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You will have the greatest, kindest, most loyal and attractive lover to ever exist.
but
You can never satisfy them, and they will always say, "at least you tried..." afterwards.
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Rainbine208 9 years ago
That"s one backhanded compliment from the "greatest and kindest" lover ever...

Ozph 11 years ago
They sound kind of like a dick, but sure.

Gerias 10 years ago
No one can satisfy the hentai slime girl

just_some_russian_dj 2 years ago
Tf is ur avatar😭🙏
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TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago
Upside_Finder.exe has stopped working

KittyCatLover 9 years ago
Are those "Not satisfy" feelings just sexual or do they not like me back to the point I can't make them happy?

Allie54321 10 years ago
Fyi to whoever made this button That is extremely rude to say that

Fedxftw 9 years ago
No its not.

Yo_tengo 8 years ago
*creates million dollar company and becomes very rich and.buys nice car and house* PARTNER: Atleast you tried loser

Twirre 9 years ago
Oh, I thought you were talking about my cooking skills. Those aren't satisfying...

Daniel Allsopp 13 years ago
Doesn't matter had sex.

Duxksarealwaysright 5 years ago
STOP WITH THINGS AND LINKS ABOUT SEX
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Camo25 10 years ago
Don't worry, I've been hearing that for as long as I can remember.

☆Tinker☆ 10 years ago
At least you tried....
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PizzaQueen 10 years ago
I already have a boyfriend and if we break up then I shall go back to not caring about love

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
…and, then what, exactly?

Caliboi Artaabs 10 years ago
HAH! You continue to underestimate my abilities...

Corina Rose 13 years ago
i prefer to make my SO happy than the other way around

WolfOfInsanity 11 years ago
No downside

JamANDSalsa 8 years ago
Doesn't sound like a very kind person

Eeli Saretsalo 13 years ago
not gonna have sex if that's what you mean by "satisfying"

Icaru5 9 years ago
That is an oxymoron

Slyde 11 years ago
If I'm the greatest, then I can satisfy them.

Shinichu 9 years ago
I could hired someone to satisfy him

Kiwi123 11 years ago
Why would you say no you were satisfied

transgirl123 4 years ago
nah rather be single

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago
Me too, did you know there is a sexuality for wanting to be single? It"s called aromantic

ashorses67 11 years ago
If they're the kindest then they will always be satisfied no matter what

TheOOOF 6 years ago
If the things from other buttons happened, it would be like that: Me*is the richest, most atractive, sexy, kind and smart person in the world, and i have superpowers* My partner: well, at least you tried... I would break up with her

Sven-Olav 10 years ago
If she is so kind she would not say that.

ketchuppirate 9 years ago
I wouldnt want to have sex in my relationship.

ov3rwatch 12 years ago
sory of my life anyways but at least shed be loyal :/

KareBearEXO 11 years ago
It doesn't matter cuz theyd love me, right?

IAmTheGayHuman...ExceptImAroace 4 months ago
As a people pleaser, thsi would destroy me. If I didn't have enough reasons to kill myself, having this would have made me do it loooooong ago

DDKitty 9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Brreezy 6 years ago
Kill me then i dare you XDDDDD

lovey826 11 years ago
what the heck is with people

dedirake 5 years ago
yes but they could satisfy themself right? I could also use some "toys" for them..

BananaWizard27 9 years ago
McScuse you bitch

Gamity 8 years ago
Never will have, never will need and if she was the kind then she would be way more supportive and smile.

75386 10 years ago
There"s nothing I hate more than pepole being disappointed in me. I can Handel rage, but disappointment, never ever.

Yolo420 11 years ago
I'm not in it 4 sex

Bart Jansen 13 years ago
if she's that great i'm not gonna put her in the bad shit i'll provide

GalceonGod11 9 years ago
My life only gets better

Tspoon915 9 years ago
But they can satisfy me ;)

Mr Musket 11 years ago
So she will be the love of my life?... Why can't I wouldent I whant to marry her!

DarkOverlord2 10 years ago
At least i try

mf.earl 11 years ago
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Brreezy 6 years ago
Laughs asexually

Wisper200 11 years ago
was almost a good deal

PotatoCat36 8 years ago
If they were so kind, they probably wouldn't say that

Benjieboy 9 years ago
They"re the kindest to ever exist ._. Only my ego is hurt and Idgaf bout it. No downside.

Adofl Hilter 13 years ago
lol

Buttux 11 years ago
This is one of the funniest buttons i've seen.

infected_fox 5 years ago
I cant. but I can use a toys)

Mickey03 9 years ago
At least you tried

AVAGINTZ 8 years ago
i just got unlimited wishes so yea.... i can fix this!
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