Will You Press The Button?

Hatsune_Miku_Fan 10 years ago

Excalibur from soul eater

Aliens31 2 years ago

Dammit I was going to say that. Well, you win this time...

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Migdin1 9 years ago

FREE FRIEND THAT ALSO TALKS AND IS ALSO ANNOYING??!?!?!!? OFCOURSE I WANT IT!!!

thisisalongname 9 years ago

Im exactly that lmao

235x0 3 years ago

a pearl that gives me inter-universe teleportation.

kittyguy 2 years ago

MINECRA-

AmyWilliams 10 years ago

This is literally Magnus Chase and the sword of summer. Jack is so funny.

GreenWolf 4 years ago

I SEARCHED EXACTLY THIS COMMENT

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Forest_wolf 2 years ago

I actually made a character with this exact idea before I saw this so I would be able to just be my character (Oh and just keep it with you, you should eventually get used to it)

Chiefamp12 10 years ago

CHoose an item with on off switch...

PlayfulTriceratops 10 years ago

Omg yes!

Bountyhunter3233 8 years ago

Me: welcome to my parlor said the mage to the gangsters Gangster1: gimme your money or die me: neither! Annoying multitool: yeah he is not gonna die u are hehehe SORCERY STAFF MODE!!! Gangster2: Ahh how CUTE me: *blasts them with lasers* gangster3: Retreat!

MuuToo 10 years ago

Sooooo the Eyelander from the TF2 comics essentially.

TheBulletMoBot 8 years ago

Killing you, is full time job now.

FattyTheFat 10 years ago

Get a backpack that lets you travel to any fictional universe at will and always contains whatever you want or need at all times, done!

Starlo 2 years ago

So "Backpack" from Dora then explorer but like, More?

TrevorTheDominator 9 years ago

*summons a summoner of any itemS i want whenever i want counting something that can disable telpathy XDDD*

SomethingNotSpecial 9 years ago

Hmm... One Word: MONADO.

woomyy 2 years ago

i love xenoblafde

The POOP master 10 years ago

Yandere people will come to life

Temmie! 10 years ago

The Ekko's "time machine" from League of Legends

Sndop 9 years ago

Kayn has a talking scythe

JacobGagnon 8 years ago

Basicly my girlfriend

elibily_ 10 years ago

My dick

DEEJAY_TheButtonPresser 10 years ago

poo

Flameice2 10 years ago

I have a friend now. Yay. Also, a talking death note other can Alison turn into a sword( hell yeah)

KawaiiKira 10 years ago

S, I can have an extremely annoying Death Note....I"d still have it... It sounds lie me.

larkvesp 9 years ago

So*

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NovaLDJ998 10 years ago

I CANT DECIDE DD:

ShadowMarco 10 years ago

i just readed it singing :o

Table_Pepper 10 years ago

Tardis

Dragonborn2 10 years ago

YAAAASSS

midnightopal 10 years ago

This is basically the Arrow of Dodona in Trials of Apollo lol

Persassyjackson 9 years ago

Or Jack from Magnus chase

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#117 10 years ago

who else thought of the gun/shield made from the AI in borderlands 2?

COSMICGENESECT 10 years ago

TALKING SWORDS!

Persassyjackson 9 years ago

Jack the sword

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TheRealLobit 6 years ago

Mmmmmm... Isn't that Glitchtrap? (Pls someone get this pls)

ehhh 10 years ago

gaming computer so i can rip parts out and put into my own

AssHar 9 years ago

Fristmourne but it"s annoying. Bet I can be even more annoying back.

BoBoX 10 years ago

Why anoying and not mind controlling?, mkes more sence...

RYEPAK82659 2 years ago

i dont have any good friends,or my best friend,so i perfer want to have something what can chat with me

Diety 9 years ago

Yes I would have conversations with it all the time

Feralstar 9 years ago

Are Pokémon considered items, and can I have an Eevee.

Fsn_ 3 years ago

just like me,so I will press the button

ChaosHuntsman 9 years ago

If I can choose the item, then no loss.

Sir_Anthony 7 years ago

The skeleton key. Open everything.

ArKade47 9 years ago

If it"s anything like Sumarbrander(not sure if i spelled that correctly), AKA Jack, I"d take an Infinity Blade.

SINsnipez 5 years ago

Bro idc that means I can have my aimbot throwing knife

J397 10 years ago

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ABR 8 years ago

a 100 dollar bill

TGM Gaming 10 years ago

The infinity bow and arrow!

bhu 5 years ago

i can just make it mute

jerrylim 10 years ago

SPAWN DONALD TRUMP AND TELL HIM TO FUCK UP SHIT

Luca1715 8 years ago

I don't care half life 3 can talk AS much AS it want"s

Littlebigbutton50( Í¡&deg; ÍœÊ– Í¡&deg;) 10 years ago

sackboy. it doesnt talk. and is so cute. ILL TAKE IT!

meatloave 2 years ago

A ring that grants me wishes as I want them not as I write them

heroesofolympus1738 9 years ago

So like the arrow from Dodona? And does it have to be bad Shakespearean English?

Joe1996 9 years ago

Sounds like Jack aka sumerbrander aka the sword of summer. Except he talks out loud , like other people hear him. And I don't think he"s indestructible.

chancers 10 years ago

I am use to annoying things.

FlyingPages 9 years ago

sounds like sherlock in item form

RandomDude8 6 years ago

A small robot dude who is annoying but a friend. Can shoot people without kidding them and without me getting arrestet. See no downside

Commissar 10 years ago

A holy bolter

andreithepotatoman 4 years ago

"Your name is jeff now" "No, i want my name to be peter" "Okay fine your name is peter" "Actually-"

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