Will You Press The Button?

dirtebro 7 months ago

别忘了贪图石油的不止海盗和小偷

Gigablack 2 years ago

I already have exactly 84.2 million bottles of baby oil so I think I’m good

Beaglepeanut 2 years ago

DIDDY

KhairulAnwarRoblox 10 years ago

Sell oil, buy bodygards and shet. Become richer than Bill Gates and control the pirates and thieves with moneh.

Gigablack 2 years ago

You sound hella British mate

Rhett Overbay 13 years ago

use the oil to BURN THEM ALL TO DEATH IN AN ETERNAL BONFIRE.

BurritoHog 3 years ago

Hey! We didn't start the fire! It was always burning since the worlds been turnin"! Hey! We didn't start the fire! No we didn't light it but we tried to fight it!

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DottySpot 10 years ago

Pirate?! What are we in, the 70s!?!

ThePaulDude 6 years ago

You know that Somali pirates are a thing right?

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Panty P 11 years ago

get rich. buy world. get army. I WIN AGAIN HAHA

PartyCrasher203 8 years ago

Super pirate killing plan Step 1: sell oil and buy massive fort Step 2: buy auto turrets to surround the perimiter Step 3: Do what ever you want inside your massive wall

DragonEXE 9 years ago

Welcome to the 9th ring of hell motherfuckers!

Davvedido 9 years ago

Like this every1 that like trains

Gerpar 9 years ago

Pay them off, I'm pretty sure with infinite oil you could out pay whoever wanted you dead.

BrofistKittycat 10 years ago

Not if I never tell ANYONE!!!

Dutch_lion77 11 years ago

Pollution anyone?

Cubed_me 11 years ago

It's unlimited. Just give them.

Hans Tan 13 years ago

Ill just get the money become rich kill the pirates

ThePaulDude 6 years ago

Why kill the pirates when you can hire them to protect you instead?

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Leonarose Fisher 13 years ago

throw oil at them and light it

StormTDR 9 years ago

Mwhahahahahahaha

Andrei Mihai 13 years ago

ill just hire AMERICA to protect me....FREEDOM!!!

linktry4s 11 years ago

What about markiplier and tdm

Dalton Brodie 13 years ago

If i want to i can just hire people to watch over my family Duh

Taylor Palmer 13 years ago

I'll pay them off in oil

Imboredaf 11 years ago

Smart.

Lymle 11 years ago

Just give them the oil and your money for free. Then they'll leave me alone :D

dabestjames 7 years ago

If you sell the oil and get rich pay the pirates to not kill you

Starslinger 11 years ago

I would have my base in space orbiting in a distant star system's gas giant. GL Finding me :D (I also have nukes, warp drive, and all kinds of ships and defences :D

Danero1919 9 years ago

Did anyone else think of the Shooting Stars meme when they read this?

Fishtank-Productions 8 years ago

Use profit from oil to purchase a golden army tank?

KarukikuPresses 11 years ago

Use Oil to hire greatest Private army ever, wipe out all of them.

BrianRupram 10 years ago

I don't use oil to burn my enemies I either hang or shoot them

bakara_chan 11 years ago

Plant bombs in some of the cans that they steal :)

pewdsrn 10 years ago

sell oil buy rocket fill the rocket with oil take me and my family to mars

GodDammitBilly 11 years ago

Easy fix buy a flame thrower

Tspoon915 9 years ago

Sell become rich,buy body guards and a few soldiers and become even more rich

Coolguy246 12 years ago

Kill them all.

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

Why not just sell it to the pirates do they'll back off?

jjdafeesh 11 years ago

Umm sell oil buy the GOVERNMENT get protection

MaxwellMembrino 9 years ago

oil can polute the environment so I would not do it

A FREAKING DUCK 10 years ago

Earth is running low on Oil, it needs this. Plus, I'm so rich I could probably get a few bodyguards.

Somerandomwizard 10 years ago

You know, nighttime is my favourite part of dig or die

selfiecat 11 years ago

just sell the oil get guns protect your self

FreShaVacaDo1000 8 years ago

Use the oil to burn them....plus you have money and you can buy weapons with ur richnesses

Stropey 11 years ago

A giant mech guardian, twice the size of my house, is already seeking (around my mansion) for beings that are armed inside and outside of them anyway possible. Problem solved. Oh yeah, Soid Snake and Raiden would probably work for me as well.

valdumar 11 years ago

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hippomega314 9 years ago

Get rich hire assassins

rising_demon 12 years ago

I'll become pirate myself,it's one of my dreams

EpicCommander2 10 years ago

Well, gg earth. You are now ded

loadedc 11 years ago

use oil to kill them and hire 5 hit men to kill them and pay them with money from the oil

Anne 9 years ago

this is sorta close to my life story

DonkeyXGamer 10 years ago

I would sell the oil so I can buy a safe haven where nobody can touch us. Basically I would buy a security system with laser shooters in all of my 12 mansions on each of my 8 islands.

Hyltran 3 years ago

That kind of coms in the packet of being super rich.

LionJayandDove 9 years ago

WHO NEEDS ETERNAL OIL?!!!!!!????!?!?!!!?!??!

jimz 11 years ago

sell oil. take money. buy gun.

Nexp 6 years ago

Give them oil

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