Will You Press The Button?

SolBadguy2 months ago

fuck you justice

sanzai233last year

My worst enemy is my love rival. But the good thing is that I don't hate him, and I even like him a little

Dat1Buttonpresser5 months ago

wait... then he's not your enemy...

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AquaF1ame10 years ago

I would just kick him out, because I would have a restraining order against him in the house,

Starlo11 months ago

you HAVE TO share bedrooms. Kicking them out is not an option

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Pleshy8 years ago

I don't have any human enemies. I dislike my neighbors dog though. I'll just give him to an adoption center, or a Vietnamese restaurant, idk.

Starlo11 months ago

"HAVE TO". You can't give him away to anywhere because then he wouldn't be sharing a bedroom with you.

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NHLic9 years ago

Hate fuck is best fuck.

21611 months ago

what the fuck is best fuck, also what the fuck

ur_mum7 years ago

simple charge them an insane rent untill they move out no more person and free money

Starlo11 months ago

They'll just pay the absurd rent. Or they won't. What are you gonna do about it? Kick them out? Can't do that. "Have to" means "HAVE TO."

ThanatosDelta9 years ago

Don't have an enemy other than depression *cries* Oh well I already live with that anyway

Joshua Palubinsky12 years ago

As long as I can contain the corpse smell, I'll be fine.

Starlo11 months ago

Won't work. Can't be enemies with a dead guy. Either they literally just Will Not Die or your second worst enemy will become your worst enemy and have to live with you.

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CyberX1147 years ago

any electronicics means NUCLEUR BOMB (me cant spell)

DACAT7 years ago

Kill them

Starlo11 months ago

Won't work. cant be "worst enemies" with something that isnt alive enough to hate you back

2pokemonUTgirls9 years ago

stuff them in to cluttered closet problem solved and lock the closet

Starlo11 months ago

Won't work. Closet doesn't count as part of your bedroom.

TheLogicalHusky7 years ago

I'm sorry, but I like to have privacy in my bedroom.

co-leader9 years ago

murder that person

Lonley_Unicorn10 years ago

You could always just look past your differences and become freinds....

Starlo11 months ago

Won't work because they wont be your worst enemy anymore.

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Kay Foster12 years ago

it would end up like one of those fanfics

HiHiIamAnime7 years ago

You, my friend, have just given me a great idea for a story.... Thank you!

Jacquel Bradley12 years ago

keep your friends close eat breakfast everyday with your nemesis.

Claire Romanini12 years ago

how about go sleep in the fuckin basement xDD

Starlo11 months ago

Won't work unless your bedroom is in your basement. It isn't "share a house" it's "share a bedroom"

Michelle Onacse12 years ago

I'd just suffocate her in her sleep lol

Lolita-chat Luppens12 years ago

Kill him or her. Then make a trophy with the corpse.

Dustin Chiasson12 years ago

Seems like a good excuse to end enimosity.

Ruggero Maricchiolo12 years ago

yeeee, my roommate is a giant spider......................

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it's okay. you kill him then :P

Taylor Jones12 years ago

Eh i'll force them to sleep on the floor or even shove 'em off the bed!!

Helloiamhavingaseizure4 years ago

Anything you want? Person shaped deep fryer

cathrin1999 years ago

That's marrige with an upside

this name is not to long10 years ago

That would help you be friends plus xv i dont got no enemy and i bet you cant use fancy emojisðŸ˜ŽðŸ˜ŽðŸ˜ŽðŸ¢ðŸ—¿ðŸ¡ðŸ˜ŽðŸ˜ŽðŸ˜Ž ha lolðŸ˜‚

Jayden Morris12 years ago

All of you stole my words lol! I was just gonna kill him, put him in a body bag, and keep it in there and try and handle the smell of the corpse.

robin5477 years ago

My worst enemy is myself so... HA!

Goliath979 years ago

Kill him

Sky Is Not Normal10 years ago

As long as I can keep the corpse smell down, Wonderful!

Redeyes8 years ago

The onley thing new will be getting my dream house ive shared bedrooms with my brother since birth.

VlkodlakCZ9 years ago

Then i will do enemy with one I love

DarthRevan2010 years ago

my worst enemy is my best friend so...

russia9 years ago

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YourMother1234510 years ago

His bed will be 2 miles away from mine. WORTH IT

Wrav11 months ago

the power of befriending

ZoeTheGamer8 years ago

... Wall dividers.

tonny119 years ago

I will cuz i can kick her out

NightBladeDK10 years ago

Good thing im my own worst enemy.

Elina345 years ago

oh cool I'm sleeping alone like always then! =)

AReplyer9 years ago

I don't have that bad of a worst enemy it's probably one of my friends who I don't like much anyways

KellyIsSPARKLY10 years ago

Eh im tired so idk what to say.. ï»¿ðŸ’¤ðŸ’¤ðŸ’¤ðŸ’¤ðŸ’¤ â˜â˜â˜ðŸ’¤â˜ â˜â˜ðŸ’¤â˜â˜ â˜ðŸ’¤â˜â˜â˜ ðŸ’¤ðŸ’¤ðŸ’¤ðŸ’¤ðŸ’¤ â˜ Sleepy â˜

Dannybionic3 years ago

My worst enemy is also my close friend, I'll let you guess who P.s. It is archer queen cuz she is my fave hero in coc but she also constantly fired her crossbow at a wall when the town hall is right next to her

JediKnight8 years ago

id know everything he does

Tsundere Vegeta9 years ago

Don't like harry potter

Andrew Marinelli11 years ago

:| My worst enemy is myself...Having everything I want of a house would just make me feel better.

Asdfpoop2876 years ago

Who said your "worst enemy" had to be alive? Who said they had to be on the bed at night? Who said they couldnt be burnt to ashes and stored in a pot in your closet?

swagnemite9 years ago

i am sweden

brittani brunett10 years ago

just because i have to share a bedroom with them doesn't mean i have to interact with them, duh.

ValerieParker8 years ago

I am my own worst enemy. How do I share a bedroom with myself? A clone? That can't be right. She"s not me, any longer. I suppose the best (worst?) thing to assume is I, now, have a split personality.

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