Will You Press The Button?

Ritty03 9 years ago

All you have to do is say hi my name"s (blank) all the time and look out for snipers: problem solved

Rimrockers35 11 years ago

the people who meet me can love me by protecting me

StormTDR 9 years ago

Make a circle people hurry hurry hurry!!!

NotYourAverageToaster 9 years ago

while their chasing me with a gun, knife, grenade, etc, I would be reading the essay I wrote to my teacher in 2nd grade, titled: All About Me

StormTDR 9 years ago

Lol

Lily Flower 13 years ago

And then they try to stab me, meet me, problem solved.

Aguti10 9 years ago

Mid blown

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silvestre_will_press_the_button 4 years ago

Poop

Brian Taylor 13 years ago

"I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL Y-" "Hi! I'm Brian, what's your name?" "....I...love you!"

Mobza_Mobzlayer 5 years ago

LMAO DUDE!

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Nasho 6 years ago

That"s like 7 billion people trying to kill me

TrackmasterGuy 8 months ago

8 billion actually

InfiniteDooble 12 years ago

Thing is 69% of the girls i know are in love with me anyway

StormTDR 9 years ago

Gee u don't need any special powers u have them already

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Lepraxhaun05 6 years ago

Extroverts have no problem with this...... Introverts on the other hand.... We gon" die

Bunny657 11 years ago

Realy to the 11421(45%) who pressed the bottun, r u crazy?

Darkvine 11 years ago

Surprisingly nothing perverted here

happyman123 9 months ago

ill rape you

StormTDR 9 years ago

What happens: "I'm gonna kill u!" " Hi my name"s Storm what"s urs?" "oh I luv u!" win/win

supsick 9 years ago

downside? I like a good problem.

Selmar Koning 13 years ago

meet people from the news, get it to international levels, and you win

boooiiii 5 years ago

wait wait wait isnt it a paradox that they are trying to kill someone they dont know somehow?

supersuchti 11 years ago

Obama or Putin could fire a missile or something on me

_iJesus_ 11 years ago

They can't kill me if they can't find me

Koolcid916 10 years ago

Dats me cuz I'm a ninja 2.0 bitches (no offense to anyone in the comments)

Elevenution 11 years ago

A sniper never has to meet their target

Schalk van der Merwe 13 years ago

Just introduce yourself

Limboo 9 years ago

Yeah, but they could still shoot ya from far away, without you noticing them

Koten McFilms 13 years ago

If they try to kill you they know you LOOP HOLE

Saskia Billie Thompson 13 years ago

Surely you can just say hi and then they love you

Rogelio Martinez 13 years ago

If they hate us, won't they go as far as to buy a sniper and shoot us from afar ._.

Devyn Shaffer 13 years ago

Uhm, they would have to meet me to kill me, no? We solved a problem, the problem is solved.

ThatFandomtrash 9 years ago

Then they meet me and we"d be cool

cat_is_fluffy 11 years ago

This has a big flaw in it

RipperMC121 10 years ago

Yes but whenever the ppl that u don't meet come to kill u they meet u so u could just make them not want to kill u.

Xiao Deng 13 years ago

Yeah... O.e isn't this a contradiction?

Randomwoords 4 years ago

What if you hate yourself??

MsToRandom 11 years ago

not exactly a dillemma with an actuall downside

AGA 11 years ago

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kitsunekid16 11 years ago

dumbass

Slyinnpuffclaw 10 years ago

Meet everyone that tries to hurt me

A button presser 11 years ago

Did this one twice god dammit

NS 9 years ago

I'll just need to be famous then.

Jamenneel 10 years ago

Kim Jung Un would probably nuke you

Panifex 8 years ago

This could be a problem, considering that I will never meet 99.9999% of the world"s population

pressmedont123 11 years ago

If they don't meet me how can they try to kill me? also if they actively try to kill me, unless they're a sniper, how can they not meet me?

Jamenneel 10 years ago

Snipers. EXACTLY. It would be (nearly) impossible to survive.

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Cheeseman 9 years ago

Just say hi then boom u ain't dead

purpleshep427 9 years ago

hey kim jong-un, come and get me motherf***er!

majority hunter 11 years ago

Is it possible to kill someone without looking at them. And how do they know you and try to kill you if they never met you?

GangsternauwL 10 years ago

Then meet all those people

Meximan925 12 years ago

Go on the news and say "hello everybody" boom intant love

JesusChrist258 last year

当他们开始尝试杀死我，他们就会见过我

SilverSzymonPL 11 years ago

why would i press it (explain)

SinglePringle 10 years ago

Person: IM GONNA MURDER YOU, YOU SON OF A - Me: My names jenna, and im single, and its really sad cause apperantly everyone loves me the way i want them to Person: ER MAH GERD MARRY ME