Will You Press The Button?

SolBadguy2 months ago

fuck you justice

sanzai233last year

My worst enemy is my love rival. But the good thing is that I don't hate him, and I even like him a little

Dat1Buttonpresser5 months ago

wait... then he's not your enemy...

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AquaF1ame10 years ago

I would just kick him out, because I would have a restraining order against him in the house,

Starlo11 months ago

you HAVE TO share bedrooms. Kicking them out is not an option

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Pleshy8 years ago

I don't have any human enemies. I dislike my neighbors dog though. I'll just give him to an adoption center, or a Vietnamese restaurant, idk.

Starlo11 months ago

"HAVE TO". You can't give him away to anywhere because then he wouldn't be sharing a bedroom with you.

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NHLic9 years ago

Hate fuck is best fuck.

21611 months ago

what the fuck is best fuck, also what the fuck

ur_mum7 years ago

simple charge them an insane rent untill they move out no more person and free money

Starlo11 months ago

They'll just pay the absurd rent. Or they won't. What are you gonna do about it? Kick them out? Can't do that. "Have to" means "HAVE TO."

ThanatosDelta9 years ago

Don't have an enemy other than depression *cries* Oh well I already live with that anyway

Joshua Palubinsky12 years ago

As long as I can contain the corpse smell, I'll be fine.

Starlo11 months ago

Won't work. Can't be enemies with a dead guy. Either they literally just Will Not Die or your second worst enemy will become your worst enemy and have to live with you.

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CyberX1147 years ago

any electronicics means NUCLEUR BOMB (me cant spell)

DACAT7 years ago

Kill them

Starlo11 months ago

Won't work. cant be "worst enemies" with something that isnt alive enough to hate you back

2pokemonUTgirls9 years ago

stuff them in to cluttered closet problem solved and lock the closet

Starlo11 months ago

Won't work. Closet doesn't count as part of your bedroom.

TheLogicalHusky7 years ago

I'm sorry, but I like to have privacy in my bedroom.

co-leader9 years ago

murder that person

Lonley_Unicorn10 years ago

You could always just look past your differences and become freinds....

Starlo11 months ago

Won't work because they wont be your worst enemy anymore.

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Kay Foster12 years ago

it would end up like one of those fanfics

HiHiIamAnime7 years ago

You, my friend, have just given me a great idea for a story.... Thank you!

Jacquel Bradley12 years ago

keep your friends close eat breakfast everyday with your nemesis.

Claire Romanini12 years ago

how about go sleep in the fuckin basement xDD

Starlo11 months ago

Won't work unless your bedroom is in your basement. It isn't "share a house" it's "share a bedroom"

Michelle Onacse12 years ago

I'd just suffocate her in her sleep lol

Lolita-chat Luppens12 years ago

Kill him or her. Then make a trophy with the corpse.

Taylor Jones12 years ago

Eh i'll force them to sleep on the floor or even shove 'em off the bed!!

Dustin Chiasson12 years ago

Seems like a good excuse to end enimosity.

Ruggero Maricchiolo12 years ago

yeeee, my roommate is a giant spider......................

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it's okay. you kill him then :P

secretqwerty108 years ago

oh boy i hope he doesn't fall in my totally decorative loaded cannon that"s aimed at the ocean filled with dangerous fishes oops he did

tammen9 years ago

Super large bedroom, install a curtain between us.

Little_Miss_Bad_Choice10 years ago

Red rum Red rum Red rum...

Apollo9243 years ago

I don’t have a enemy!

Apollo9243 years ago

Plus my dream house doesn’t have enemies.

Essal98 years ago

I just make sure My worst enemy is a really quiet type or super hot and then have hate sex

MasterOfPuppets9 years ago

sounds like a comedy sit\\\\com, they're two enemies and they have to live together in the same mansion

Jamie Lynn Layton12 years ago

It says your dream house. So I'd make a wall between my side of the room and my enemy's. I would also lock his door it would basically be 2 rooms... LOOPHOLE CITY

YouJustReadMyName7 years ago

I don’t have a worst enemy yet so yay

momox1x9 years ago

solve number 1 - our bedroom will be split by lasers in the middle solve number 2 - half of the bed room will be dirt(he will sleep in it until he get out my house selve number 3 - just kill him