Will You Press The Button?

youpressthebuttonbutthebuttonpressesyou 11 years ago

YOU CONTROL THE UNIVERSE BUT THE UNIVERSE CONTROLS YOU

Animus_RainWing_SandWing_Hybrid 9 years ago

Kittenlover101, I love ur profile pic!

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Pika Girl 11 years ago

I told you people, I don't want to rule the earth I want to be a Pokemon trainer!

xDarkDiamond99 10 years ago

,agreed I wish Pokémon was real

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Ishshxhsjajhs 4 years ago

Omg this is hard ...

LolbitTheFunnyFox 5 years ago

i, am the only winner here

Nicolas2004GE 9 years ago

I control universe I give myself back the abylity to fuck lol

Darth Revan 11 years ago

Fuck power

Sir. Snarlington 11 years ago

One word........MASTURBATION

AresTheGodOfWar 10 years ago

wow 69% of peeps want sex

Brady_the_hybrid 6 years ago

Wow, the percent of people who wont give up sex equals the sex number, what a bloody couincidence

Chickystar123 9 years ago

You have no penis or vigina that is why?

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

I"d LOVE to oress this button

Rosemint 10 years ago

ASEXUAL CACKLING

Red Fox 11 years ago

Naw, I'll press that, then simply change the button's effect.

XxhawkeyexX720 11 years ago

If you control the universe then why can't you control them to have sex with you?

Littlebigbutton50( Í¡&deg; ÍœÊ– Í¡&deg;) 10 years ago

the masters of the universe cant go without sex

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DazeryGearstick 11 years ago

I don't want control of anything

youpressthebuttonbutthebuttonpressesyou 11 years ago

but do you control it or does it control you

Otaku Alex 13 years ago

The upside allows me to cancel out the downside since I can control EVERYTHING. This means that I can get myself everything I would need for sex, though love can't be forced that way.

clever304 9 years ago

maurcuitos deserves more likes.

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sinistercode 2 years ago

I'm agree

Do_I_smell_snf_snf 11 years ago

if you can controll the universe you can just change your no sex law

Icaru5 9 years ago

I use my powers to pair the entire human population up with their perfect partners and ensure that their relationships go flawlessly. There is nothing that makes me more deserving of love than the rest of the human race.

Hannah Rashefa Gultom 13 years ago

Madoka?

Dixon247 10 years ago

Not worth it

MrLoomis42 11 years ago

It's not worth it.

EmilBorkPetersen 9 years ago

NOOOOOooooo!!!!!!

POSITIVE SOAP 11 years ago

Too Overpowered

SinisterF 4 years ago

i like kid"s shows so whatever, N E X T

artisticMess 10 years ago

Jade Harley made this.

X_JustBeingMe_X 11 years ago

So i'm Regina? HENRYYYYY <3

VivodeL 6 years ago

Technically you wouldn't need those things, because you are an immortal and all powerful being, but I would suffer because of the philosohical downside of this.

Maquenator 11 years ago

Now i get why God is an asshole

HalfobsidionYT 11 years ago

make people want to have ME!

Lunapotter456 9 years ago

Wait if you control the universe the power could go into healing the Earth and putting the rest into stopping global warming then the power is gone and used well and now you can experience love...

yourfavouritebaguette 9 years ago

or you can smite everyone who has ever done you wrong

Kill4money213 12 years ago

Theres people that do that downside all the time. Monks, priests, nuns, etc. and they don't get superpowers when they do it so if they can, why not me?

Lolidol god 10 years ago

Control the univers to let you have sex

Zletro 9 years ago

Porn exists for a reason, also "a infinitely"

Steppy 3 years ago

Jokes on you I can’t pull anyway

killerman 11 years ago

What the fuck is the point

GoldenLock 5 years ago

PLATONIC MARRAGE BI*CHES

The_Melodious 11 years ago

this is an stupid decision, sex is the reproduction of an species, human can feel happiness during this action but if you are god you could make this type of cells so you will feel the same or just duplicate yourself :v

AlexWilmot 9 years ago

If I'm infinitely powerful, doesn't that mean I can just WISH for sex?

nachure1 8 years ago

Ha ha ha! Lies, I don't wanna sex-partner or love! This is a Dream.

nerfman300 11 years ago

If I control the universe, I control this question. BYE BYE DOWNSIDE

Kittenlover101 10 years ago

OMG LOOPHOLE!!! USE INSPECT TO CHANGE DIWNSIDE!!!

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

Actually, I have no life, so I will.

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Michael Demiurgos 10 years ago

Sooo basically the God of the covenant

niko123 6 months ago

i live for sex

Alkeniw 11 years ago

Loophole: I'm asexual, so fuck the downside

Marshmallow Dude Army 11 years ago

Same *high five*

FeatherVulpes 9 years ago

So, bill cipher? (I really ship billdip)

Elliott Buclaw 13 years ago

Flaw, surely if you're an infinitely powerful being, who can control the entire universe, surely you can make it so people will love you and have sex with you... Cm'on... I mean seriously, it doesn't take a genius to figure out this overly obvious loophole...

verbal-from-devil-may-cry 4 years ago

reject horni, embrace motivation, embrace infinite power

shadepenguin 9 years ago

You could be a god that watches a pornhub :3

POSITIVE SOAP 11 years ago

Too Overpowered

Willanoyu 10 years ago

Make tiny people walk all over you1

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