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36281 (42%) people have pressed this button, while 50580 (58%) did not.
You will have the greatest, kindest, most loyal and attractive lover to ever exist.
but
You can never satisfy them, and they will always say, "at least you tried..." afterwards.
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Rainbine2088 years ago
That"s one backhanded compliment from the "greatest and kindest" lover ever...

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots2 years ago
Upside_Finder.exe has stopped working

Ozph10 years ago
They sound kind of like a dick, but sure.

Gerias9 years ago
No one can satisfy the hentai slime girl

just_some_russian_dj4 months ago
Tf is ur avatar😭🙏
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Brreezy5 years ago
Laughs asexually

KittyCatLover8 years ago
Are those "Not satisfy" feelings just sexual or do they not like me back to the point I can't make them happy?

Allie543218 years ago
Fyi to whoever made this button That is extremely rude to say that

Fedxftw8 years ago
No its not.

Yo_tengo7 years ago
*creates million dollar company and becomes very rich and.buys nice car and house* PARTNER: Atleast you tried loser

Twirre8 years ago
Oh, I thought you were talking about my cooking skills. Those aren't satisfying...

Camo259 years ago
Don't worry, I've been hearing that for as long as I can remember.

☆Tinker☆9 years ago
At least you tried....
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PizzaQueen9 years ago
I already have a boyfriend and if we break up then I shall go back to not caring about love

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
…and, then what, exactly?

Daniel Allsopp12 years ago
Doesn't matter had sex.

Duxksarealwaysright3 years ago
STOP WITH THINGS AND LINKS ABOUT SEX
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Melite8 years ago
Asexual so why would I press it.

Caliboi Artaabs9 years ago
HAH! You continue to underestimate my abilities...

Corina Rose12 years ago
i prefer to make my SO happy than the other way around

heroboy999 years ago
whatever...

ninjawarriorjosh5 years ago
That"s not greatest or kindest zero frack

Mike90907 years ago
Doesn't matter, had sex

Relzyrx11 years ago
I buy her epic sex toys. A woman like that deserves satisfaction, even if I can't give it to her.

what's the downside ?9 years ago
That seems like the obvious solution to me so yeah...

Molly Brown9 years ago
I already have him 😝

TheCreeper2159 years ago
r-really?

Star-crossed-pet-owner4 years ago
*laughs in polyamorus*

RedFox9 years ago
So they would probably end up leaving me eventually anyway.

WolfOfInsanity10 years ago
No downside

JamANDSalsa7 years ago
Doesn't sound like a very kind person

Eeli Saretsalo12 years ago
not gonna have sex if that's what you mean by "satisfying"

Icaru57 years ago
That is an oxymoron

Slyde9 years ago
If I'm the greatest, then I can satisfy them.

Shinichu8 years ago
I could hired someone to satisfy him

Kiwi1239 years ago
Why would you say no you were satisfied

transgirl1233 years ago
nah rather be single

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots2 years ago
Me too, did you know there is a sexuality for wanting to be single? It"s called aromantic

ashorses679 years ago
If they're the kindest then they will always be satisfied no matter what

TheOOOF5 years ago
If the things from other buttons happened, it would be like that: Me*is the richest, most atractive, sexy, kind and smart person in the world, and i have superpowers* My partner: well, at least you tried... I would break up with her

Sven-Olav8 years ago
If she is so kind she would not say that.

ketchuppirate7 years ago
I wouldnt want to have sex in my relationship.

ov3rwatch11 years ago
sory of my life anyways but at least shed be loyal :/

KareBearEXO9 years ago
It doesn't matter cuz theyd love me, right?

DDKitty8 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Brreezy5 years ago
Kill me then i dare you XDDDDD

dedirake4 years ago
yes but they could satisfy themself right? I could also use some "toys" for them..

BananaWizard278 years ago
McScuse you bitch

lovey8269 years ago
what the heck is with people

753868 years ago
There"s nothing I hate more than pepole being disappointed in me. I can Handel rage, but disappointment, never ever.

Gamity7 years ago
Never will have, never will need and if she was the kind then she would be way more supportive and smile.

Bart Jansen12 years ago
if she's that great i'm not gonna put her in the bad shit i'll provide

GalceonGod117 years ago
My life only gets better

Yolo4209 years ago
I'm not in it 4 sex

Tspoon9158 years ago
But they can satisfy me ;)

Mr Musket9 years ago
So she will be the love of my life?... Why can't I wouldent I whant to marry her!

DarkOverlord28 years ago
At least i try

mf.earl9 years ago
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Wisper20010 years ago
was almost a good deal
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