You are granted one wish of anything in the world you want and are granted magical powers to fight evil witches through a contract with an alien who is trying to save the universe
but
Your soul is placed in a physical container you have to carry around for the rest of your life and if it gets too tainted you will die and your soul turns into an evil witch as well and you will be stuck in despair forever.
I will not


kyuubey9 years ago
contract ? 人◕‿‿◕人

jkmc12058 years ago
Step one: wish for unlimited wishes. Step two: wish for your soul back. Step three: ?????? Step four: PROFIT!

Susbaggerlast year
EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP
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HomuraAkemi9 years ago
GOD DAMN IT KYUBEY

Shadow Kitten9 years ago
your profile picture is even from the anime

oOBlakeOo8 years ago
This is Madoka Magica in a nut shell

VelocityRaptor289 years ago
i FEEL like this is genuinly refrencing something but WHAT?

-----------8 years ago
Madoka magica watch it on netflux
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Grace Horaski12 years ago
KYUBEY, GET OFF THE COMPUTER

Xyphr_10 years ago
Kyuubey ain't stealing my SOUL

hoovile7 years ago
what soul?

Nevarmoore8 years ago
FUCK YOU Kyūbey!!!!!!

Omxi9 years ago
Madoka magic much?

blacksatin6669 years ago
i loved this anime

Marcy Frkshow12 years ago
How many people got this was Madoka Magica?

oOBlakeOo8 years ago
Quite true
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potatobutt9 years ago
THIS IS FUCKED UP LIKE WTF

Sans fan499 years ago
I know it is fucked up!
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Pickel_Rick8 years ago
I'll wish for infinite wishes and one of the wishes will be that none of that downside things will happen

MasterN8 years ago
Kyubey: “That’s not how it works you little shit”
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Simran Dusanjh12 years ago
This reminds me of Frank Zhang and how he had to carry a piece of tinder around with him his entire life

QNightwatcher4 years ago
same here lol
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One-Sixty8 years ago
Who paid you to write this

Raptorwolf38 years ago
I feel like this is a reference to something

MrStartistic13158 years ago
Madoka Magica

Killwithstyle9 years ago
Who cares. Im a huntsman from rwby now.

CheeseNigs9 years ago
I swallow my soul back in

schalla_529 years ago
Sounds like a fucking 7 year old who made this!!!

-----------8 years ago
It"s puella magi madoka magica in a nutchell7
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HannahDottier8 years ago
I would just make the container super small so it fits in my pocket or in my hand

The shniz10 years ago
What the hell?

The Game Geek9 years ago
Wish to have infinite wishes and then wish to have your soul in your body

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago
You obviously pressed the button that allows you to read people's minds...

Noaple6 years ago
Can I still eat sushi?

oldnotweak9 years ago
its like you are following me around or something...

Greengasblaster9 years ago
How big is it

NotAGoldenGamer7 years ago
Pulls Magi Madoka Magica! (Deppresion afterwards)

TacoLacoDacoPaco9 years ago
kyubey gtfo

AlphaWord8 years ago
Frank Zhang

Castiel Winchester11 years ago
What if I'm Sam Winchester in season 6 bitches

ZeldaXemerius7 years ago
I am a ginger... I have no soul. Sounds like a good deal.

Team_Minecraft_4_life10 years ago
nnnnnnooooooooo.......

Jacksepticeyeisawesome8 years ago
Shit is what I have

Basil Othman12 years ago
Wish for unlimited wishes and then wish for your soul back

NordPatoch12 months ago
Let's say you cannot go against the but part, then I wish to be able to put anything I want in and out of a personal "poket dimention" Set my soul there. Safe.

BlazingBlaziken9 years ago
I sense a reference here but I cant figure out what it is.

Chazee9 years ago
MOR WISHES LOOLOLL

Yanna Di Ronco12 years ago
Puella Magi Madoka Magica much?

Toothbat3 years ago
Just wish for anything you ever wish for to come true then wish for your soul to always be safe no matter what

the slayer9 years ago
Just wish that your soul does not get tained

Timelypat8 years ago
Holy shit that acid hit hard didn't it?

Little_Miss_Bad_Choice10 years ago
Magical powers = heal tf outta mai soul Man wtf these questions have so many loopholes

that1randomkidd7 years ago
wow kyubey just wow you are trying to get everyone aren't you

mackereal9 years ago
I wish for the physical container that contains my soul to never harmed/tainted in any way.

egorm1510 years ago
i would wish for unlimited wishes, the not to get my soul placed in a box

sonicj019 years ago
wish for infinite wishes and use one to make the downside not exist

aichi8 years ago
I know what this is from. I know what I would be getting myself into. But still, even if I can help only a few poeple, I pressed the button.

Mady Griffin12 years ago
with an alien who is trying to save the universe eh...? did they mean... THE DOCTOR?

Ilikevideogamesandanime9 years ago
MADOKA MAGICA!

Corwasphereder7 years ago
too long
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