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You become Chuck Norris for a day
but
The next he roundhouse kicks you in the balls(if your a girl you grow balls just for this)
Next


grantgreen9 years ago
KICKS SO HARD WOMEN GROW BALLZ TO BE KICKED THEN BALZIZLES ARE KICKED SO HARD THEY FLY OF INTO A BALLZILLION PIECES!!!! wow...don't fuck with Norris.

YEETUSCLEETUS4 years ago
Agreeded
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Slyde9 years ago
Chuck Norris doesn't obey time, time obeys him

JovialJemYT9 years ago
@Loopholeman BRO First actual Destiny reference I've seen on here
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DrinkBleach9 years ago
Chuck Norris doesn't kick you in the balls, he kicks balls into you.

LolbitTheFunnyFox3 years ago
well done

ButterBoyGamer8 years ago
GROW BALLS? MAGIC CONFIRMED?

AwesomeDabber226048 years ago
WHAT THE FUCK?!

Willowdrakon_YT7 years ago
Instant death

KINGLINUS18 years ago
aha! I'm a boy with no balls

Koridon5 months ago
then you would grow them just for this girly

Useful_PotatO7 years ago
Does not say anything bout how hard he roundhouse kicks you in da balls........ehhhhhhhhh!

Shnerpdeshlerp7 years ago
Why would I want to be Chuck Norris

Dantess A Secas12 years ago
If im Chuck Norris, a kick in the balls would feel like nothing

Migdin18 years ago
You would not fell it if youre Chuck Norris, but you know you turn back the next day, wich is also the day Chuck Norris kicks you.... rip
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Erich Raymond Najbar12 years ago
Chuck norris is stupid not worth any downside

DrinkBleach9 years ago
Drink me.
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Sharon Held12 years ago
I'm chuck norris:D David Herzog/ Yasemin Aksu

gamegod9 years ago
Fuck chuck brucr

Potato_cat_man10 years ago
Dont you know we cant play god

MasterWiciu7 years ago
Guys, can Chuck Norris kill orther Chuck Norris? Okay i know he can't, he"s Chuck Norris... Wait...

CashCow11349 years ago
lesbians with babies

OnePunch8 years ago
No thanks. I'm not sure that even I would be able to beat him.

ShadowMarco8 years ago
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frizzybizzy199 years ago
you can't roundhouse kick in the balls its a kick done to head

AlexDunn9 years ago
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Lorik9 years ago
I'm pretty sure getting kicked in the crotch still hurts a lot for women too.

Nihilus53 years ago
A roundhouse kick is one of the worst choices, unless you hit with the ball of your foot(pun intended), the chance is high it"s just gonna hit your thigh. A straight upward kick with the toes pointing backwards is far more effective 😂

Rina Bridgewater12 years ago
I will randomly grow balls so that Chuck Norris can kick me in them... Do they fall off after he kicks me in them or what?

Master Roshi9 years ago
Who's this Chuck Norris fella I keep hearing about?

Lavacreeper578854478 years ago
He wouldn't do that to a child in front of there mother now would they?

VelocityRaptor289 years ago
well if i switch bodies at the end of the day i simply superglue and duct tape a really cushionie pillow to his feet

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gamegod9 years ago
What about bruse lea he better

shaye3233210 years ago
WORTH IIITT!!!!!

Karo__lina8 years ago
Getting kicked in the balls can't be as painful as being on your period. So sure, why not?

OnePunch8 years ago
Being kicked in the balls actually is proven to be a more severe, acute form of pain than having a period. Though I may not know what a period is like, I do know what it is like to have the entire right side of your chest ripped open by barbed wire, and I ...[Show full comment]
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BestLadd9 years ago
Im not getting kicked in the nuts by Chuck Norris that roundhouse kick it hurts

xenin123459 years ago
wow just wow

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Ckelers3 years ago
Я не хочу терять своё мужское достоинство и попадать в реанимацию. Хорошая работа Чак, спасибо не надо!

gaster4569 years ago
don't know don't caree

VelocityRaptor288 years ago
find a way to commit suicide as chuck norris

coolguy75009 years ago
wear metal pants when u go 2 bed

Bogster139 years ago
So the downside is I die

aqswdefrgthyjukilopm10 months ago
I dont even know who Chuck Norris is.

Worm_Oc_Alice4 years ago
A BODY HAS BEEN DISCOVERED

Xanderiah9 years ago
Girls,I know periods are bad,but getting kicked in the balls is one of the most painful experiences in existence.

The360MlgNoscoper7 years ago
It is #1

Matth10 years ago
No need to grow balls, women are almost as sensitive there as men anyway.

TheMailman1139 years ago
Being roundhouse kicked by an almost 80 year old man would not be that terrible.

Ruggero Maricchiolo12 years ago
Worth it............

1noxaj7 years ago
IT"S NOT A PHASE MOM!!! I"M STAYING CHUCK NORRIS FOREVER!!!

Drain8 years ago
IDFK.....AGAIN

D€M0NZ9 years ago
It's worth any downside

Lilgizzy9 years ago
Chuck Norris doesn't enjoy food food enjoys him

Krelaen9 years ago
Does she then keep said balls?
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