Will You Press The Button?

TheMightyTOG8 years ago

7 percent? That"s less than the chance of you dying every day.

Lucario99063 years ago

Wrong, the highest average death probability by age is only 0.0009455%.

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Babbidy4 years ago

superpowers or vegetation i dont have to pay taxes either way

Palestream9 years ago

I could have superpowers....or never have to worry about walking....honestly I'm so lazy, being paralyzed wouldnt be bad

Lucario99063 years ago

wha- tf do you mean?

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TeamAwesomeness4 years ago

these buttons don't actually do anything

theemeraldking2 years ago

Yea dumbass it"s a game

pencil3 years ago

lol -HACKER POWERS ACTIVATE-

WBGrock8 years ago

Tree powers, ACTIVATE

Skyfall22217 years ago

YES

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Jess Hallowell12 years ago

This is my friend typing. The odds were not in my favor.

CatchingZs7 years ago

lol

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TeamAwesomeness4 years ago

I pressed the button and my arms still work.I wonder what superpowers I gained.

tails9999 years ago

The odds were in my favor today! HEAT VISION, ACTIVATE!! XD

ThePaulDude4 years ago

People play the lottery with worse odds then this so I'm pressing the button.

Aaron129986 years ago

Attach a nametag titled, "Dinnerbone", to yourself so you"re upside down, you'll still get paralyzed from the neck down, but it wont be your whole body.

Prestige10769 years ago

Just keep pressing the button until you successfully get the superpowers, and then heal yourself.

themindreader7 years ago

But you can use the ultimate head

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pepepepe27 years ago

If you get the 7 percent chance, use your head to headbutt the button until you get powers

Emma Elizabeth Meekings12 years ago

because a life without risk is a life not lived

ArchangelAzrael9 years ago

True. I agree

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hayleym25 9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five ...[Show full comment]

awsome_nuub9 years ago

And no one gives two diddly shits :D

Dylpickle7 years ago

They never told u that u can choose the superpower so no

Grumpynyan10 years ago

Those are some pretty good chances

Superduperbooperdooper9 years ago

Eh fuck it who cares? Besides, it didn't say how long you were paralyzed for

awsome_nuub9 years ago

If it doesnt say then that most likely means forever.

Kill3r8 years ago

If i get pyrilized someone kill me "press the button"oh ya i got the abilyty to play god you die and you but not you i will creat a supernova

Peter Sibbald12 years ago

I would get willyoupressthebutton.com insurance, then press it. I owe the insurance company a few thousand if I get a superpower - enough that the average case scenario for them is profit.

djpg219 years ago

Worth it

allenbousar3 years ago

either way ill probaly be dead within the fucking hour

Magnus_Doomfire10 years ago

ill take these odds.

luttrail9 years ago

My superpower would be control totally my body so i would just start walking

amg10 years ago

Knowing my luck i'm one of the 7%

MadalynneBeverlySkousbol7 years ago

they"re both superpowers

Col_Roy_Mustang10 years ago

dey see me rollin, they hatin

BIG JOHN9 years ago

With my luck i would get the 7

Mechanical_Elf9 years ago

May the odd's be ever in your favour.

Anthony Gage Baum12 years ago

is this what happened to Christopher Reeve

mr.whatface9 years ago

I'll use my newfound secondary power of timeline hopping to un-paralyze all the other me's. Oh, primary power better be fucking flying.

Ghopher19 years ago

Well i pressed the button in Hawaii now i'm in Jamaica so i guess i'm ok

The_Darkstar8 years ago

I don't see any loopholes

Zacattac9 years ago

and become Stephen hawking

TeamAwesomeness4 years ago

I pressed the button and everything"s fine.

Choppy333i10 years ago

Either way I can still become seizure man

Lolofy8 years ago

I don't take chances of death

Marcelo Ferreira12 years ago

VERY WORTH IT!

le vito10 years ago

Before I do that I first need to ask someone to kill me if... well the 7% thingy.

AdamKhem9 years ago

Wat why not 60 40

tintin515329 years ago

I would wait and get superpowers then heal myself

martinvlogsYT6 years ago

You could use Ur superpowers to fix that

YEEZUS_CHRIST9 years ago

ikes: 0rnDONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's na...[Show full comment]

L. I will find u9 years ago

It said 7% so its not that bad

Sierra_may7 years ago

You can have powers to heal. Then you an heal yourself and you won’t be paralyzed.

Purge RP10 years ago

Worth it.

DeadGumblerlast year

If the superpower wasn't unspecified I would probably press it. But since it is, on top of the 93% chance I'd also gamble on getting a superpower I actually like. So no.

Dominus_Mortem10 years ago

Dude that's a small chance of paralyzation

Panifex8 years ago

14 out of 15 people are now superheros and the rest are paralyzed

James Kerslake12 years ago

I'm willing to risk it!! Anything about 76% is always good

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