Will You Press The Button?

stopreadingthis7 years ago

no downsides kids are annoying and i dun wanna be pregnant

Kreyks7 years ago

So I can have Tom Hiddleston and don't have to push a baby out of my vagina? I don't see why the hell I wouldn't push that button

NHLic9 years ago

Jokes on you, I'm fucking gay you fucktard.

Matthew Tyson12 years ago

All of these have NO Downsides

420_360_697 years ago

condoms exist for a reason

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gabbo verde 9 years ago

I don't have to buy condoms :)

ShadowBrh9 years ago

So um...... There's a thing called "Adopting". I know, it's a big girl and boy word, but you'll learn soon enough. Wait a minute.... *Face lights up like it's Christmas* OH MY GOD! I'LL BE ABLE TO MARRY JEFF THE KILLER!!!! *Squeals* YAY! Who gives a crap i...[Show full comment]

Brady_the_hybrid4 years ago

(Edit to the comment to gooseboi, realised that he wasnt taliking bout me, so nevermind the commnet)

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Meggie Chapman12 years ago

*Nearby lesbian laughing*

probium4 years ago

*laughs in pansexual*

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Racheljj7 years ago

but how about Gays

AttackOnDeathNote8 years ago

Jokes on you, I can adopt

Trevorcu8 years ago

Adoption?

MIDAS9 years ago

DREAM COME TRUE

Cat22keke9 years ago

This is the perfect life

Ray_Pokemon9 years ago

don't want children. WIN

Mi nombre no importa 9 years ago

This isn't the person of my dreams

Tazzy Puppy10 years ago

Adoption

PinkWiard8 years ago

#Loophole

Sara Mize12 years ago

I could always adopt, which is something I've always considered anyways.

Silver Wolf 1089 years ago

Well, with children, there are two ways to define "Have" 1) To legally own, take care of, and nurse a child. 2) To give birth to a child, spouse giving birth, ect. It really wasn't clear on which have, but I think it was the second. But no one will really ...[Show full comment]

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Liam Hoe12 years ago

Sounds like the perfect life

Rhianna Ramshaw12 years ago

All I see is a win--win

Jeffrey Huang12 years ago

no downside have sex forever

Devon L. Collingwood-Lee12 years ago

"Up."

shipqueen287 years ago

*quiet asexual laughing*

Sesna9 years ago

*Asexual laughter*

lizabean8 years ago

to the theme of Chicago: a dooop tiooon, a dooop tioon

Brady_the_hybrid4 years ago

Aro Ace no effect

Superduperbooperdooper9 years ago

I don't like children and don't intend on having any

Anotherpieceoftrash10 years ago

I'll just adopt since we couldn't do it biologically.....

VitaB11 days ago

两个好处都给我了，坏处呢？

SkylerKnight8 years ago

No downside!

Horny Preteen9 years ago

WIN WIN

BatataZord6 years ago

wheres the downside?

Octavia McDougall9 years ago

Win Win I'm a lesbian

lino10 years ago

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Suga8 years ago

I want childrens

Thecatofnightmares9 years ago

i don't want them

PartyGamer9317 years ago

I hate kids

Kyluxury9 years ago

Not bad

Ethan Rutherford12 years ago

Although I want kids, I'd be fine with the love of my LIFE. Which means however long I live, I'll be happy ad the first day I saw her. No need for more things to love.