Will You Press The Button?

grantgreen 11 years ago

KICKS SO HARD WOMEN GROW BALLZ TO BE KICKED THEN BALZIZLES ARE KICKED SO HARD THEY FLY OF INTO A BALLZILLION PIECES!!!! wow...don't fuck with Norris.

YEETUSCLEETUS 6 years ago

Agreeded

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Slyde 11 years ago

Chuck Norris doesn't obey time, time obeys him

JovialJemYT 10 years ago

@Loopholeman BRO First actual Destiny reference I've seen on here

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DrinkBleach 10 years ago

Chuck Norris doesn't kick you in the balls, he kicks balls into you.

LolbitTheFunnyFox 5 years ago

well done

ButterBoyGamer 10 years ago

GROW BALLS? MAGIC CONFIRMED?

AwesomeDabber22604 10 years ago

WHAT THE FUCK?!

Willowdrakon_YT 9 years ago

Instant death

KINGLINUS1 10 years ago

aha! I'm a boy with no balls

stove last year

why dont you got balls

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Useful_PotatO 8 years ago

Does not say anything bout how hard he roundhouse kicks you in da balls........ehhhhhhhhh!

Shnerpdeshlerp 9 years ago

Why would I want to be Chuck Norris

Dantess A Secas 13 years ago

If im Chuck Norris, a kick in the balls would feel like nothing

Migdin1 10 years ago

You would not fell it if youre Chuck Norris, but you know you turn back the next day, wich is also the day Chuck Norris kicks you.... rip

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Erich Raymond Najbar 13 years ago

Chuck norris is stupid not worth any downside

DrinkBleach 10 years ago

Drink me.

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Sharon Held 13 years ago

I'm chuck norris:D David Herzog/ Yasemin Aksu

L3M1N 2 years ago

thought it said 'chuck-e-cheese' and I instantly went "TAKE MY WHOLE BANK ACCOUNT"

paulcastravete 10 years ago

When i see these questions i ask myself about humanity

EpicDweeb 11 years ago

HAHA not worth... This is practically saying you die in 1 day xD

Awesome11046 10 years ago

i dont even know who he is

inkredeble 11 years ago

The next what? If you grow balls for it, it doesn't say you would feel it.

Nasos 6 years ago

The parenthesis is hilarious

Kingking77 9 years ago

When I'm Chuck Norris and it"s 11:59am all I need to do is just say no and then it turns to 11:59pm

VanceNinja13k 11 years ago

Bruce lee is better

Master Roshi 11 years ago

Whoever he is, I bet he can't beat Jackie Chun!

PressTheButton!!!! 9 years ago

Incapacitate his legs the day before?

roeequaza 11 years ago

No way in hell

SuperVincent1252 11 years ago

Lol so what?

SE617 3 years ago

Woah sexual abuse + harassment

Fenbi 11 years ago

These comments doe

Peradox 12 years ago

Being Chuck Norris, i'd bro-fist him, kick HIM in the crotch, and slay all the heretics.

CashCow1134 11 years ago

girls with balls ruin evolution

doghost 10 months ago

Now everyone can have balls

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

You amputate his feet. How will you kick me now?

katie:v 11 years ago

XDD no I would never growing balls wow

MyMum('s sister) 10 years ago

Buy balls protection = no problem :D

MrTankus 10 years ago

Obviously has never seen what Chuck's roundhouse kick is capable of

oldnotweak 11 years ago

chuck norris is above time therefore tomorrow never has to come

Ya_boiCREEPZ 4 years ago

my balls are too precious

the deadpoolest girl 11 years ago

I don't get it......

FRIDAYS_HERE 9 years ago

Beat up chuck Norris... as chuck Norris.... it"s INCEPTION

Mazerunner117 11 years ago

You can't even English dude.

SE617 3 years ago

Any why would you press the button for just a day

Potato_cat_man 12 years ago

Dont you know we cant play god

MasterWiciu 8 years ago

Guys, can Chuck Norris kill orther Chuck Norris? Okay i know he can't, he"s Chuck Norris... Wait...

gamegod 10 years ago

Fuck chuck brucr

OnePunch 9 years ago

No thanks. I'm not sure that even I would be able to beat him.

CashCow1134 11 years ago

lesbians with babies

frizzybizzy19 11 years ago

you can't roundhouse kick in the balls its a kick done to head

SpaceLizard24 7 months ago

Following recent events, being dead for a day wouldn't be fun.

ShadowMarco 10 years ago

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Nihilus5 4 years ago

A roundhouse kick is one of the worst choices, unless you hit with the ball of your foot(pun intended), the chance is high it"s just gonna hit your thigh. A straight upward kick with the toes pointing backwards is far more effective 😂

AlexDunn 10 years ago

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Lorik 11 years ago

I'm pretty sure getting kicked in the crotch still hurts a lot for women too.

Master Roshi 11 years ago

Who's this Chuck Norris fella I keep hearing about?

Rina Bridgewater 13 years ago

I will randomly grow balls so that Chuck Norris can kick me in them... Do they fall off after he kicks me in them or what?

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