Will You Press The Button?

tails9999 years ago

I pressed a button that gave me immortality, so the jokes on you!

SinonMercer7 years ago

That"s not how it works dumbass.

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Etharian9 years ago

I would stop everything bad from happening everywhere, all at once, including my death which would cause an apocalyptic event(and therefore can be considered something "bad"), and live as long as I want to. Then when I become tired of living, I could(and w...[Show full comment]

rinacerous9974 years ago

I think you"d die at ur normal death time like 70 or something

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AsuraShun3 years ago

you"ve become the very thing you swore to destroy

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Willard Miller12 years ago

So, on my deathbed, I'll just go get cryogenically frozen. I won't technically be dead. And then I'll be worshiped as a Messiah by the masses. :D

rinacerous9974 years ago

Like if u saved many many people while u were alive frozen when u get un frozen something like the earth explodes from the inside would happen

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PsudeumPops8 years ago

It hurts when it happens but bad things are learning experiences

Futurefounda18 years ago

Stop myself from dying. LOOPHOLE!!

AnonymousDudeYEAR00019 years ago

Jokes on you, I have immortality.

awsome_nuub9 years ago

THATS EVEN WORSE!!!

Ramisoboh7 years ago

But your dead

M4thDJ8 years ago

So I don't have to be sick 99, 9% of my life? Doesn't matter if I became very sick on my deathbed when I got to stay healthy during the time that mattered the most. So sure, why not. I could literally be naked Santa Claus during Christmas without worrying ...[Show full comment]

Wolfswift9 years ago

Dying is bad, so I stop myself from dying. Forever.

Maggie Vanderwier12 years ago

it wont matter cause ill be dead

SnapSkull2 years ago

Exactly, that"s what I'm saying.

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Charlie Banks12 years ago

THE ULTIMATE TROLL!!!

cheesypielast year

explode all 31.255 nukes in America, stop every single one... and jump off a building

Aaron Weddle12 years ago

if i go im taking u all with me hahaha

Shaun DeCuir12 years ago

Well my death would be bad so I can prevent that

David Lavell Baker12 years ago

Soooo when you die the world like... dies too?

Tatiana L. Smith12 years ago

Happened to Jesus *shrug*

Rand Al'thor12 years ago

I consider me being dead a bad thing

LE quack9 years ago

stop me from dying mlg pro

deadwalker3188 years ago

You can stop ANYTHING bad from happening. Depending on what you believe is bad, such as something like going to jail, you could, say, rob a ton of banks and never get arrested, then spend millions on getting cryogenically frozen right before you die. GENIUS.

Piotr Grochowski8 years ago

but won't god choose to teleport you to hell instead of heaven at death if you do that?

Blockman3508 years ago

But who determines what"s bad? What if I say happiness is bad and stop all happiness?

TooManyFandoms9 years ago

So basically you are a superhero when your alive, and then when you die, in heaven: "Guess what! You caused the earth to explode! No heaven for you!"

LuckyDoubleD3 years ago

yeah, im a bit of a pandora

LuckyDoubleD3 years ago

"s box

Lenny9 years ago

win-win 1st step:stop my families/friends death. 2nd step: the universe will not end

ThatGuyOnTheStreet9 years ago

Something as bad will happen when you die, so you're just confirming that it will, and make it earlier.

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Ardras6 years ago

Well... In that case my death will become "something bad". So I just have to use this power to stop ageing, and in doing so to prevent my death. World peace, prosperity AND immortality. *hits the button*

Carllz10 years ago

Well it'll last less time; I'd be fine with that. Good luck future self.

EllaNelson8 years ago

If nothing bad can happen then you, then you won't die.

Gracicorn157 years ago

I pressed an immortality button. I'm good!

Emmy LovesPuppies12 years ago

It depends on your definition of bad as different people have different views on what is bad as for me..... that is everything not doing with death and murder.

Starmany9 years ago

That bad thing would be my death

#SPOOKY9 years ago

Ummm downside

Maximal9 years ago

So basically you die and the world goes to hell. But I'm dead. So why do I care?

lolllllllll11 months ago

I stop my death

bionicalbatman9 years ago

prevent my death

Timelypat8 years ago

Life would be boring if nothing bad happened.

Chris Buzengton12 years ago

it will happen even if you press no. soooooo................

Nora13124 years ago

Wouldn't me dying be the worst thing that could happen in that case? So I can't die because of part 1

MirrorMaruCat10 years ago

If I stop anything bad all my life, my death will be fucking quick, so idc

Cyrus_zuko8 years ago

It"s just one moment, then you"re dead.

sharpgamer9 years ago

I will never die!

CarthOnasi8 years ago

im Freaking immortal, so world peace for evars!

DeathStarDestroyer9 years ago

Stop your death if you consider it bad

Lzke7 years ago

*laughs maniacally* when I die I'm taking all you fuckers with me!

noddiah11 years ago

Well, if that happens then it'll happen to me, but I guess in the end, I protected mine and many others before I died because if I know like everybody, nothing bad would ever happen to them. Cause then it'd be something bad that happened in my life.

iHasPhancakes9 years ago

Everyone is saying 'stop me dying' but at the moment you were supposed to die, you'd have to live through those other awful things you prevented.

BUWANG168 years ago

Well .... not on my watch. All who pushed the button won’t die at the sametime anyway. So when i die. People stop this bad things to happen. So why not?

Skanda Rue12 years ago

i beleieve what he meant was, you can stop any bad you want from happening until you die, but when you die, something equal in badness to everything you stopped combined would happen.

WeedCard8 years ago

I could stop aging and live forever cash me ousside howbow dah

annabel89 years ago

I pressed the button so I could prevent donald trump. everyone will be grateful.

Mrusername3 years ago

So if I die, it will basically become the end of the world?

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