Will You Press The Button?

Gigablack3 months ago

I already have exactly 84.2 million bottles of baby oil so I think I’m good

Beaglepeanut6 months ago

DIDDY

KhairulAnwarRoblox9 years ago

Sell oil, buy bodygards and shet. Become richer than Bill Gates and control the pirates and thieves with moneh.

Gigablack3 months ago

You sound hella British mate

DottySpot8 years ago

Pirate?! What are we in, the 70s!?!

ThePaulDude4 years ago

You know that Somali pirates are a thing right?

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Rhett Overbay12 years ago

use the oil to BURN THEM ALL TO DEATH IN AN ETERNAL BONFIRE.

BurritoHog2 years ago

Hey! We didn't start the fire! It was always burning since the worlds been turnin"! Hey! We didn't start the fire! No we didn't light it but we tried to fight it!

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Panty P9 years ago

get rich. buy world. get army. I WIN AGAIN HAHA

PartyCrasher2037 years ago

Super pirate killing plan Step 1: sell oil and buy massive fort Step 2: buy auto turrets to surround the perimiter Step 3: Do what ever you want inside your massive wall

DragonEXE8 years ago

Welcome to the 9th ring of hell motherfuckers!

Davvedido8 years ago

Like this every1 that like trains

Gerpar8 years ago

Pay them off, I'm pretty sure with infinite oil you could out pay whoever wanted you dead.

BrofistKittycat8 years ago

Not if I never tell ANYONE!!!

Dutch_lion779 years ago

Pollution anyone?

Cubed_me10 years ago

It's unlimited. Just give them.

Hans Tan12 years ago

Ill just get the money become rich kill the pirates

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Why kill the pirates when you can hire them to protect you instead?

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Leonarose Fisher12 years ago

throw oil at them and light it

StormTDR7 years ago

Mwhahahahahahaha

Andrei Mihai12 years ago

ill just hire AMERICA to protect me....FREEDOM!!!

linktry4s9 years ago

What about markiplier and tdm

Dalton Brodie12 years ago

If i want to i can just hire people to watch over my family Duh

Taylor Palmer12 years ago

I'll pay them off in oil

Imboredaf9 years ago

Smart.

mrsnakegaming9 years ago

thats what i was saying

TakoTheFox2 years ago

Yay now oil is a renewable resource

Andy29 years ago

Sorry but that would pollute and besides:I don't know how to fight

Marcel Michelsen12 years ago

sell oil setup turrets of different kind up top shoot attackers on my castle out on a island surrounded by mines

CakeTheFox6 years ago

Bruh someone better hold back America

Dk_the_gr810 years ago

technically they are my family, so they would kill each other first

N8torade9 years ago

I can be rich, sell oil and hire guards :D

MC SKELLY 8 years ago

sell the oil= infinite money so i can buy pirate and thieves lots of money so they stop LOOPHOLE

PatrickU.9 years ago

Sell the oil to buy the best defenses

carsofawe10 years ago

Easy, if only you have it, sell it for very well armored vehicles and buildings, and no penmen

xingtidedog9 months ago

把赚来的钱钱赞助公安，而且我在中国，很安全

Fishtronaut 9 years ago

We can work it out, maybe a...partnership?

Waffuru8 years ago

Buy a million body guards.

Claire Hackman12 years ago

Oil bombs everywhere.

The Cookie ðŸ˜›9 years ago

I WILL KEEEEL EM.

NHLic8 years ago

If there"s no sea, there would be no pirates. If there"s no one alive in this world, there would be no thieves, so it doesn't matter. I'll destroy everything into burning hell.

2tOxIc4u8 years ago

Thats dark

DaNippleMaster9 years ago

Buy napalm and just light it up

imavirginnn4 years ago

america doesn't give a damn

ledoylinator9 years ago

Oil is limited and non renewable.

skyscratch9 years ago

What kind of oil

TeamKobus28 years ago

The oil most cars run on

Finn3us7 years ago

Sounds like a great Tower Defense game

Nemesis 10 years ago

Discount the price of the oil to the pirates. Then hire security staff to protect your family. Pour money into the government and make a candidate a puppet. Boom you're in control of the national security forces.

RachelE088 years ago

Why do I want oil?

TeamKobus28 years ago

Because oil suplies are getting thinner and thinner. If we don't go full electric there will be wars about cans of oil. But if you press it there won't be any wars about it and dubai doesn't have to be broke

Zackthemaniac7 years ago

I could just put a bounty on whoever attacks me"s head.

CubeKnight10 years ago

infinite flamethrowers bitches!

TeamKobus28 years ago

Global warming bitches!

Junoh9 years ago

Sell tons of oil to the US and have them protect me and my family in exchange for it. Then I'd buy every game on Steam because why not?

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woof9 years ago

oil is one of the most precious things in the world so id just sell ALOT of it and get the best security with an army and a secret room with surveillance and a password 30 numbers long memorized by my family name. live in the center of north america so th...[Show full comment]

Bonkboy2 years ago

Pay them off with oil or oil money

ofpgrimm1029 years ago

so just fallout 4

WoodStuff8 years ago

61% of people are stupid

Lymle9 years ago

Just give them the oil and your money for free. Then they'll leave me alone :D

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