You are granted one wish of anything in the world you want and are granted magical powers to fight evil witches through a contract with an alien who is trying to save the universe
but
Your soul is placed in a physical container you have to carry around for the rest of your life and if it gets too tainted you will die and your soul turns into an evil witch as well and you will be stuck in despair forever.
I will not


kyuubey9 years ago
contract ? 人◕‿‿◕人

jkmc12058 years ago
Step one: wish for unlimited wishes. Step two: wish for your soul back. Step three: ?????? Step four: PROFIT!

Susbaggerlast year
EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP
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HomuraAkemi9 years ago
GOD DAMN IT KYUBEY

Shadow Kitten8 years ago
your profile picture is even from the anime

oOBlakeOo8 years ago
This is Madoka Magica in a nut shell

VelocityRaptor289 years ago
i FEEL like this is genuinly refrencing something but WHAT?

-----------8 years ago
Madoka magica watch it on netflux
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Grace Horaski12 years ago
KYUBEY, GET OFF THE COMPUTER

Xyphr_9 years ago
Kyuubey ain't stealing my SOUL

hoovile7 years ago
what soul?

Nevarmoore8 years ago
FUCK YOU Kyūbey!!!!!!

blacksatin6669 years ago
i loved this anime

potatobutt9 years ago
THIS IS FUCKED UP LIKE WTF

Sans fan499 years ago
I know it is fucked up!
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Marcy Frkshow12 years ago
How many people got this was Madoka Magica?

oOBlakeOo8 years ago
Quite true
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Pickel_Rick8 years ago
I'll wish for infinite wishes and one of the wishes will be that none of that downside things will happen

MasterN7 years ago
Kyubey: “That’s not how it works you little shit”
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Simran Dusanjh12 years ago
This reminds me of Frank Zhang and how he had to carry a piece of tinder around with him his entire life

QNightwatcher4 years ago
same here lol
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One-Sixty8 years ago
Who paid you to write this

Raptorwolf38 years ago
I feel like this is a reference to something

Omxi9 years ago
Madoka magic much?

Killwithstyle9 years ago
Who cares. Im a huntsman from rwby now.

CheeseNigs9 years ago
I swallow my soul back in

schalla_529 years ago
Sounds like a fucking 7 year old who made this!!!

-----------8 years ago
It"s puella magi madoka magica in a nutchell7
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Ambertails9 years ago
they literally stole every word of that from madoka magica

NeroAngeloM7 years ago
Kewl! Pushes uber butten.

Justin Pasha9 years ago
I Granted One Wish That Superman Has Unable To Get Killed By Kryptonite

AlphaWord8 years ago
Im so confused

DragonLover6311 years ago
you mean magika?

Marshadow7 years ago
Make the container out of something indestructible

TheTrueBlueSonicFan9 years ago
My wish will remove the downsides

Mek1018 years ago
So... basically Mahou Suono Madoka Magika.

Josh Carbine12 years ago
build something attached to me to hold my soul and use magic for good so no soul tainting

theguytho12 months ago
The one wish thing turned this canon event into a Dungeons and Dragons campaign

ThatSingleGamer9 years ago
First of all, Infinite wishes of equal strength, then for my soul to never taint, then wish this universe was universe 7 from Dragon Ball Z, then become Vegeta (Good Guy Vegeta at End of Z - Super) but retain my memories, then make every ill person well, t...[Show full comment]

ThatSingleGamer9 years ago
And also make my soul the size of 1 sub-atomic particle forever hidden inside my body

Party_Craig9 years ago
Couldn't I just wish for my soul to be back inside my physical body

Jed Lee12 years ago
QB...

lost-in-coma4 years ago
WHO WROTE THIS LMAO /pos

ninjaboy9 years ago
meh, wish to do anything and put your soul back in your body

Theguywhosaidno8 years ago
what force is tainting my soul and how do I prevent it from getting tainted

MasterN7 years ago
Your own despair. You can temporarily stop the corruption by killing witches and getting thier Grief Seeds (thier corrupted souls), but eventually you will become a witch if you don’t die first.

Hih9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Nico_di_Angelo7 years ago
Reminds me kinda of Frank from HoO

AmazingAdomee9 years ago
This question is so so so so so so so so so so so long long long long long long long long that I'm I'm I'm surprised surprised I I I I read read read the whole thing.

Foxmaster888 years ago
Dude, docter who. He must be a big fan.

SwampyMaster10 years ago
I would wish that my soul will never ever get tainted.

-----------8 years ago
WTF MADOKA MAGICA KYUBEY GO FÙCK URSELF OFFLINE AND STOP well I got an idea get the powers and do nothing 🖕 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕👌🖕🖕 KYUBEY live with me AND GET TORTURED

Carolyna Rayne Willis12 years ago
umm so i get to be a witch!!!!????? NO DOWNSIDE!!

PrincessMangleLOL9 years ago
hell no!!!

Nano_Driller7 years ago
Am I the only one who did not get this?

_jacobpeaceful_9 years ago
This is silly

VertexVelox2 years ago
is this the plot to someones wattpad story?

Moltreeeeek9 years ago
Get to carry my soul in a lunchbox, sickage.

GamerlolChatter9 years ago
ill glue it to my chest

Haaaru8 years ago
Yes despair that's nice

Katie Craig12 years ago
What if I don't have a soul.
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