53475 (58%) 39239 (42%)
53475 (58%) people have pressed this button, while 39239 (42%) did not.
World peace is achieved, and everyone on earth lives happily.
but
You ejaculate at random, 3 times a day, usually at the most embarrassing moments. Hippies also no longer exist.
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LeFabQueen9 years ago
I'll be known as the "first female to save the world forever AND have the strange ability to ejaculate"

ThatOneFurry3 years ago
Same lol
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prayforkqly8 years ago
Mom:How are you? Me: *moans*

Thebouncydragon8 years ago
thos had me dying of laughter. rofl

Dudeanything9 years ago
how did people commemnt 46 years ago?

Pyrodes7 years ago
They pressed a timetravel button
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cG North9 years ago
Wait, what if you are a hi-

charlesworth349 years ago
seems like a - sticky situation ( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°)

aws2269 years ago
Hippies dont need to exist if theres world peace... duh =.=

i_love_valve8 years ago
Just nice

Spice pumpkin9 years ago
As a girl,ejaculating would be unnoticeable to others

GalaxyTraveler8 years ago
Wouldn't it look like if the girl peed herself ?

aSarcasticIdiot9 years ago
Vaginas are magic like that. Yoou will nevvver nooooooo

wolfiexgirlx9 years ago
Not the hippies :(

TiffanyS10 years ago
As a girl I don't mind randomly cumming 3 times a day. Sounds fun.

fikluk11 years ago
LOL i like ejaculating :p

GarfieldLover05last year
ok user from 10 years ago......
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Lola Demarce12 years ago
Pretty sure this is a win/win situation.

GarfieldLover05last year
okay user from 11 years ago...
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kster489 years ago
If it's world peace I don't think anyone would care about random ejaculations. It would cause conflict and undo the peace

Dudeanything9 years ago
honestly it already is peace in australia :)

RCdabest9 years ago
honestly u dont get outside

Peridot9 years ago
I dont need to masturbate then.

Dodatstupid8 years ago
Ikr

Mboss1399 years ago
This shouldn't be a problem for me because I'm never around other people.

Dk_the_gr89 years ago
wear something extra

ValleMagnusson7 years ago
I would take one for the team

Anonomuss10 years ago
lol at a party whip it out and it pops off woo!!

Dust Hybrid10 years ago
Instant pleasure without trying hell yeah

oOBlakeOo8 years ago
I'm a girl so I can't ejaculate so it is a win/doesn't matter situation

Alastor5 years ago
WOMEN CAN EJACULATE

AnIncrediblyFatMan8 years ago
Isn't this life already except without violence?

Hamburger Guy8 years ago
U mean this shit piece dilemma was chosen and not mine?

WBGrock8 years ago
As a guy, the solution is wear a condom 24/7

rainbowsuzanna8 years ago
What does ejaculate mean?

BunnyLover11018 years ago
I"M A GIRL!!! WHOOOO NOW I CAN GET A HOVERBOARD FOR FREE!

Hello18 years ago
all i saw was hippies no longer exist . fuck whatever else was up there. *presses button*

VeryverySerious8 years ago
Uhhh downside please?

Why do you wanna know9 years ago
I already do the bad things, why not throw in world peace? Except Hippies no longer existing, thats also great. I can raid their weed storage. I need help :(

Notgratedcheese9 years ago
So everyone is happy does that mean they're happy when I ejaculate?

Dead-_-Reaper699 years ago
*slams button*

Yolo4209 years ago
Downside

dudebro1019 years ago
I jizzed my pants

8nicolas89 years ago
why do I want hippies

coolcatfuturecat9 years ago
NO CRAPING WAY LOL

RobotBrobot9 years ago
GOODBYE HIPPIES!

Lucianozzz9 years ago
happens to me every night

fordsworth9 years ago
ill do it for the world

420 blaz9 years ago
no-one mad because you jizz

Cameron Gearhart 9 years ago
No downsides what so ever.

Thoralex9 years ago
How long is world peace lasting ? Metaphorically, it could last a second and then there's nuclear warfare. Wouldn't embarrassing moments just become normal to you because you ejaculate during those moments?

Blitz9 years ago
Yes, fuck hippies

ZentixZaneic9 years ago
Oh God...

goldenjl9 years ago
NO MORE HIPPIES!

Kayla Rae Wolden12 years ago
stick some tissue in your pants and call it a day.

EllieJ8 years ago
Try wearing pads!
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Destinee Christina Cain12 years ago
If I'm famous for saving the world, then people would understand why I jizz all the time. I'd do it.

idiot_999999999999999999999999999999999999999999994 years ago
no upside other than dead hippies

Nial Elkhatib12 years ago
Hmmmm. See. If I press the button, the hippies are gone! Makes it tempting.

Sotos Ablaze12 years ago
HAHA NO, who the hell did think of this anyway.

Cory Danger Fayram12 years ago
I will not have world peace regardless of when I jizz
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