Will You Press The Button?

SolBadguy2 months ago

fuck you justice

sanzai233last year

My worst enemy is my love rival. But the good thing is that I don't hate him, and I even like him a little

Dat1Buttonpresser5 months ago

wait... then he's not your enemy...

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AquaF1ame10 years ago

I would just kick him out, because I would have a restraining order against him in the house,

Starlo11 months ago

you HAVE TO share bedrooms. Kicking them out is not an option

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Pleshy8 years ago

I don't have any human enemies. I dislike my neighbors dog though. I'll just give him to an adoption center, or a Vietnamese restaurant, idk.

Starlo11 months ago

"HAVE TO". You can't give him away to anywhere because then he wouldn't be sharing a bedroom with you.

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NHLic9 years ago

Hate fuck is best fuck.

21611 months ago

what the fuck is best fuck, also what the fuck

ur_mum7 years ago

simple charge them an insane rent untill they move out no more person and free money

Starlo11 months ago

They'll just pay the absurd rent. Or they won't. What are you gonna do about it? Kick them out? Can't do that. "Have to" means "HAVE TO."

ThanatosDelta9 years ago

Don't have an enemy other than depression *cries* Oh well I already live with that anyway

Joshua Palubinsky12 years ago

As long as I can contain the corpse smell, I'll be fine.

Starlo11 months ago

Won't work. Can't be enemies with a dead guy. Either they literally just Will Not Die or your second worst enemy will become your worst enemy and have to live with you.

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CyberX1147 years ago

any electronicics means NUCLEUR BOMB (me cant spell)

DACAT7 years ago

Kill them

Starlo11 months ago

Won't work. cant be "worst enemies" with something that isnt alive enough to hate you back

2pokemonUTgirls9 years ago

stuff them in to cluttered closet problem solved and lock the closet

Starlo11 months ago

Won't work. Closet doesn't count as part of your bedroom.

TheLogicalHusky7 years ago

I'm sorry, but I like to have privacy in my bedroom.

co-leader9 years ago

murder that person

Lonley_Unicorn10 years ago

You could always just look past your differences and become freinds....

Starlo11 months ago

Won't work because they wont be your worst enemy anymore.

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Kay Foster12 years ago

it would end up like one of those fanfics

HiHiIamAnime7 years ago

You, my friend, have just given me a great idea for a story.... Thank you!

Jacquel Bradley12 years ago

keep your friends close eat breakfast everyday with your nemesis.

Claire Romanini12 years ago

how about go sleep in the fuckin basement xDD

Starlo11 months ago

Won't work unless your bedroom is in your basement. It isn't "share a house" it's "share a bedroom"

Michelle Onacse12 years ago

I'd just suffocate her in her sleep lol

Lolita-chat Luppens12 years ago

Kill him or her. Then make a trophy with the corpse.

Taylor Jones12 years ago

Eh i'll force them to sleep on the floor or even shove 'em off the bed!!

Dustin Chiasson12 years ago

Seems like a good excuse to end enimosity.

Ruggero Maricchiolo12 years ago

yeeee, my roommate is a giant spider......................

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it's okay. you kill him then :P

Jackunited01077 years ago

I already do (my little brother)

Mvttafvka9 years ago

Until his body is found at the bottom of a lake

Will you press the button10 years ago

They didnt said alive O.o

Strxmony9 months ago

Who says that a bedroom can't have an enclave?

TheBulletMoBot8 years ago

I have no nemesis so joj

dolphinlover6099 years ago

wut if my worst enemy is hitler?...

rosey De La Cruz10 years ago

idc ill press the button but shoot my worst enemy in the face

FoxtrotLegend264 years ago

Perfect, I get my dream home and my enemy is right next to me, ride for the STABBING

shilon 9 years ago

i dont have enemy yay

Zacary10 years ago

my dream house is WITHOUT them so HA

TigerKingTundralast year

You have to share a bedroom, it doesn't say they have to be alive. Store them in an ununlockable coffin.

Diamondraymond018 years ago

Well it would be interesting to have Satan living with me.

rik9 years ago

Kill the bitch

VaswStr11 years ago

What if i kill them, then i wont have a worst enemy

Gummy-all5 years ago

An enemy is a friend made with time You will always have a friend

Nightwolf12569 years ago

I can burn the corpse! Yes, I'm a Yandere!

Fuzzbun10 years ago

Sell some stuff, hire an assassination and as the saying goes, KILL OR BE KILLED ðŸŒ» hehehehe

FallingForFictionalCharacters7 years ago

Step one: kill your enemy Step two: cremate them Step three: ENJOY

smart ass9 years ago

ill just call his mum to pick him up

redbutonboss9910 years ago

My physics teacher , I hate her but she's preety hot so yeah pres

HyperFlare9577 years ago

I already share a room with Gravity, so it"s a win/win.

Gmaebrain9 years ago

I would kill them then

Jauchaelle10 years ago

Creator of Samsung, Hope he likes Apple products

SandersSidesTrash8 years ago

MY dream house? Boi kick that enemy out

Sailorkatie219 years ago

So what I have earplugs and headphones ðŸ˜Š

Knuckledragger 10110 years ago

My worst enemy is a hot chick so ill become her friend then her bf then her sex mate then fuck her hard

Starlo11 months ago

Then she wouldn't be your worst enemy anymore. You have to share a bedroom with your worst enemy. If your original worst enemy becomes your girlfriend then either she is brainwashed into becoming your enemy again or you get a new worst enemy. You can't just say "nuh-uh" to the downside.

Kdsafud3 years ago

You can hate someone you love and then love him again maybe

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