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You have an item of your choice that is completely indestructible and you can summon it or whisk it away whenever you please.
but
The item is sentient and can talk to you telepathically whenever it wants, and is extremely annoying.
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Hatsune_Miku_Fan 10 years ago
Excalibur from soul eater

Aliens31 2 years ago
Dammit I was going to say that. Well, you win this time...
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Migdin1 9 years ago
FREE FRIEND THAT ALSO TALKS AND IS ALSO ANNOYING??!?!?!!? OFCOURSE I WANT IT!!!

thisisalongname 9 years ago
Im exactly that lmao

235x0 3 years ago
a pearl that gives me inter-universe teleportation.

kittyguy 2 years ago
MINECRA-

AmyWilliams 10 years ago
This is literally Magnus Chase and the sword of summer. Jack is so funny.

GreenWolf 4 years ago
I SEARCHED EXACTLY THIS COMMENT
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Forest_wolf 2 years ago
I actually made a character with this exact idea before I saw this so I would be able to just be my character (Oh and just keep it with you, you should eventually get used to it)

Chiefamp12 10 years ago
CHoose an item with on off switch...

PlayfulTriceratops 10 years ago
Omg yes!

Bountyhunter3233 8 years ago
Me: welcome to my parlor said the mage to the gangsters Gangster1: gimme your money or die me: neither! Annoying multitool: yeah he is not gonna die u are hehehe SORCERY STAFF MODE!!! Gangster2: Ahh how CUTE me: *blasts them with lasers* gangster3: Retreat!

MuuToo 10 years ago
Sooooo the Eyelander from the TF2 comics essentially.

TheBulletMoBot 8 years ago
Killing you, is full time job now.

FattyTheFat 10 years ago
Get a backpack that lets you travel to any fictional universe at will and always contains whatever you want or need at all times, done!

Starlo 2 years ago
So "Backpack" from Dora then explorer but like, More?

TrevorTheDominator 9 years ago
*summons a summoner of any itemS i want whenever i want counting something that can disable telpathy XDDD*

SomethingNotSpecial 9 years ago
Hmm... One Word: MONADO.

woomyy 2 years ago
i love xenoblafde

The POOP master 10 years ago
Yandere people will come to life

Temmie! 10 years ago
The Ekko's "time machine" from League of Legends

Sndop 9 years ago
Kayn has a talking scythe

JacobGagnon 8 years ago
Basicly my girlfriend

elibily_ 10 years ago
My dick

DEEJAY_TheButtonPresser 10 years ago
poo

Flameice2 10 years ago
I have a friend now. Yay. Also, a talking death note other can Alison turn into a sword( hell yeah)

KawaiiKira 10 years ago
S, I can have an extremely annoying Death Note....I"d still have it... It sounds lie me.

larkvesp 9 years ago
So*
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NovaLDJ998 10 years ago
I CANT DECIDE DD:

ShadowMarco 10 years ago
i just readed it singing :o

Table_Pepper 10 years ago
Tardis

Dragonborn2 10 years ago
YAAAASSS

midnightopal 10 years ago
This is basically the Arrow of Dodona in Trials of Apollo lol

Persassyjackson 9 years ago
Or Jack from Magnus chase
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#117 10 years ago
who else thought of the gun/shield made from the AI in borderlands 2?

COSMICGENESECT 10 years ago
TALKING SWORDS!

Persassyjackson 9 years ago
Jack the sword
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chancers 10 years ago
I am use to annoying things.

FlyingPages 9 years ago
sounds like sherlock in item form

RandomDude8 6 years ago
A small robot dude who is annoying but a friend. Can shoot people without kidding them and without me getting arrestet. See no downside

Commissar 10 years ago
A holy bolter

Joe1996 9 years ago
Sounds like Jack aka sumerbrander aka the sword of summer. Except he talks out loud , like other people hear him. And I don't think he"s indestructible.

Memo247 7 years ago
A keyblade I guess I would free the hearts of the ones I hate plus I can do magic plus its the most powerful weapon fuck everything else

Wtf?!?!?! 10 years ago
Oh i love it

AndrewKoz 9 years ago
1 quadrillion dollars, legal tender.

andreithepotatoman 4 years ago
"Your name is jeff now" "No, i want my name to be peter" "Okay fine your name is peter" "Actually-"

XxWolfieGaming112 8 years ago
an actual friend.....

KittykatKara101 10 years ago
Excalibur.

Ineerk last year
panties lol

Wtf_Lulz 9 years ago
Warframe the thing he places on your leg

dwarvos27 5 years ago
Can it be zavala

Nathan_k 10 years ago
Go on jack Magnus chase

NordPatoch 2 years ago
I'm thinking about a robot RealDoll here...

Fleet_Admiral_Auto 9 years ago
Having a tool gun from Gmod would be nice, whether it can talk or not

kirthanos 6 years ago
annoying orange anyone

LuigisMansionMaster9 10 years ago
So more or less Wheatley?

Baughg1 10 years ago
No hes not annoying hes wonderful

Cream 9 years ago
the razer phone

Cairo 10 years ago
Then I guess the ww1 plane I will wish for would talk then

Yoitiods 7 years ago
A giant teddy bear filled with concrete

Telekon 9 years ago
So, I could have the Master Sword, I"d just have to deal with Fi, who is by general consensus very annoying, but I didn't mind her myself.

Downside. 3 years ago
Step 1 make it a Death note book Step 2 wish death upon its own mouth Step 3 you have cheated the system

EclipseTDS 9 years ago
The thing that I want already does that, so...

IzzyVitelli 9 years ago
Mine is a little NSFWish

Zaidenr 5 years ago
As long I have a friend, I could be fine
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