Will You Press The Button?

dirtebro 6 months ago

别忘了贪图石油的不止海盗和小偷

Gigablack 2 years ago

I already have exactly 84.2 million bottles of baby oil so I think I’m good

Beaglepeanut 2 years ago

DIDDY

KhairulAnwarRoblox 10 years ago

Sell oil, buy bodygards and shet. Become richer than Bill Gates and control the pirates and thieves with moneh.

Gigablack 2 years ago

You sound hella British mate

Rhett Overbay 13 years ago

use the oil to BURN THEM ALL TO DEATH IN AN ETERNAL BONFIRE.

BurritoHog 3 years ago

Hey! We didn't start the fire! It was always burning since the worlds been turnin"! Hey! We didn't start the fire! No we didn't light it but we tried to fight it!

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DottySpot 9 years ago

Pirate?! What are we in, the 70s!?!

ThePaulDude 6 years ago

You know that Somali pirates are a thing right?

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Panty P 11 years ago

get rich. buy world. get army. I WIN AGAIN HAHA

PartyCrasher203 8 years ago

Super pirate killing plan Step 1: sell oil and buy massive fort Step 2: buy auto turrets to surround the perimiter Step 3: Do what ever you want inside your massive wall

DragonEXE 9 years ago

Welcome to the 9th ring of hell motherfuckers!

Davvedido 9 years ago

Like this every1 that like trains

Gerpar 9 years ago

Pay them off, I'm pretty sure with infinite oil you could out pay whoever wanted you dead.

BrofistKittycat 10 years ago

Not if I never tell ANYONE!!!

Dutch_lion77 11 years ago

Pollution anyone?

Cubed_me 11 years ago

It's unlimited. Just give them.

Hans Tan 13 years ago

Ill just get the money become rich kill the pirates

ThePaulDude 6 years ago

Why kill the pirates when you can hire them to protect you instead?

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Leonarose Fisher 13 years ago

throw oil at them and light it

StormTDR 9 years ago

Mwhahahahahahaha

Andrei Mihai 13 years ago

ill just hire AMERICA to protect me....FREEDOM!!!

linktry4s 11 years ago

What about markiplier and tdm

Dalton Brodie 13 years ago

If i want to i can just hire people to watch over my family Duh

Taylor Palmer 13 years ago

I'll pay them off in oil

Imboredaf 10 years ago

Smart.

sam_king21 11 years ago

Sell oil and hire mercenaries.

YourAverageCosplayer 6 years ago

I'm 11 why the hell would I need money right now LMAO

the reaper king 11 years ago

buy mercs

Superlogoyoyo 11 years ago

What type of oil

Button-Boi 8 years ago

Lmfao why pirates

Cubed_me 11 years ago

It's unlimited. Just give them.

PikaGirl772 10 years ago

OK OK OK lemme get something straight... HEY U DUMB?? U DO KNOW YOULL DIE XD WHY THE **** LOL

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

Infinite moneeeeyyyyyyyy! Money money money money money money money money!

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The Howling Wolf 9 years ago

Pay for guards and a restraining order

Astro Dime 12 years ago

Luckily I'm not afraid of murder...

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

Why I need oil?

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

You"re stupid. You can sell oil. And you get thousands for it

Furrina last year

Where has oil,where has American army.

LucasR 11 years ago

Who the fuck wants oil?

TheDALMAS 11 years ago

Think in the Arabs ;) Dubai lifestyle.

VinceN 5 years ago

buy more weponsbthen them because you"re now rich from the oil

septicplier 11 years ago

boil it and dump it on them to melt their skin

TimeWalker 9 years ago

Seems like too much of a hassle over oil

Pedro Lasta 13 years ago

Put oil in front of pirates pants, light it, put in oil in their pants back, light it, put oil in their head, light it, put oil in all their back, LIGHT IT! repeat til they are all death

EnderGamer56 7 years ago

Environmentalists: ummm, hell no

samuel2342 11 years ago

lalala

Spiderp 10 years ago

I'm sure the pirates will warm up to me when I start giving them free oil. If not, they'll literally warm up to me when I cover them in oil; and light a match.

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

security plus hot oil throwers.

jessie14585 10 years ago

FUCK IT. TIME FOR AN ADVENTURE

yourcatmarvin 8 years ago

why do i need that much oil???

Puffinmaster246 12 years ago

WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT THIS?!!!!!!!!

TeamKobus2 9 years ago

Money

TigerKingTundra 2 years ago

NO NOT AMERICA!!! MY OIL! MINE!

A correct man 11 years ago

FUCK ALL THE WORLD, I'LL BECOME BURN THEM ALL TO DEATH IN A FUCKING HELL!!!

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Chris Lewis 13 years ago

Live in the middle of a country pirates would be useless

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Thomas-Falls DownThe-Hill 13 years ago

Just buy really good defense for you and your family DUH

sumsum 11 years ago

im good

ThePaulDude 6 years ago

Sell a tone of oil then pay off the pirates to bugger off.

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