Will You Press The Button?

sanzai23311 months ago

My worst enemy is my love rival. But the good thing is that I don't hate him, and I even like him a little

Dat1Buttonpresser2 months ago

wait... then he's not your enemy...

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AquaF1ame9 years ago

I would just kick him out, because I would have a restraining order against him in the house,

Starlo8 months ago

you HAVE TO share bedrooms. Kicking them out is not an option

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Pleshy8 years ago

I don't have any human enemies. I dislike my neighbors dog though. I'll just give him to an adoption center, or a Vietnamese restaurant, idk.

Starlo8 months ago

"HAVE TO". You can't give him away to anywhere because then he wouldn't be sharing a bedroom with you.

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NHLic8 years ago

Hate fuck is best fuck.

2168 months ago

what the fuck is best fuck, also what the fuck

ur_mum7 years ago

simple charge them an insane rent untill they move out no more person and free money

Starlo8 months ago

They'll just pay the absurd rent. Or they won't. What are you gonna do about it? Kick them out? Can't do that. "Have to" means "HAVE TO."

ThanatosDelta8 years ago

Don't have an enemy other than depression *cries* Oh well I already live with that anyway

Joshua Palubinsky12 years ago

As long as I can contain the corpse smell, I'll be fine.

Starlo8 months ago

Won't work. Can't be enemies with a dead guy. Either they literally just Will Not Die or your second worst enemy will become your worst enemy and have to live with you.

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CyberX1147 years ago

any electronicics means NUCLEUR BOMB (me cant spell)

DACAT7 years ago

Kill them

Starlo8 months ago

Won't work. cant be "worst enemies" with something that isnt alive enough to hate you back

2pokemonUTgirls9 years ago

stuff them in to cluttered closet problem solved and lock the closet

Starlo8 months ago

Won't work. Closet doesn't count as part of your bedroom.

TheLogicalHusky7 years ago

I'm sorry, but I like to have privacy in my bedroom.

co-leader9 years ago

murder that person

Lonley_Unicorn9 years ago

You could always just look past your differences and become freinds....

Starlo8 months ago

Won't work because they wont be your worst enemy anymore.

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Kay Foster12 years ago

it would end up like one of those fanfics

HiHiIamAnime7 years ago

You, my friend, have just given me a great idea for a story.... Thank you!

Jacquel Bradley12 years ago

keep your friends close eat breakfast everyday with your nemesis.

Michelle Onacse12 years ago

I'd just suffocate her in her sleep lol

Claire Romanini12 years ago

how about go sleep in the fuckin basement xDD

Starlo8 months ago

Won't work unless your bedroom is in your basement. It isn't "share a house" it's "share a bedroom"

Lolita-chat Luppens12 years ago

Kill him or her. Then make a trophy with the corpse.

Ruggero Maricchiolo12 years ago

yeeee, my roommate is a giant spider......................

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it's okay. you kill him then :P

Taylor Jones12 years ago

Eh i'll force them to sleep on the floor or even shove 'em off the bed!!

Dustin Chiasson12 years ago

Seems like a good excuse to end enimosity.

GULL1V3R3 years ago

My bed: future tech that can control dreams Enemies bed: the same but I’m still the one that controls it so i can just give him nightmares

Joshuaha9 years ago

So in my bedroom could be something to kill him

AhmetSabir7 years ago

Whatwould happen if its a girl cuz im a boy a love story a bitch gal and a bitch dude the love story ends with sex

NinjaHaxD9 years ago

My worst enemy is myself.

spm329 years ago

I have no worst enemy, jokes on you bro

Firearm8 years ago

Don't really think I have an enemy.

09dollface9 years ago

i just leave ducktape over there mouths (unless they need food or a drink)

retromonkey49 years ago

i dont have enemys

Coolkid0077 years ago

My dream house has a shoutgun:). RIP enemy

Mr poopybuthole9 years ago

My worst enemy is myself

Badger Punk9 years ago

I am my worst enemy

Kittenlover1018 years ago

Slender? Heck no.

Ryan20169 years ago

Make a really frickin large room

Goxox9 years ago

my worst enemy would literly rape me (she has problems)

Samer14 years ago

Easy just kill him via Poison and Get rid of the body

Chris01119 years ago

Ironically my best friend shares the same name with my worst enemy

Mrtitan9 years ago

I would kill them so I share the room with a dead person sounds crazy but logical

PeopleAreDumbasses9 years ago

My bro is the best

DextersLaboratory4EVER18 months ago

no worst enemy, LOOPHOLE

bloodyblade8 years ago

what if my worst enemy is myself? O-O

imakat10 years ago

I can totally share a room with my sis

oisin4 years ago

i would shoot him

cartman6669 years ago

Justin biebier cunt

EllisDrewSinger9 years ago

My best friend is my worst enemy

Hhhtthv7 years ago

HA I would kill my worst enemy

WilkerS19 years ago

I don't even have enemies at all, so there is no downside

TrueOtaku5279 years ago

My cat just became my worst enemy

Kai Black12 years ago

The closest thing to a worst enemy I have is my cat, so it's all good

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