60615 (65%) 32604 (35%)
60615 (65%) people have pressed this button, while 32604 (35%) did not.
You cure cancer
but
But die from not knowing you have cancer
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Xx_BlackLight_xX9 years ago
So apparently people can die of not knowing they have cancer, instead of dying from the cancer itself.

verystoned9 years ago
Lol, nice one. I think they meant you die with cancer, without realizing you had it in the first place. If you did realize you would've cured it. So not realizing you have it would've been your downfall, so yes. Cancer & you not knowing are your killers.

dagamer44569 years ago
IM GONNA HAVE TOO TAKE 1 FOR THE HUMAN RACE

Kittenlover1017 years ago
For one thing, I could hardly understand that.
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TEMMIECHAT8 years ago
Tem takes one for the team

Jess Burks12 years ago
If it means that nobody else has to suffer ever again, I'll take one for the team.

catzrkool22 years ago
our hero is not superman its jess burkes
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Johnytoucan8 years ago
Haha im not dieing today

Mewtwo9 years ago
You mean, die for worthless humans? No thank you.

Kittenlover1017 years ago
Yeah! Like, as a cat, we own humans, who cares if millions die every day from cancer?
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XRaider_UHC 9 years ago
I will press it because someone else will press that button that revives people and I'll be alive again. GG

kronos8 years ago
No i dont care about others so

cool chick 👰 9 years ago
If it means saving lives i'll take it

Brander9 years ago
Lol, Paradox detecrted "But you die from not knowing you have cancer" That very statement makes me know that I will have cancer. Wheres the downside? #GETREKT

Migdin18 years ago
That is what i tought, but then it could be that you forget about the cancer because of the button....
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LordDoge7 years ago
It tells you you’ll die from cancer, better go to the doctor now...

WeAllKnowSupermanSucks7 years ago
Nope

Antoine Scliffet12 years ago
You better give me a nice statue bitches

Kirito207 years ago
Yeah lol
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AccountName657 years ago
You cure Cancer, just give the cure to Everyone In Case they get it.(Including you.) #ObviousLoophole

JelloMello8 years ago
Give me a giant statue and name an ocean or animal after me

Icode18 years ago
but if you cure it and you suffer the simtums wouldn't u just cure it out of paranoia ... i would

Eggman8 years ago
I knew all those eggs would get to me one day.

xXAnonymousLegionXx8 years ago
If you have cancer YOU don't know what you have, but the people that DO can help cure you with the cure YOU made.

TheSenpaiZach428 years ago
Regular Check Up???

Marcela3878 years ago
You guys are already secerfise your self so I don't have to :D

Kittenlover1017 years ago
I also think like that.
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FinelCake8 years ago
This is cancer.

Petalmoon8 years ago
Thats so ironic

Melony Sakura9 years ago
Cute and teach people how to cure cancer die from cancer and nobody will die from cancer ever again did I say cancer to much I think I said cancer to much I feel like I said cancer to much -five hours later of saying cancer and creating a language- cancer ...[Show full comment]

Migdin18 years ago
Cancer cancer CANCER canCER!!!

TheClownPrinceofCrime(TheJoker)9 years ago
Why Would i sacrifice myself for the human race? I'm The Joker! I don't care if anybody dies! I just laugh at their corpse as it lays there then Hahahahaha.

Kittenlover1017 years ago
I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE.
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Deathstroke87399 years ago
Oh the irony

Nicholas DiGirolamo12 years ago
I pressed it because with Cancer gone, they would have more time to focus on more things like time travel and they could go back in time and save me. Thus, will all the fame now, 100% profit and lives saved.

Personwithagun2 years ago
Do you understand how the space time continuum works
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CometRBLX7 years ago
They say you can die and it still being worth it. (bc u helped others)

fbmonsterboy9 years ago
lets save the world!

HyperSeymour8 years ago
No downside at all.

Elana Clare Smith12 years ago
PARADOX!!!!!!!!!!! I WOULD KNOW

stink179 years ago
well ive pressed the button and ive read the terms and if my body itself cures cancer than doesnt that itself make me immune and if its genetic i can pass it on to later generations to where scientists can isolate the gene and spread it to people and since...[Show full comment]

Migdin18 years ago
Nope, you create a cure for cancer, you dont become immune....

Free for all9 years ago
If I cure it there is none left over for me to have haha

Joseph Camacho12 years ago
I pressed the button cuz it sounded funny. But yeah, curing cancer.

Sarufuoy3 years ago
I Can Sacrifice My Life For Others And Give The Cure Of Cancer To A Doctor SO Even If I Die I Get The Cure Lives Forever

milo9 years ago
Give yourself the cure anyway just in case then you wont die

BranHam9 years ago
So kill myself for millions of people *creates cancer cure then picks up gun and shoots himself*

DINGLYDONG6 years ago
Wait wouldn't I just cure my own cancer?

SpickSpackSpock8 years ago
My name recently died of cancer, so yes, I would ♋

xandersweet9 years ago
I'd rather cure diabetes.

dsdcool029 years ago
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verystoned9 years ago
Grammar/Spelling police patrol has located an offender. Do you realize you've spelt 'opposite' 'oppisite'. Lol.

Radical_Mandos8 years ago
get money, die young

Tom Bombadil10 years ago
But if I pressed the button, I would know I have cancer. Paradox.

Lunapotter4567 years ago
#nahI'llleavetoafriend

Altair9 years ago
Well this is not my ideal death. Unless…yea it could work out in my favor.

Liswag Hipstner12 years ago
lol I am immortal beaches :D

TeaVee6 months ago
Jokes on you the cancer cure is death.

dodgery9 years ago
IIIIIIIrRRRRRPOOOOOOONNNNNNNYYYY

NeonBlast7 years ago
Sacrifices must be made!

Jbear509 years ago
so 9700 people are selfish basterds

Brendan K8 years ago
FOR THE WORLD!
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