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You have an item of your choice that is completely indestructible and you can summon it or whisk it away whenever you please.
but
The item is sentient and can talk to you telepathically whenever it wants, and is extremely annoying.
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235x0last year
a pearl that gives me inter-universe teleportation.

kittyguylast month
MINECRA-

Hatsune_Miku_Fan9 years ago
Excalibur from soul eater

Aliens314 months ago
Dammit I was going to say that. Well, you win this time...
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Forest_wolflast year
I actually made a character with this exact idea before I saw this so I would be able to just be my character (Oh and just keep it with you, you should eventually get used to it)

Migdin18 years ago
FREE FRIEND THAT ALSO TALKS AND IS ALSO ANNOYING??!?!?!!? OFCOURSE I WANT IT!!!

thisisalongname8 years ago
Im exactly that lmao

AmyWilliams9 years ago
This is literally Magnus Chase and the sword of summer. Jack is so funny.

GreenWolf3 years ago
I SEARCHED EXACTLY THIS COMMENT
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Chiefamp129 years ago
CHoose an item with on off switch...

PlayfulTriceratops9 years ago
Omg yes!

Bountyhunter32337 years ago
Me: welcome to my parlor said the mage to the gangsters Gangster1: gimme your money or die me: neither! Annoying multitool: yeah he is not gonna die u are hehehe SORCERY STAFF MODE!!! Gangster2: Ahh how CUTE me: *blasts them with lasers* gangster3: Retreat!

MuuToo9 years ago
Sooooo the Eyelander from the TF2 comics essentially.

TheBulletMoBot7 years ago
Killing you, is full time job now.

FattyTheFat9 years ago
Get a backpack that lets you travel to any fictional universe at will and always contains whatever you want or need at all times, done!

Starlo8 months ago
So "Backpack" from Dora then explorer but like, More?

TrevorTheDominator7 years ago
*summons a summoner of any itemS i want whenever i want counting something that can disable telpathy XDDD*

SomethingNotSpecial8 years ago
Hmm... One Word: MONADO.

woomyylast year
i love xenoblafde

The POOP master9 years ago
Yandere people will come to life

Temmie!9 years ago
The Ekko's "time machine" from League of Legends

Sndop7 years ago
Kayn has a talking scythe

JacobGagnon7 years ago
Basicly my girlfriend

elibily_8 years ago
My dick

DEEJAY_TheButtonPresser8 years ago
poo

Flameice2 8 years ago
I have a friend now. Yay. Also, a talking death note other can Alison turn into a sword( hell yeah)

KawaiiKira8 years ago
S, I can have an extremely annoying Death Note....I"d still have it... It sounds lie me.

larkvesp7 years ago
So*
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NovaLDJ9988 years ago
I CANT DECIDE DD:

ShadowMarco8 years ago
i just readed it singing :o

Table_Pepper9 years ago
Tardis

Dragonborn28 years ago
YAAAASSS

midnightopal9 years ago
This is basically the Arrow of Dodona in Trials of Apollo lol

Persassyjackson7 years ago
Or Jack from Magnus chase
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#1179 years ago
who else thought of the gun/shield made from the AI in borderlands 2?

COSMICGENESECT9 years ago
TALKING SWORDS!

Persassyjackson7 years ago
Jack the sword
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Starlo8 months ago
High-end Top-quality Super Expensive gaming laptop. It can probably play multiplayer games with me, I don't have to worry about breaking it, and if I'm in trouble, I can throw it at an attacker like Captain America's Shield.

Anick8 years ago
Never be lonely again!

bhu4 years ago
please no

JRal611last year
If its sentient it can die

Someonoobgaming8 years ago
I will summon the mute couch

TheFriendlyGamer5 years ago
Yeeesss, a talking friend. Peeerrrrfect!

Anika9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Captian_Viridian_VVVVVV8 years ago
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Joe19967 years ago
Worth it

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
my shadow armor, which gives me my abilities and guides me. it also sees the future and is programmed to do anything for me.

Titan-x6 years ago
Sex doll

Healstar9 years ago
CoughcoughEXCALIBURcoughcough

varian8 years ago
Just pick a $100 note, pay for whatever you want, walk away, then summon it back to your wallet

Godzillabutsunglasses693 years ago
Infinite money credit card that nevet expires

Flameice2 8 years ago
Come to me tardis

JLGLINK18 years ago
So fi from skyward sword

Habibinnit74 years ago
It said whisk it away.

the117doctor8 years ago
That would be one helluva annoying infinitely spaced flash drive

Dainster7 years ago
Umm Is anyone thinking of Kubo Btw i choose Kattana

Kittycatpaws9 years ago
It's not not a time machine

TheRealLobit4 years ago
Mmmmmm... Isn't that Glitchtrap? (Pls someone get this pls)

ehhh8 years ago
gaming computer so i can rip parts out and put into my own

AssHar7 years ago
Fristmourne but it"s annoying. Bet I can be even more annoying back.

BoBoX9 years ago
Why anoying and not mind controlling?, mkes more sence...

RYEPAK82659last year
i dont have any good friends,or my best friend,so i perfer want to have something what can chat with me

Diety8 years ago
Yes I would have conversations with it all the time

Feralstar7 years ago
Are Pokémon considered items, and can I have an Eevee.

Fsn_last year
just like me,so I will press the button
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