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You have an item of your choice that is completely indestructible and you can summon it or whisk it away whenever you please.
but
The item is sentient and can talk to you telepathically whenever it wants, and is extremely annoying.
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235x0last year
a pearl that gives me inter-universe teleportation.

kittyguylast month
MINECRA-

Hatsune_Miku_Fan9 years ago
Excalibur from soul eater

Aliens314 months ago
Dammit I was going to say that. Well, you win this time...
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Forest_wolflast year
I actually made a character with this exact idea before I saw this so I would be able to just be my character (Oh and just keep it with you, you should eventually get used to it)

Migdin18 years ago
FREE FRIEND THAT ALSO TALKS AND IS ALSO ANNOYING??!?!?!!? OFCOURSE I WANT IT!!!

thisisalongname8 years ago
Im exactly that lmao

AmyWilliams9 years ago
This is literally Magnus Chase and the sword of summer. Jack is so funny.

GreenWolf3 years ago
I SEARCHED EXACTLY THIS COMMENT
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Chiefamp129 years ago
CHoose an item with on off switch...

PlayfulTriceratops9 years ago
Omg yes!

Bountyhunter32337 years ago
Me: welcome to my parlor said the mage to the gangsters Gangster1: gimme your money or die me: neither! Annoying multitool: yeah he is not gonna die u are hehehe SORCERY STAFF MODE!!! Gangster2: Ahh how CUTE me: *blasts them with lasers* gangster3: Retreat!

MuuToo9 years ago
Sooooo the Eyelander from the TF2 comics essentially.

TheBulletMoBot7 years ago
Killing you, is full time job now.

FattyTheFat9 years ago
Get a backpack that lets you travel to any fictional universe at will and always contains whatever you want or need at all times, done!

Starlo8 months ago
So "Backpack" from Dora then explorer but like, More?

TrevorTheDominator7 years ago
*summons a summoner of any itemS i want whenever i want counting something that can disable telpathy XDDD*

SomethingNotSpecial8 years ago
Hmm... One Word: MONADO.

woomyylast year
i love xenoblafde

The POOP master9 years ago
Yandere people will come to life

Temmie!9 years ago
The Ekko's "time machine" from League of Legends

Sndop7 years ago
Kayn has a talking scythe

JacobGagnon7 years ago
Basicly my girlfriend

elibily_8 years ago
My dick

DEEJAY_TheButtonPresser8 years ago
poo

Flameice2 8 years ago
I have a friend now. Yay. Also, a talking death note other can Alison turn into a sword( hell yeah)

KawaiiKira8 years ago
S, I can have an extremely annoying Death Note....I"d still have it... It sounds lie me.

larkvesp7 years ago
So*
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NovaLDJ9988 years ago
I CANT DECIDE DD:

ShadowMarco8 years ago
i just readed it singing :o

Table_Pepper9 years ago
Tardis

Dragonborn28 years ago
YAAAASSS

midnightopal9 years ago
This is basically the Arrow of Dodona in Trials of Apollo lol

Persassyjackson7 years ago
Or Jack from Magnus chase
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#1179 years ago
who else thought of the gun/shield made from the AI in borderlands 2?

COSMICGENESECT9 years ago
TALKING SWORDS!

Persassyjackson7 years ago
Jack the sword
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ArKade478 years ago
If it"s anything like Sumarbrander(not sure if i spelled that correctly), AKA Jack, I"d take an Infinity Blade.

SINsnipez3 years ago
Bro idc that means I can have my aimbot throwing knife

J3978 years ago
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ABR7 years ago
a 100 dollar bill

TGM Gaming 9 years ago
The infinity bow and arrow!

bhu4 years ago
i can just make it mute

jerrylim8 years ago
SPAWN DONALD TRUMP AND TELL HIM TO FUCK UP SHIT

Luca17157 years ago
I don't care half life 3 can talk AS much AS it want"s

Littlebigbutton50( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)9 years ago
sackboy. it doesnt talk. and is so cute. ILL TAKE IT!

meatloave8 months ago
A ring that grants me wishes as I want them not as I write them

heroesofolympus17388 years ago
So like the arrow from Dodona? And does it have to be bad Shakespearean English?

Joe19967 years ago
Sounds like Jack aka sumerbrander aka the sword of summer. Except he talks out loud , like other people hear him. And I don't think he"s indestructible.

chancers9 years ago
I am use to annoying things.

FlyingPages8 years ago
sounds like sherlock in item form

RandomDude85 years ago
A small robot dude who is annoying but a friend. Can shoot people without kidding them and without me getting arrestet. See no downside

Commissar9 years ago
A holy bolter

andreithepotatoman3 years ago
"Your name is jeff now" "No, i want my name to be peter" "Okay fine your name is peter" "Actually-"

Memo2476 years ago
A keyblade I guess I would free the hearts of the ones I hate plus I can do magic plus its the most powerful weapon fuck everything else

Wtf?!?!?!9 years ago
Oh i love it

AndrewKoz8 years ago
1 quadrillion dollars, legal tender.

XxWolfieGaming1127 years ago
an actual friend.....

KittykatKara1019 years ago
Excalibur.

Wtf_Lulz8 years ago
Warframe the thing he places on your leg

dwarvos274 years ago
Can it be zavala

Nathan_k8 years ago
Go on jack Magnus chase

NordPatoch11 months ago
I'm thinking about a robot RealDoll here...

Fleet_Admiral_Auto8 years ago
Having a tool gun from Gmod would be nice, whether it can talk or not
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