Will You Press The Button?

Rimrockers359 years ago

the people who meet me can love me by protecting me

StormTDR7 years ago

Make a circle people hurry hurry hurry!!!

Ritty037 years ago

All you have to do is say hi my name"s (blank) all the time and look out for snipers: problem solved

NotYourAverageToaster8 years ago

while their chasing me with a gun, knife, grenade, etc, I would be reading the essay I wrote to my teacher in 2nd grade, titled: All About Me

StormTDR7 years ago

Lol

Lily Flower12 years ago

And then they try to stab me, meet me, problem solved.

Aguti107 years ago

Mid blown

Load more replies

Brian Taylor12 years ago

"I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL Y-" "Hi! I'm Brian, what's your name?" "....I...love you!"

Mobza_Mobzlayer4 years ago

LMAO DUDE!

Load more replies

Nasho4 years ago

That"s like 7 billion people trying to kill me

InfiniteDooble10 years ago

Thing is 69% of the girls i know are in love with me anyway

StormTDR7 years ago

Gee u don't need any special powers u have them already

Load more replies

Lepraxhaun055 years ago

Extroverts have no problem with this...... Introverts on the other hand.... We gon" die

Bunny6579 years ago

Realy to the 11421(45%) who pressed the bottun, r u crazy?

Darkvine10 years ago

Surprisingly nothing perverted here

StormTDR7 years ago

What happens: "I'm gonna kill u!" " Hi my name"s Storm what"s urs?" "oh I luv u!" win/win

supsick7 years ago

downside? I like a good problem.

supersuchti9 years ago

Obama or Putin could fire a missile or something on me

_iJesus_9 years ago

They can't kill me if they can't find me

Koolcid9169 years ago

Dats me cuz I'm a ninja 2.0 bitches (no offense to anyone in the comments)

Elevenution10 years ago

A sniper never has to meet their target

Selmar Koning12 years ago

meet people from the news, get it to international levels, and you win

boooiiii3 years ago

wait wait wait isnt it a paradox that they are trying to kill someone they dont know somehow?

Schalk van der Merwe12 years ago

Just introduce yourself

Limboo7 years ago

Yeah, but they could still shoot ya from far away, without you noticing them

Koten McFilms12 years ago

If they try to kill you they know you LOOP HOLE

Saskia Billie Thompson12 years ago

Surely you can just say hi and then they love you

Rogelio Martinez12 years ago

If they hate us, won't they go as far as to buy a sniper and shoot us from afar ._.

Devyn Shaffer12 years ago

Uhm, they would have to meet me to kill me, no? We solved a problem, the problem is solved.

MEME Alex9 years ago

I meet them when they try to kill me. No probs.

Razor9 years ago

Make a world speech that everyone HAS TO attend.

KaramGamer99998 years ago

i would meet them at the moment of trying to be killed

CasuallyScreaming9 years ago

While they're trying to stab me, I'll grab their wrists and say "Hey! What's your name? Nice to meet you!"

BalorClubFoLyfe7 years ago

Just say hello.

SassyBella9 years ago

You do realize that i kinda WANT enemy's, right? I mean, not in the kill way. Also, when they try to hurt you, cant you introduce yourself? And people would try to kill you when your a baby? God, thats dumb.

RisingPast8 years ago

just say hi to everybody tada no one wants to murder you

Anallizer9 years ago

People won't try to kill you if they don't know you. Loop hole achieved.

Pyrotechnical8 years ago

Just greet them when you're getting chased or something lol

DJLPbutton2last year

All you have to do is hire bodyguards for your bodyguards for your (2000 for your body guards later…) for your body guards!

SpiderCommander9 years ago

Time to meet everybody in the world

Cutares7 years ago

everyone I don't meet. that doesn't matter, how can some one hate me or kill me if they don't know I exist.

JollyJenkins7 years ago

You make a fair point.

TheCreeperSWE9 years ago

Only problem would be snipers and some dudes with assault rifles. Neither of which happens a lot here

LocalMonster4 years ago

Then meet everyone who approaches me

#SPOOKY9 years ago

They'll rape me, that still counts as sex

Anonnamoose8 years ago

How can they kill someone they don't know?

Dk_the_gr89 years ago

just wear bulletproof armor in case of snipers or bombs

Jamenneel9 years ago

What about a nuke?

solstice9 years ago

"Hello" boom. met.

Karakui10 years ago

But the moment they meet you they love you AND you choose how they love you. Make them love you to the point that they'll willingly act as an unpaid bodyguard and kill anyone else who attacks you without you even needing to meet them.

Derrick (What a creative username)9 years ago

Seems legit

Apotato7 years ago

I dont care what ppl think of me. Ppl are thinking of loopholes about this problem, but do u really need everybody to love u?

Paris4443076 years ago

Well excuse me for not wanting to die because someone doesn’t know me

MR.TROLL_FACE10 years ago

I KILL EVERY1 WITH MY ARMY OF LOVE BUDDYS!!!

Jamenneel9 years ago

You and your army against (a little less than) about 7 billion people?

R4INBOW P4ND4 G4MING9 years ago

--HOW YO AVOID DEATH-- 1. Have eyes everywhere 2. When someone tries to hurt you, face twoards them 3. "Hi, you can't hurt me because we have met!"

IRButtonpresser7 years ago

Simple just stay inside and invete new people into your life then get to know them

what is gender what is sexuality9 years ago

Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 55555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555 55555555555555555555552555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555 55555555555555555555.Co...[Show full comment]