Will You Press The Button?

Ritty03 9 years ago

All you have to do is say hi my name"s (blank) all the time and look out for snipers: problem solved

Rimrockers35 11 years ago

the people who meet me can love me by protecting me

StormTDR 9 years ago

Make a circle people hurry hurry hurry!!!

NotYourAverageToaster 9 years ago

while their chasing me with a gun, knife, grenade, etc, I would be reading the essay I wrote to my teacher in 2nd grade, titled: All About Me

StormTDR 9 years ago

Lol

Lily Flower 13 years ago

And then they try to stab me, meet me, problem solved.

Aguti10 9 years ago

Mid blown

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silvestre_will_press_the_button 4 years ago

Poop

Brian Taylor 13 years ago

"I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL Y-" "Hi! I'm Brian, what's your name?" "....I...love you!"

Mobza_Mobzlayer 5 years ago

LMAO DUDE!

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Nasho 6 years ago

That"s like 7 billion people trying to kill me

TrackmasterGuy 8 months ago

8 billion actually

InfiniteDooble 12 years ago

Thing is 69% of the girls i know are in love with me anyway

StormTDR 9 years ago

Gee u don't need any special powers u have them already

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Lepraxhaun05 6 years ago

Extroverts have no problem with this...... Introverts on the other hand.... We gon" die

Bunny657 11 years ago

Realy to the 11421(45%) who pressed the bottun, r u crazy?

Darkvine 11 years ago

Surprisingly nothing perverted here

happyman123 9 months ago

ill rape you

StormTDR 9 years ago

What happens: "I'm gonna kill u!" " Hi my name"s Storm what"s urs?" "oh I luv u!" win/win

supsick 9 years ago

downside? I like a good problem.

Selmar Koning 13 years ago

meet people from the news, get it to international levels, and you win

boooiiii 5 years ago

wait wait wait isnt it a paradox that they are trying to kill someone they dont know somehow?

supersuchti 11 years ago

Obama or Putin could fire a missile or something on me

_iJesus_ 11 years ago

They can't kill me if they can't find me

Koolcid916 10 years ago

Dats me cuz I'm a ninja 2.0 bitches (no offense to anyone in the comments)

Elevenution 11 years ago

A sniper never has to meet their target

Schalk van der Merwe 13 years ago

Just introduce yourself

Limboo 9 years ago

Yeah, but they could still shoot ya from far away, without you noticing them

Koten McFilms 13 years ago

If they try to kill you they know you LOOP HOLE

Saskia Billie Thompson 13 years ago

Surely you can just say hi and then they love you

Rogelio Martinez 13 years ago

If they hate us, won't they go as far as to buy a sniper and shoot us from afar ._.

Devyn Shaffer 13 years ago

Uhm, they would have to meet me to kill me, no? We solved a problem, the problem is solved.

Apotato 8 years ago

I dont care what ppl think of me. Ppl are thinking of loopholes about this problem, but do u really need everybody to love u?

Paris444307 8 years ago

Well excuse me for not wanting to die because someone doesn’t know me

Karakui 11 years ago

But the moment they meet you they love you AND you choose how they love you. Make them love you to the point that they'll willingly act as an unpaid bodyguard and kill anyone else who attacks you without you even needing to meet them.

Derrick (What a creative username) 10 years ago

Seems legit

airmonger 10 years ago

this is like the third time ive had this question

MR.TROLL_FACE 12 years ago

I KILL EVERY1 WITH MY ARMY OF LOVE BUDDYS!!!

Jamenneel 10 years ago

You and your army against (a little less than) about 7 billion people?

epicgamercode12 8 months ago

one bounce:

R4INBOW P4ND4 G4MING 11 years ago

--HOW YO AVOID DEATH-- 1. Have eyes everywhere 2. When someone tries to hurt you, face twoards them 3. "Hi, you can't hurt me because we have met!"

IRButtonpresser 9 years ago

Simple just stay inside and invete new people into your life then get to know them

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kitsunekid16 11 years ago

dumbass

LandonDecides 5 years ago

But then they’ve met me

joVan1616 11 years ago

who said i can't defend myself

Jamenneel 10 years ago

You can't. How many snipers that could easily pick you off are trying to kill you?

Katlord2704 9 years ago

Step 1: get 27 guns and keep them in your coat step 2: get a badass eyepatch step 3: nobody will want to fuck with you

JollyJenkins 9 years ago

This is a Metal Gear Solid reference, isn't it? (-:

Bilbo_Baggins 11 years ago

just say hi to literally everyone

Phye 10 years ago

Ehnmmmmmm nope

Ratl 9 years ago

If they try to kill you, they'll see you and love you in WHATEVER way you want them to! 😉

Rebellion598 10 years ago

Just go on a international news program or something and broadcast yourself to the world. Boom, no one is gonna kill ya.

Multifandomsgirl 6 years ago

It sounds like charm speak

camping gunner 11 years ago

well meet the people who will kill you and if their snipers ask the person you meet to bring the sniper so you can meet them

BaileyPuppy 10 years ago

If they don't know you, then you could just meet them, then problem solved!

Lzke 8 years ago

Them killing me does require them meeting me.

CarBitGTSaxen 11 years ago

I will meet everyone then!

Jamenneel 10 years ago

With 7 billion people on the planet... good luck

FerrinAlgoso 9 years ago

It"s like random bullies that randomly pick you for randomly no reason. But hey, keep complimenting them and Problem Solved!

guss 12 years ago

when they'll try to kill me, they meet me, so they love me, no downside.

srsgames 9 years ago

If they haven't met me how would they know that I exist because I don't have social media, but if I did would meeting someone through that make them not hate you or only in person.

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kitsunekid16 11 years ago

dumbass

bubblechaser123 10 years ago

If Mettaton loves me that OMG YESSSSS I got haters who cares I want Mettaton oh yes darling!

anne_crystal 2 years ago

When they try to kill me... wouldn't I be meeting them? No downsides

Candyprincess 11 years ago

When they try to kill us, just meet them

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