Will You Press The Button?

SolBadguy last year

fuck you justice

AquaF1ame 11 years ago

I would just kick him out, because I would have a restraining order against him in the house,

Starlo 2 years ago

you HAVE TO share bedrooms. Kicking them out is not an option

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sanzai233 2 years ago

My worst enemy is my love rival. But the good thing is that I don't hate him, and I even like him a little

Dat1Buttonpresser 2 years ago

wait... then he's not your enemy...

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Pleshy 9 years ago

I don't have any human enemies. I dislike my neighbors dog though. I'll just give him to an adoption center, or a Vietnamese restaurant, idk.

Starlo 2 years ago

"HAVE TO". You can't give him away to anywhere because then he wouldn't be sharing a bedroom with you.

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ur_mum 9 years ago

simple charge them an insane rent untill they move out no more person and free money

Starlo 2 years ago

They'll just pay the absurd rent. Or they won't. What are you gonna do about it? Kick them out? Can't do that. "Have to" means "HAVE TO."

NHLic 10 years ago

Hate fuck is best fuck.

216 2 years ago

what the fuck is best fuck, also what the fuck

Joshua Palubinsky 13 years ago

As long as I can contain the corpse smell, I'll be fine.

Starlo 2 years ago

Won't work. Can't be enemies with a dead guy. Either they literally just Will Not Die or your second worst enemy will become your worst enemy and have to live with you.

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ThanatosDelta 10 years ago

Don't have an enemy other than depression *cries* Oh well I already live with that anyway

2pokemonUTgirls 11 years ago

stuff them in to cluttered closet problem solved and lock the closet

Starlo 2 years ago

Won't work. Closet doesn't count as part of your bedroom.

CyberX114 9 years ago

any electronicics means NUCLEUR BOMB (me cant spell)

DACAT 9 years ago

Kill them

Starlo 2 years ago

Won't work. cant be "worst enemies" with something that isnt alive enough to hate you back

TheLogicalHusky 9 years ago

I'm sorry, but I like to have privacy in my bedroom.

Kay Foster 13 years ago

it would end up like one of those fanfics

HiHiIamAnime 9 years ago

You, my friend, have just given me a great idea for a story.... Thank you!

co-leader 11 years ago

murder that person

Lonley_Unicorn 11 years ago

You could always just look past your differences and become freinds....

Starlo 2 years ago

Won't work because they wont be your worst enemy anymore.

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Jacquel Bradley 13 years ago

keep your friends close eat breakfast everyday with your nemesis.

Claire Romanini 13 years ago

how about go sleep in the fuckin basement xDD

Starlo 2 years ago

Won't work unless your bedroom is in your basement. It isn't "share a house" it's "share a bedroom"

Michelle Onacse 13 years ago

I'd just suffocate her in her sleep lol

Lolita-chat Luppens 13 years ago

Kill him or her. Then make a trophy with the corpse.

Dustin Chiasson 13 years ago

Seems like a good excuse to end enimosity.

Ruggero Maricchiolo 13 years ago

yeeee, my roommate is a giant spider......................

Î“Î¹ÏŽÏÎ³Î¿Ï‚ Î§Î±Ï„Î¶ÏŒÏ€Î¿Ï…Î»Î¿Ï‚ 13 years ago

it's okay. you kill him then :P

Taylor Jones 13 years ago

Eh i'll force them to sleep on the floor or even shove 'em off the bed!!

robin547 8 years ago

My worst enemy is myself so... HA!

Goliath97 10 years ago

Kill him

Sky Is Not Normal 11 years ago

As long as I can keep the corpse smell down, Wonderful!

Oldiron_79 11 months ago

So sharing with myself

Redeyes 9 years ago

The onley thing new will be getting my dream house ive shared bedrooms with my brother since birth.

VlkodlakCZ 11 years ago

Then i will do enemy with one I love

DarthRevan20 11 years ago

my worst enemy is my best friend so...

Helloiamhavingaseizure 6 years ago

Anything you want? Person shaped deep fryer

cathrin199 10 years ago

That's marrige with an upside

this name is not to long 11 years ago

That would help you be friends plus xv i dont got no enemy and i bet you cant use fancy emojisðŸ˜ŽðŸ˜ŽðŸ˜ŽðŸ¢ðŸ—¿ðŸ¡ðŸ˜ŽðŸ˜ŽðŸ˜Ž ha lolðŸ˜‚

Jayden Morris 13 years ago

All of you stole my words lol! I was just gonna kill him, put him in a body bag, and keep it in there and try and handle the smell of the corpse.

Wrav 2 years ago

the power of befriending

ZoeTheGamer 9 years ago

... Wall dividers.

tonny11 11 years ago

I will cuz i can kick her out

NightBladeDK 11 years ago

Good thing im my own worst enemy.

Elina34 6 years ago

oh cool I'm sleeping alone like always then! =)

AReplyer 10 years ago

I don't have that bad of a worst enemy it's probably one of my friends who I don't like much anyways

KellyIsSPARKLY 11 years ago

Eh im tired so idk what to say.. ï»¿ðŸ’¤ðŸ’¤ðŸ’¤ðŸ’¤ðŸ’¤ â˜â˜â˜ðŸ’¤â˜ â˜â˜ðŸ’¤â˜â˜ â˜ðŸ’¤â˜â˜â˜ ðŸ’¤ðŸ’¤ðŸ’¤ðŸ’¤ðŸ’¤ â˜ Sleepy â˜

russia 11 years ago

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YourMother12345 11 years ago

His bed will be 2 miles away from mine. WORTH IT

Andrew Marinelli 12 years ago

:| My worst enemy is myself...Having everything I want of a house would just make me feel better.

Asdfpoop287 7 years ago

Who said your "worst enemy" had to be alive? Who said they had to be on the bed at night? Who said they couldnt be burnt to ashes and stored in a pot in your closet?

swagnemite 10 years ago

i am sweden

brittani brunett 11 years ago

just because i have to share a bedroom with them doesn't mean i have to interact with them, duh.

ValerieParker 9 years ago

I am my own worst enemy. How do I share a bedroom with myself? A clone? That can't be right. She"s not me, any longer. I suppose the best (worst?) thing to assume is I, now, have a split personality.

J2TIZZY 11 years ago

just give him drugs and send him off somewhere

Starlo 2 years ago

That is nothing. That is literally nothing. Drugs or not, you're kicking him out of your bedroom. You're just saying "nuh-uh" to the downside which literally Is Not An Option.

Crystal Dragon 11 years ago

My worst enemy is a girl then would Have it as strange roommate

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