Will You Press The Button?

tails999 11 years ago

I pressed a button that gave me immortality, so the jokes on you!

SinonMercer 8 years ago

That"s not how it works dumbass.

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Etharian 10 years ago

I would stop everything bad from happening everywhere, all at once, including my death which would cause an apocalyptic event(and therefore can be considered something "bad"), and live as long as I want to. Then when I become tired of living, I could(and w... [Show full comment]

GoblinMan 8 months ago

i hope you die

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Weary Wanderer 10 years ago

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AsuraShun 4 years ago

you"ve become the very thing you swore to destroy

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Futurefounda1 9 years ago

Stop myself from dying. LOOPHOLE!!

Willard Miller 13 years ago

So, on my deathbed, I'll just go get cryogenically frozen. I won't technically be dead. And then I'll be worshiped as a Messiah by the masses. :D

rinacerous997 5 years ago

Like if u saved many many people while u were alive frozen when u get un frozen something like the earth explodes from the inside would happen

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AnonymousDudeYEAR0001 10 years ago

Jokes on you, I have immortality.

awsome_nuub 10 years ago

THATS EVEN WORSE!!!

M4thDJ 9 years ago

So I don't have to be sick 99, 9% of my life? Doesn't matter if I became very sick on my deathbed when I got to stay healthy during the time that mattered the most. So sure, why not. I could literally be naked Santa Claus during Christmas without worrying ... [Show full comment]

PsudeumPops 9 years ago

It hurts when it happens but bad things are learning experiences

Wolfswift 11 years ago

Dying is bad, so I stop myself from dying. Forever.

Ramisoboh 8 years ago

But your dead

Maggie Vanderwier 13 years ago

it wont matter cause ill be dead

SnapSkull 4 years ago

Exactly, that"s what I'm saying.

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Charlie Banks 13 years ago

THE ULTIMATE TROLL!!!

cheesypie 2 years ago

explode all 31.255 nukes in America, stop every single one... and jump off a building

Aaron Weddle 13 years ago

if i go im taking u all with me hahaha

Shaun DeCuir 13 years ago

Well my death would be bad so I can prevent that

Tatiana L. Smith 13 years ago

Happened to Jesus *shrug*

David Lavell Baker 13 years ago

Soooo when you die the world like... dies too?

Rand Al'thor 13 years ago

I consider me being dead a bad thing

Ninja_pig 10 years ago

Just so you know, its impossible for all these people to have commented 46 years ago because as of 2016, the internet was invented 33 years ago.

THAT_ONE_SAD_GUY 4 years ago

Can don't have to

pillsnottasty 11 years ago

I CAN STOP DYING!!!

billybobjr472 9 years ago

Go doctor strange stile. Magical force field around the earth. Although, that thing might happen ON earth not in space.

RileyDaWizard 11 years ago

Dying is bad -> stop dying -> live forever

yomamaanddada 6 years ago

Cock

elrick43 11 years ago

not my problem, I'll be dead

greendayfan03 8 years ago

I can stop my death. Duh...

PaloozaChu 12 years ago

If I die, there really is no point in caring anymore... XD

marko05 10 years ago

like i give a fuck about what is going to happen ill already be dead

Undertale Master 10 years ago

lol what is this

jvanxincai 2 months ago

我阻止的坏事是我不会死亡

LE quack 11 years ago

stop me from dying mlg pro

Immortal-millionaire-being-chased-by-immortal-snail 5 years ago

I would indeed love to cause chaos, sign me up!

ntropea0616 11 years ago

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kitsunekid16 11 years ago

dumbass

Baughg1 10 years ago

Just dont use it on very terrible stuff. Just use it to get back together with an ex or something like that and then someone will break up when you die see no big deal

dragonrider2892 11 years ago

the bad thing is my death!!!!!

beta 12 years ago

bad things need to happen in order to see the good, it's just how it works

YOURNOTAFUCKINGENIUS 11 years ago

What will occur? My death. Bitches better love me cause they're gonna miss me when I'm gone

AssHar 9 years ago

Simply don't die. Jokes aside, if technology makes it that far in our lifetime, we could become cyborgs and not have to age anymore so everything is always good because we"re forever alive.