Will You Press The Button?

Ritty03 9 years ago

All you have to do is say hi my name"s (blank) all the time and look out for snipers: problem solved

Rimrockers35 11 years ago

the people who meet me can love me by protecting me

StormTDR 9 years ago

Make a circle people hurry hurry hurry!!!

NotYourAverageToaster 9 years ago

while their chasing me with a gun, knife, grenade, etc, I would be reading the essay I wrote to my teacher in 2nd grade, titled: All About Me

StormTDR 9 years ago

Lol

Lily Flower 13 years ago

And then they try to stab me, meet me, problem solved.

Aguti10 9 years ago

Mid blown

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silvestre_will_press_the_button 4 years ago

Poop

Brian Taylor 13 years ago

"I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL Y-" "Hi! I'm Brian, what's your name?" "....I...love you!"

Mobza_Mobzlayer 6 years ago

LMAO DUDE!

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Nasho 6 years ago

That"s like 7 billion people trying to kill me

TrackmasterGuy 9 months ago

8 billion actually

InfiniteDooble 12 years ago

Thing is 69% of the girls i know are in love with me anyway

StormTDR 9 years ago

Gee u don't need any special powers u have them already

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Lepraxhaun05 6 years ago

Extroverts have no problem with this...... Introverts on the other hand.... We gon" die

Bunny657 11 years ago

Realy to the 11421(45%) who pressed the bottun, r u crazy?

Darkvine 11 years ago

Surprisingly nothing perverted here

happyman123 9 months ago

ill rape you

StormTDR 9 years ago

What happens: "I'm gonna kill u!" " Hi my name"s Storm what"s urs?" "oh I luv u!" win/win

supsick 9 years ago

downside? I like a good problem.

Selmar Koning 13 years ago

meet people from the news, get it to international levels, and you win

boooiiii 5 years ago

wait wait wait isnt it a paradox that they are trying to kill someone they dont know somehow?

supersuchti 11 years ago

Obama or Putin could fire a missile or something on me

_iJesus_ 11 years ago

They can't kill me if they can't find me

Koolcid916 10 years ago

Dats me cuz I'm a ninja 2.0 bitches (no offense to anyone in the comments)

Elevenution 11 years ago

A sniper never has to meet their target

Schalk van der Merwe 13 years ago

Just introduce yourself

Limboo 9 years ago

Yeah, but they could still shoot ya from far away, without you noticing them

Koten McFilms 13 years ago

If they try to kill you they know you LOOP HOLE

Saskia Billie Thompson 13 years ago

Surely you can just say hi and then they love you

Rogelio Martinez 13 years ago

If they hate us, won't they go as far as to buy a sniper and shoot us from afar ._.

Devyn Shaffer 13 years ago

Uhm, they would have to meet me to kill me, no? We solved a problem, the problem is solved.

Lzke 8 years ago

Them killing me does require them meeting me.

CarBitGTSaxen 11 years ago

I will meet everyone then!

Jamenneel 10 years ago

With 7 billion people on the planet... good luck

FerrinAlgoso 9 years ago

It"s like random bullies that randomly pick you for randomly no reason. But hey, keep complimenting them and Problem Solved!

guss 12 years ago

when they'll try to kill me, they meet me, so they love me, no downside.

BaileyPuppy 10 years ago

If they don't know you, then you could just meet them, then problem solved!

bubblechaser123 10 years ago

If Mettaton loves me that OMG YESSSSS I got haters who cares I want Mettaton oh yes darling!

anne_crystal 2 years ago

When they try to kill me... wouldn't I be meeting them? No downsides

Candyprincess 11 years ago

When they try to kill us, just meet them

srsgames 9 years ago

If they haven't met me how would they know that I exist because I don't have social media, but if I did would meeting someone through that make them not hate you or only in person.

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kitsunekid16 11 years ago

dumbass

gen22 5 years ago

theres no down side bekuz when thay see you the will love you and probobly become yanders

Master123 11 years ago

WORK OUT IN THE GYM

Dragspinner 9 years ago

How cancer They kill me If They ser me

MAAGOVAD 10 years ago

They say whenever someone tries to kill you they have to know you. Problem solved before it even happens

Lonewanderer 11 years ago

Try to kil me meet me prob solved like a boss

EpicGold999 9 years ago

But when they hate me and kill 😵 me, they will come to me and meet me, problem solved 😉😎😁👍🏼!!!

superrobbie10 10 years ago

Just meet them when they are going to kill you ( Í¡° ÍœÊ– Í¡°)

Paris444307 8 years ago

Once you meet them they won’t try to kill you anymore so there’s the solution

Xaxarolus 10 years ago

I'll just grab my shotgun XD

imjoe2014 12 years ago

Meet everyone in the world

Tense 2 months ago

主动杀我时，他就遇见我了

rylan frazier 11 years ago

Key word "try"

Jamenneel 10 years ago

Key word "everyone"

WillowVenters 9 years ago

If u dont meet them how do they know to kill u?

MrLoomis42 11 years ago

That's just creepy. You can never again sleep in peace, killers will always be lurking in the shadows.

Howday 5 years ago

They don't know I exist if we haven't met. Or where I"d be. If they do, then as another commenter said, they"d meet me before they killed me. No downsides!

aname 11 years ago

just meet them

HMijnen 9 years ago

One they meet me, the'll love me...

00CobraGamer00 11 years ago

Just say hi to the person who's got close enough to kill you.

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