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You become Chuck Norris for a day
but
The next he roundhouse kicks you in the balls(if your a girl you grow balls just for this)
Next


grantgreen10 years ago
KICKS SO HARD WOMEN GROW BALLZ TO BE KICKED THEN BALZIZLES ARE KICKED SO HARD THEY FLY OF INTO A BALLZILLION PIECES!!!! wow...don't fuck with Norris.

YEETUSCLEETUS4 years ago
Agreeded
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Slyde9 years ago
Chuck Norris doesn't obey time, time obeys him

JovialJemYT9 years ago
@Loopholeman BRO First actual Destiny reference I've seen on here
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DrinkBleach9 years ago
Chuck Norris doesn't kick you in the balls, he kicks balls into you.

LolbitTheFunnyFox4 years ago
well done

ButterBoyGamer8 years ago
GROW BALLS? MAGIC CONFIRMED?

AwesomeDabber226049 years ago
WHAT THE FUCK?!

Willowdrakon_YT8 years ago
Instant death

KINGLINUS18 years ago
aha! I'm a boy with no balls

stove9 days ago
why dont you got balls
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Useful_PotatO7 years ago
Does not say anything bout how hard he roundhouse kicks you in da balls........ehhhhhhhhh!

Shnerpdeshlerp7 years ago
Why would I want to be Chuck Norris

Dantess A Secas12 years ago
If im Chuck Norris, a kick in the balls would feel like nothing

Migdin18 years ago
You would not fell it if youre Chuck Norris, but you know you turn back the next day, wich is also the day Chuck Norris kicks you.... rip
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Erich Raymond Najbar12 years ago
Chuck norris is stupid not worth any downside

DrinkBleach9 years ago
Drink me.
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Sharon Held12 years ago
I'm chuck norris:D David Herzog/ Yasemin Aksu

CashCow11349 years ago
girls with balls ruin evolution

TeamKobus28 years ago
You amputate his feet. How will you kick me now?

katie:v9 years ago
XDD no I would never growing balls wow

MyMum('s sister)9 years ago
Buy balls protection = no problem :D

MrTankus9 years ago
Obviously has never seen what Chuck's roundhouse kick is capable of

oldnotweak10 years ago
chuck norris is above time therefore tomorrow never has to come

Ya_boiCREEPZ3 years ago
my balls are too precious

the deadpoolest girl9 years ago
I don't get it......

FRIDAYS_HERE8 years ago
Beat up chuck Norris... as chuck Norris.... it"s INCEPTION

Mazerunner1179 years ago
You can't even English dude.

SE617last year
Any why would you press the button for just a day

MasterWiciu7 years ago
Guys, can Chuck Norris kill orther Chuck Norris? Okay i know he can't, he"s Chuck Norris... Wait...

gamegod9 years ago
Fuck chuck brucr

Potato_cat_man11 years ago
Dont you know we cant play god

CashCow11349 years ago
lesbians with babies

OnePunch8 years ago
No thanks. I'm not sure that even I would be able to beat him.

ShadowMarco8 years ago
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frizzybizzy199 years ago
you can't roundhouse kick in the balls its a kick done to head

AlexDunn9 years ago
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Lorik10 years ago
I'm pretty sure getting kicked in the crotch still hurts a lot for women too.

Nihilus53 years ago
A roundhouse kick is one of the worst choices, unless you hit with the ball of your foot(pun intended), the chance is high it"s just gonna hit your thigh. A straight upward kick with the toes pointing backwards is far more effective 😂

Rina Bridgewater12 years ago
I will randomly grow balls so that Chuck Norris can kick me in them... Do they fall off after he kicks me in them or what?

Master Roshi9 years ago
Who's this Chuck Norris fella I keep hearing about?

Lavacreeper578854478 years ago
He wouldn't do that to a child in front of there mother now would they?

VelocityRaptor289 years ago
well if i switch bodies at the end of the day i simply superglue and duct tape a really cushionie pillow to his feet

卐 Nigger Slayer 卐10 years ago
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eepydreemurrlast year
how to become transgender with this simple trick!

gamegod9 years ago
What about bruse lea he better

shaye3233210 years ago
WORTH IIITT!!!!!

Karo__lina8 years ago
Getting kicked in the balls can't be as painful as being on your period. So sure, why not?

OnePunch8 years ago
Being kicked in the balls actually is proven to be a more severe, acute form of pain than having a period. Though I may not know what a period is like, I do know what it is like to have the entire right side of your chest ripped open by barbed wire, and I ...[Show full comment]
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BestLadd9 years ago
Im not getting kicked in the nuts by Chuck Norris that roundhouse kick it hurts

xenin123459 years ago
wow just wow

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Ckelers3 years ago
Я не хочу терять своё мужское достоинство и попадать в реанимацию. Хорошая работа Чак, спасибо не надо!

gaster4569 years ago
don't know don't caree

VelocityRaptor288 years ago
find a way to commit suicide as chuck norris

coolguy75009 years ago
wear metal pants when u go 2 bed

Bogster139 years ago
So the downside is I die

aqswdefrgthyjukilopm12 months ago
I dont even know who Chuck Norris is.
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