Will You Press The Button?

wanted129 years ago

Can i still make them have sex with me thats not a lie.

Xx_OMEGACRAFT_xX8 years ago

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NoticeMeSenpai9 years ago

I can bring Senpai to notice me!!!

HarperGoesUwUlast year

dweeb

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ProfessorBear8 years ago

I love you... One day later... Fuck!

idiot_999999999999999999999999999999999999999999994 years ago

So what? They"re just one person.

Emma Johnson12 years ago

Solution: don't lie

yeashg2 years ago

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Loophole Guy11 years ago

Loophole: Kill anyone you lie to

Xx_OMEGACRAFT_xX8 years ago

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Superwar37957 years ago

Surely if you just don’t lie to them you will be fine.

Eleven-x7 years ago

Well fuck them

reneelbuck9 years ago

So I'm Killgrave now?.......

Xx_OMEGACRAFT_xX8 years ago

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Shawn Goodin12 years ago

I am now Barney Stinson.

abcx7 years ago

Well, Barney wasn't resented by everyone he lied to.

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NatÃ¡lia Maccarini12 years ago

Are you saying i'm going to be Tom Hiddleston?

Xx_OMEGACRAFT_xX8 years ago

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Worm_Oc_Alice4 years ago

My life in a nutshell, tbh

ninjurtle9 years ago

Just don't lie doe

Xx_OMEGACRAFT_xX8 years ago

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rileythepegasus9 years ago

I'm an honest person. No downside

Herman the German11 years ago

Go around convincing young earth creationists about evolution. Then they realise the truth the next day, and renounce their shitty beliefs. *tips fedora*

lolmaster1238 years ago

2nd solution use the second definition!!!

lolmaster1238 years ago

because then there is no time

Mr Medical9 years ago

Just don't lie

Xx_OMEGACRAFT_xX8 years ago

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Ronnoc5279 years ago

Only Lie for Sex.

wanted129 years ago

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Kalindros6 years ago

Does this mean if you convince them of the truth, they will hate you for it? Wording is weird on this question.

Storm_Ryder87 years ago

What about a white lie that was a lie to protect them?

lilmissloophole10 years ago

Only lie occasionally. Also, when they do realize the truth, just convince them again regularly.

Chocolate Addict9 years ago

I lie 90% of the time, this isn't very helpful...

pokebutton3458 years ago

lol

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datboi4274 years ago

just... dont lie.

plunder10299 years ago

bend the truth dont say it all just parts of it. Jimmy why did you punch billy. He was making fun of me. in reality he was having fun with jimmy

Xx_OMEGACRAFT_xX8 years ago

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Oddsout7 years ago

I'm not ponocio I just don't lie

z3p0pig9 years ago

Everyone is already putty in my hands, LOLZ!!!

weaboojones9 years ago

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Xx_OMEGACRAFT_xX8 years ago

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neske0366 years ago

I'm a pathological liar so hell naw hahahah

Mike90907 years ago

Charismatic is a pokémon right?

KawaiiEagle10 years ago

I'm charismatic anyway... I like lying, so nah.

Ally_Catz1238 years ago

I won't lie to them.

Norbert Jaworski12 years ago

"You must fuck with me" tell that to the Miss of the Universe

Oldiron_794 years ago

I promised there would be cake later.the cake is a lie.

Douche_Nation9 years ago

Welcome to Douche Nation folks

Xx_OMEGACRAFT_xX8 years ago

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MemeBound7 years ago

Honesty is the best policy.

Jamesbond192508325789 years ago

irl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed...[Show full comment]

MyaLoveR8 years ago

Just don't lie, then there'll be no downside

CMSquid10 years ago

Easy. Don't lie.

wanted129 years ago

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Brookes Gafeney12 years ago

I don't lie anyway

sukichu9 years ago

so many lonely virgin men on here who want to be able to control everyone...jesus christ just be yourself

Xx_OMEGACRAFT_xX8 years ago

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die_dampfnudel5 years ago

You can use euphemisms for bad things and badaboom, you never lied.

TeddyBear9 years ago

I'll just convince them of true things, like global warming and evolution.

Daleklingon8 years ago

Just don't lie. There"s no downside if you"re not a shitty person.

Antar R. Benson12 years ago

I don't lie anyway so I'm ok with this.

Slyde9 years ago

I personally think this is a better deal if you take it literally

Rhinorulz8 years ago

I like the litteral meaning better too.

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SleepyFurry87last year

Just... Don't lie...

Hedwig567 years ago

Just dont lie then.... THE WORLD WOULD BE SO MUCH SIMPLER

Gr8l3go8 years ago

solution, lie about lying XD

PrincessCJ10 years ago

Only lie to the people you hate anyway! Be truthful to everyone else

Tanner Pineo12 years ago

Solution- Lie about you didn't lie the day before each day. I AM THE ULTIMATE!!

The Howling Wolf9 years ago

No way.

Xx_OMEGACRAFT_xX8 years ago

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