Will You Press The Button?

Xx_BlackLight_xX 11 years ago

So apparently people can die of not knowing they have cancer, instead of dying from the cancer itself.

verystoned 10 years ago

Lol, nice one. I think they meant you die with cancer, without realizing you had it in the first place. If you did realize you would've cured it. So not realizing you have it would've been your downfall, so yes. Cancer & you not knowing are your killers.

dagamer4456 10 years ago

IM GONNA HAVE TOO TAKE 1 FOR THE HUMAN RACE

Kittenlover101 8 years ago

For one thing, I could hardly understand that.

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Jess Burks 13 years ago

If it means that nobody else has to suffer ever again, I'll take one for the team.

catzrkool2 3 years ago

our hero is not superman its jess burkes

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TEMMIECHAT 10 years ago

Tem takes one for the team

Johnytoucan 10 years ago

Haha im not dieing today

Mewtwo 11 years ago

You mean, die for worthless humans? No thank you.

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

Yeah! Like, as a cat, we own humans, who cares if millions die every day from cancer?

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XRaider_UHC 11 years ago

I will press it because someone else will press that button that revives people and I'll be alive again. GG

kronos 9 years ago

No i dont care about others so

Antoine Scliffet 13 years ago

You better give me a nice statue bitches

Kirito20 9 years ago

Yeah lol

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cool chick ðŸ‘° 10 years ago

If it means saving lives i'll take it

Brander 11 years ago

Lol, Paradox detecrted "But you die from not knowing you have cancer" That very statement makes me know that I will have cancer. Wheres the downside? #GETREKT

Migdin1 9 years ago

That is what i tought, but then it could be that you forget about the cancer because of the button....

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LordDoge 8 years ago

It tells you you’ll die from cancer, better go to the doctor now...

WeAllKnowSupermanSucks 8 years ago

Nope

AccountName65 9 years ago

You cure Cancer, just give the cure to Everyone In Case they get it.(Including you.) #ObviousLoophole

JelloMello 9 years ago

Give me a giant statue and name an ocean or animal after me

Icode1 10 years ago

but if you cure it and you suffer the simtums wouldn't u just cure it out of paranoia ... i would

Eggman 10 years ago

I knew all those eggs would get to me one day.

xXAnonymousLegionXx 10 years ago

If you have cancer YOU don't know what you have, but the people that DO can help cure you with the cure YOU made.

TheSenpaiZach42 10 years ago

Regular Check Up???

Marcela387 10 years ago

You guys are already secerfise your self so I don't have to :D

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

I also think like that.

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FinelCake 10 years ago

This is cancer.

Petalmoon 10 years ago

Thats so ironic

Melony Sakura 10 years ago

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Migdin1 9 years ago

Cancer cancer CANCER canCER!!!

TheClownPrinceofCrime(TheJoker) 10 years ago

Why Would i sacrifice myself for the human race? I'm The Joker! I don't care if anybody dies! I just laugh at their corpse as it lays there then Hahahahaha.

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE.

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Deathstroke8739 11 years ago

Oh the irony

Nicholas DiGirolamo 13 years ago

I pressed it because with Cancer gone, they would have more time to focus on more things like time travel and they could go back in time and save me. Thus, will all the fame now, 100% profit and lives saved.

Personwithagun 4 years ago

Do you understand how the space time continuum works

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DINGLYDONG 7 years ago

Wait wouldn't I just cure my own cancer?

SpickSpackSpock 9 years ago

My name recently died of cancer, so yes, I would ♋

xandersweet 11 years ago

I'd rather cure diabetes.

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verystoned 10 years ago

Grammar/Spelling police patrol has located an offender. Do you realize you've spelt 'opposite' 'oppisite'. Lol.

Radical_Mandos 10 years ago

get money, die young

Tom Bombadil 12 years ago

But if I pressed the button, I would know I have cancer. Paradox.

Lunapotter456 9 years ago

#nahI'llleavetoafriend

Altair 11 years ago

Well this is not my ideal death. Unless…yea it could work out in my favor.

Liswag Hipstner 13 years ago

lol I am immortal beaches :D

TeaVee 2 years ago

Jokes on you the cancer cure is death.

dodgery 11 years ago

IIIIIIIrRRRRRPOOOOOOONNNNNNNYYYY

NeonBlast 9 years ago

Sacrifices must be made!

Jbear50 11 years ago

so 9700 people are selfish basterds

Brendan K 10 years ago

FOR THE WORLD!

Catishcat 9 years ago

But I won't forget I pressed this button. So I DO now, that I'll die because of cancer. Soooo...

PalmTree 11 years ago

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Utkudakid 10 years ago

I basically have unlimited healing powers from a button.So i can just heal the people that deserve to live.Or just be a jerk and save them at the last moment.

Cameron Ramsay 13 years ago

Another epidemic would just take its place. The world is constantly trying to kill us.

Brady_the_hybrid 6 years ago

Didn't press, but it saying you will die of cancer without realising it lets you know you will get it, letting you cure yourself, aka saying the downside negated the downside