Will You Press The Button?

pastel punk9 years ago

*asexuals laugh *

AceCat4000last year

ACES RISE UP

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RadiantVine9 years ago

what if you don't even want to have sex? jokes on you, buddy.

Lostfeather2378 years ago

So don't have sex.

KailDutey8 years ago

Some people don't realize that you could just NOT have sex.

madfang1017 years ago

Yeah but who wanta to do that

DevynCook8 years ago

They never said in what form xD It could be days, seconds, months, not just years!

MgraalPenny9 years ago

you could pay people who envy you and have sex with robots and sense you never specified the fact that i would run out if money so free cash for all #loophole

HubertBeckhamlast year

Having people envy you is a good thing

MALAONN8 years ago

I won't have sex anyways

verynoob6 years ago

Why not try anal sex tho ?

woozyyyyy4 years ago

lol i dont have sex so im fine

Exp_Turkeys4 years ago

ben thats even worse

Ben Ehlert12 years ago

86 days?

ThePaulDude5 years ago

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FattyTheFat9 years ago

Who said I was looking for love?

kathprat76117 years ago

There is this thing called "never having sex"

button boy 5679 years ago

Is adoption an option?

MistyAlleyCat8 years ago

WHAT?! Newsweek! The only person I know who is older than 86 is my grandma!

MistyAlleyCat8 years ago

*Ewwww. DAMN YOU, AUTOCORRECT!!!!

suckitbucket9 years ago

just don't have sex

anime girl699 years ago

yeah fuck u

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Seedsower1237 years ago

Never said 86 of what (*calls gf*)

Derp_king7 years ago

That’s very wrong

Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago

bribe anyone into having babies with you instead of you having babies with them. B)

ChrisIzumi123218 years ago

Jokes on you, I'm a virgin! >:D (not really i just thought it was funny)

Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago

Haha

MangoMango8 years ago

86 seconds after 15 years :D Hi gf u wanna habe sex? OK!!!

Bts_Lps_Suga8 years ago

Ewww dude just ewwww!!!!! I would rather be poor bruh....not gonna sleep like the slepping beauty tonight .-.

KailDutey8 years ago

Or you could just never have sex. It doesn't say you have to have sex with people that are 86, just that you can only have sex with them.

ItzEmmyY08 years ago

over the age of 86............over the age of 86..........ummm NO THANKS

BobbyWasabiMk28 years ago

Now is a wonderful time to be asexual

Skeletonman599 years ago

im sure having sex with older women will make everyone stop envying me.

theafterman9 years ago

[asexual wheeze]

Beqa9 years ago

This is just a realy realy realy realy realy bad thing to do, i mean if its a girl then, if you have a kid... Thats not nice at all

Beqa9 years ago

This is just a realy realy realy realy realy bad thing to do, i mean if its a girl then, if you have a kid... Thats not nice at all

flyingturret2089 years ago

ooh or 86 seconds

swyrl9 years ago

There's no restriction on who you can be in a relationship though. You could even have children via artificial insemination. All you'd really be giving up is sex, but even then it doesn't mean you couldn't still pleasure each other. Besides, once you're both over 86, it really wouldn't matter.

Peter Sibbald12 years ago

You could probably BECOME a millionaire without pressing the button by copulating said desperate octagenarians, then have the wealth and still be allowed to engage in coitus within your age group.

FreshlyBakedSadness5 years ago

He sounds like that because he pressed the button that gives you a big vocab but no one can understand you.

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Anders Lisborg Simonsen12 years ago

No Prob

Planchon1210 years ago

Bitch im a millionaire

Bashkash9 years ago

86 weeks lol

Redx_gamer9724 years ago

86 what?Apples?bananas?

OverZero9 years ago

Not have sex, just jerk off with a sex doll.

SwissCheez7 years ago

I mean...only people overcome with lust have sex all the time...I don’t do that...soooo....MONEY!!!!💸💴💴💶💷

MNITIMMY9 years ago

A desperate douche?

rainbowRAD9 years ago

FUUUUUUUUCK I DIDN'TMEAN TO PRESS IT I CLICKED BAD TOO MANY TIMES AND I ACCIDENTALY PRESSED THE BUTTON

The_Fleenstones8 years ago

My dick longs for underaged girls.

Arnge11 years ago

Didn't push it not because of old people, but because of envy. I don't want people killing me in the middle of the night.

NoOffense7 years ago

Who determines this, might I ask, Is there an official who"s just going to come into my office and say "Ma"am please get that man"s penis out of you/ Ma"am please refrain from eating that pussy."