Will You Press The Button?

TheMightyTOG8 years ago

7 percent? That"s less than the chance of you dying every day.

Lucario99063 years ago

Wrong, the highest average death probability by age is only 0.0009455%.

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Babbidy4 years ago

superpowers or vegetation i dont have to pay taxes either way

Palestream9 years ago

I could have superpowers....or never have to worry about walking....honestly I'm so lazy, being paralyzed wouldnt be bad

Lucario99063 years ago

wha- tf do you mean?

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TeamAwesomeness4 years ago

these buttons don't actually do anything

theemeraldking2 years ago

Yea dumbass it"s a game

pencil3 years ago

lol -HACKER POWERS ACTIVATE-

WBGrock8 years ago

Tree powers, ACTIVATE

Skyfall22217 years ago

YES

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Jess Hallowell12 years ago

This is my friend typing. The odds were not in my favor.

CatchingZs7 years ago

lol

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TeamAwesomeness4 years ago

I pressed the button and my arms still work.I wonder what superpowers I gained.

tails9999 years ago

The odds were in my favor today! HEAT VISION, ACTIVATE!! XD

ThePaulDude4 years ago

People play the lottery with worse odds then this so I'm pressing the button.

Aaron129986 years ago

Attach a nametag titled, "Dinnerbone", to yourself so you"re upside down, you'll still get paralyzed from the neck down, but it wont be your whole body.

Prestige10769 years ago

Just keep pressing the button until you successfully get the superpowers, and then heal yourself.

themindreader7 years ago

But you can use the ultimate head

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pepepepe27 years ago

If you get the 7 percent chance, use your head to headbutt the button until you get powers

Emma Elizabeth Meekings12 years ago

because a life without risk is a life not lived

ArchangelAzrael9 years ago

True. I agree

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hollyskyes9 years ago

too many irons in the fire. the luck was not mine

Oldiron_797 years ago

Make sure and put a cyanide capsule in my mouth before pushing

Tranq10 years ago

Worth the risk.

ThePaulDude9 years ago

NICE! Superpowers here I come!

Seapony8 years ago

I want both.

Bart Jansen12 years ago

i'm not really the lucky one

cantdoitlikeme9 years ago

I am using my tongue to type this

TGoCP5 months ago

It says superpowerS, meaning I get multiple powers, so I could get time manipulation and super duper luck, so then I could go back in time have my super duper luck affect my chances of being paralyzed because it would be a bad thing if I saw myself get paralyzed to the luck would negate it.

Bitch_Crab9 years ago

Ima snake... I think?

Moniquita19 years ago

VERY, VERY, ALMOST TOO PRUDENT VS everyone else.

gunty7710 years ago

telekineses

TeamKobus28 years ago

I got immortality. PLEASE LET ME DIE ALREADY

Michael Scates12 years ago

Worth it

Skyfall22217 years ago

Do you get to choose the superpower?

OneLonelyPilot10 years ago

I don't need superpowers, so it's an unnessecary chance to become paralyzed from the neck down.

Death_359 9 years ago

I like those odds

Superduperbooperdooper9 years ago

Eh fuck it who cares? Besides, it didn't say how long you were paralyzed for

awsome_nuub9 years ago

If it doesnt say then that most likely means forever.

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awsome_nuub9 years ago

And no one gives two diddly shits :D

Dylpickle7 years ago

They never told u that u can choose the superpower so no

Grumpynyan10 years ago

Those are some pretty good chances

allenbousar3 years ago

either way ill probaly be dead within the fucking hour

Magnus_Doomfire10 years ago

ill take these odds.

Kill3r8 years ago

If i get pyrilized someone kill me "press the button"oh ya i got the abilyty to play god you die and you but not you i will creat a supernova

Peter Sibbald12 years ago

I would get willyoupressthebutton.com insurance, then press it. I owe the insurance company a few thousand if I get a superpower - enough that the average case scenario for them is profit.