Will You Press The Button?

Rainbine2088 years ago

That"s one backhanded compliment from the "greatest and kindest" lover ever...

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots2 years ago

Upside_Finder.exe has stopped working

Ozph9 years ago

They sound kind of like a dick, but sure.

Gerias8 years ago

No one can satisfy the hentai slime girl

just_some_russian_dj3 months ago

Tf is ur avatar😭🙏

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Brreezy5 years ago

Laughs asexually

KittyCatLover8 years ago

Are those "Not satisfy" feelings just sexual or do they not like me back to the point I can't make them happy?

Allie543218 years ago

Fyi to whoever made this button That is extremely rude to say that

Fedxftw8 years ago

No its not.

Yo_tengo7 years ago

*creates million dollar company and becomes very rich and.buys nice car and house* PARTNER: Atleast you tried loser

Twirre8 years ago

Oh, I thought you were talking about my cooking skills. Those aren't satisfying...

Camo259 years ago

Don't worry, I've been hearing that for as long as I can remember.

â˜†Tinkerâ˜†8 years ago

At least you tried....

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PizzaQueen9 years ago

I already have a boyfriend and if we break up then I shall go back to not caring about love

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

…and, then what, exactly?

Daniel Allsopp12 years ago

Doesn't matter had sex.

Duxksarealwaysright3 years ago

STOP WITH THINGS AND LINKS ABOUT SEX

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Melite8 years ago

Asexual so why would I press it.

Caliboi Artaabs9 years ago

HAH! You continue to underestimate my abilities...

Corina Rose12 years ago

i prefer to make my SO happy than the other way around

SpoilerMaster9 years ago

What if you happen to have a 10 incher?

AVAGINTZ7 years ago

i just got unlimited wishes so yea.... i can fix this!

Dylann8 years ago

Everybody has got flaws, just having him/her is not real, and you would get tired, so nope better accept people as they are and stope being such a baby about flaws, lol

Panifex7 years ago

As long as we love each other unconditionally and constantly, it shouldn't matter

Superduperbooperdooper9 years ago

Bdsm probably

Desirey Wester12 years ago

at least they're loyal it may be bad but at least ill be able to keep them

killak20019 years ago

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starlight9 years ago

idjit,it does not work! spammer.

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theguytho12 months ago

Me, a virgin:

TurtleShroom8 years ago

Doesn't matter wife still loves me

DaRealConMan4 years ago

Well, I end up not satisfying girls or women anyway because of my existence

Just a Red Button9 years ago

I just had sex and it felt so great she let me put my penis inside of her

John Rambo9 years ago

Fucking doesn't = love.

Man10 years ago

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AimForTheFace20067 years ago

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Billy Lewis12 years ago

if my 6"er cant satisfy her nothing can

lolmaster217 years ago

if they are kind and great,then why did they say "at least u tried".i swear that just makes u unhappy

TheCreeper2159 years ago

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753868 years ago

Yay herobrian53. Loopholes XD

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amb9 years ago

Fuck your mom yes

Terabyte3 years ago

"kindest"

qwertyuiop[asdfghjkl;zxcvbnm9 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Sgtfgt9 years ago

Bruh this is fake so shut ur lying ass up

TurtleShroom8 years ago

Doesn't matter, got a wife

HuntyrLyons7 years ago

Already me. Not really good at stuff except games and astronomy

sterlingsilvernine9 years ago

if they say that they aint kind

Tommaso Vivarelli12 years ago

Did someone press the button for me? Nah not really

A-Jamaican Danish 9 years ago

The downside here would be me apparently getting my dick shrunken 10 inches

UnicVan6 months ago

Why would someone who is, quote, "the greatest, kindest, most loyal", say something like, quote, "at least you tried...", to me? Isn't that a paradox? That one would have kept these words to themselves....

Bloodandashes8 years ago

"At least you tried... and succeeded! Good job honey!"

therealandy4 years ago

bold of you to assume i could sexually satisfy someone

thomasthetrainlover19699 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY NICHOLAS CAGE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have ...[Show full comment]

theguytho12 months ago

whaat.

Leahstrong8 years ago

Really don't care

EpicLolz10 years ago

My life story.

KittyPaws7 years ago

Ok if they were really attractive kind and the perfect lover they would not say that therefore no downside loophole

Advanced077 years ago

Never said in WHAT i couldnt satisfy her. So yea srry cant clean the house.

The Slasher9 years ago

You got laid, tape your lover's mouth shut.

Lexie-Russell8 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

TheFandomReaper8 years ago

Please don't

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