Will You Press The Button?

youpressthebuttonbutthebuttonpressesyou 11 years ago

YOU CONTROL THE UNIVERSE BUT THE UNIVERSE CONTROLS YOU

Animus_RainWing_SandWing_Hybrid 9 years ago

Kittenlover101, I love ur profile pic!

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Pika Girl 11 years ago

I told you people, I don't want to rule the earth I want to be a Pokemon trainer!

xDarkDiamond99 10 years ago

,agreed I wish Pokémon was real

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Ishshxhsjajhs 4 years ago

Omg this is hard ...

LolbitTheFunnyFox 5 years ago

i, am the only winner here

Nicolas2004GE 9 years ago

I control universe I give myself back the abylity to fuck lol

Darth Revan 11 years ago

Fuck power

Sir. Snarlington 11 years ago

One word........MASTURBATION

AresTheGodOfWar 10 years ago

wow 69% of peeps want sex

Brady_the_hybrid 6 years ago

Wow, the percent of people who wont give up sex equals the sex number, what a bloody couincidence

Chickystar123 9 years ago

You have no penis or vigina that is why?

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

I"d LOVE to oress this button

Rosemint 10 years ago

ASEXUAL CACKLING

Red Fox 11 years ago

Naw, I'll press that, then simply change the button's effect.

XxhawkeyexX720 11 years ago

If you control the universe then why can't you control them to have sex with you?

Littlebigbutton50( Í¡&deg; ÍœÊ– Í¡&deg;) 10 years ago

the masters of the universe cant go without sex

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DazeryGearstick 11 years ago

I don't want control of anything

youpressthebuttonbutthebuttonpressesyou 11 years ago

but do you control it or does it control you

Otaku Alex 13 years ago

The upside allows me to cancel out the downside since I can control EVERYTHING. This means that I can get myself everything I would need for sex, though love can't be forced that way.

clever304 9 years ago

maurcuitos deserves more likes.

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TerribleHistory 9 years ago

Example: Infinite

John Woolley 13 years ago

The 'but' basically applies to me anyway.

BloodyBladeY 10 years ago

*nerds pressing the button*

I'llDieSomeDay 11 years ago

The universe will perish if stupid fools like you rule over it.

StalkerSty 11 years ago

fuck love i want power!!

Piratewaffle43 11 years ago

I would use my omnipotence to acquire the love and sex. This is riddled with fallacy :/

Itsmehomie 9 years ago

I am the universe and no one will ever love me I already live this

FoxtrotLegend26 6 years ago

Ima god now boi I can make it to where I can feel love

infernix 11 years ago

That's a hard question

Dickpunch &lt;3 11 years ago

Doctor Manhattan ;)

The_Last_Nigel 10 years ago

Just use your control to make a substitue for love

AGENTX7072 11 years ago

Porrrrrrrn for life fuck ruling give me porn

SemiIsback 8 years ago

I want to control uranus XD

Toxicitor 12 years ago

You are not infinitely powerful, a button cannot change itself.

chronicallypessimistic 2 years ago

But I'm aroace...what am I supposed to do know??

SamuelSherry 9 years ago

never said anything about using your powers to remove the consequence

Magickat 10 years ago

this is.. oddly disturbing.. ;-;

Billgates420 11 years ago

Just get the ability to love.

FireKing2601 11 years ago

I watch porn bitches

Caribou 5 years ago

I feel like these become God questions assume you won't figure out a loophole even with omniscience and omnipotence. if nothing else, you will come up with some way to sublimate your sexual energy. Ask Sigmund Freud.

Joboloco 11 years ago

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oceanwaterpug27 7 years ago

If I control the universe I can delete the downside

Kiari 11 years ago

Asexual/aromantic people: downside??

Techno_Guy55 11 years ago

that sort of power should not be down to one man/woman it should be a series of aliens with a court of universal establishment

JustinSpencer 9 years ago

NO SEX?!

Magical 10 years ago

*undertale mind comes in* Love? I dont want L.O.V.E (LV) But i want love. So its fine.

ZachariahReeves 9 years ago

Why control the universe if that is not posible

AntluntiumHarry 10 years ago

I Want Luv In Ma Lyfe

BeggarOfPardons 4 years ago

I see no downside

imakeonecomment 11 years ago

i fucking dont want sex

Zacattac 11 years ago

make it so you don't crave it T_T

Der_Chrisi 6 years ago

Guys why do i need sex or love when we have anime?

Crafter26 11 years ago

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VanceHefner 8 years ago

I"d just cut my balls off so id have no sexual stimulation.

Grumpynyan 11 years ago

I plan on no sex until marriage and not getting married ever so I really don't see a downside

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