrence
someone will take his place
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jshaw7110 years ago
No way
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Always_Right_Opinion_Haver2 years ago
Joseph Stalin, help me stop this train.
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SirBaconBits11 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]
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VelocityRaptor289 years ago
summon hitler, make him your butler, instant win win
BlazoBoom9 years ago
He would only speak German tho ._.
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Daria Michałowska13 years ago
Hey, Einstein, can you help me solve my homewo... Oh crap.
Nope.
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Lilliana36135 years ago
Why are so many people bringing back Hitler?
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PowerPikachu11 years ago
I love these Hitler jokes. "Hitler, we need you to walk through this carpet" *Hitler walks on carpet and explodes because hidden land mine*
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JeffWilliam10 years ago
Get them to your timeperiode when our history says they died anyway. It wouldnt change history and they would live at least Long enough to aid you. And untill they helped you, you might be able to give them correct medizin.
Then I guess I'm sticking to summoning present historical figures.
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AssassinHD11 years ago
Although yea, Doctor's gonna get pissed, time ripples, all that fancy jazz. Oh, shit
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Heyunicornhey11 years ago
What?? So why...that don't make sense
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Oldiron_796 years ago
Hitler, I need you to help me open this jar of pickles.
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maxwell_8811 years ago
Let's not mess with the time space continuum, kay?
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DasJoosh10 years ago
F*ck it, Kenny Loggins needs to be pulled into right now and save us from the cultural pile of feces that we are being force-fed. Oh, kids, Google dwarf.
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FlamingRaven9 years ago
Hey Hamilton i need you to write a 51 page essay for me in the span of six months..
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Galhaar12 years ago
Hey Hitler, could you pint this at your own face and pull the trigger? It'll make your brain so big the pressure could make it explode...
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Papyrus is awesome10 years ago
Hmm let's see come over here Mohamed, Hitler and whoever the leader of isis is
Cheshire shadow10 years ago
if you remove the founder of islam, there is no terrorist group(or at least infinitely different)
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XxRazYs26311 years ago
Hitler
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King Haki of the Dwarves10 years ago
I would get Justin Bieber's mother and give her the task of killing herself
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Netsuki2 years ago
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Ty 11 years ago
Hitler.
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Suction-cup-man5 years ago
Hitler I choose you!
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MinimiMax11 years ago
I've never been in a situation where I though "Gee, I wish I could get some help from a famous historical figure"
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