I already have exactly 84.2 million bottles of baby oil so I think I’m good
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Beaglepeanut2 years ago
DIDDY
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KhairulAnwarRoblox10 years ago
Sell oil, buy bodygards and shet. Become richer than Bill Gates and control the pirates and thieves with moneh.
Gigablack2 years ago
You sound hella British mate
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Rhett Overbay13 years ago
use the oil to BURN THEM ALL TO DEATH IN AN ETERNAL BONFIRE.
BurritoHog3 years ago
Hey! We didn't start the fire! It was always burning since the worlds been turnin"! Hey! We didn't start the fire! No we didn't light it but we tried to fight it!
Super pirate killing plan
Step 1: sell oil and buy massive fort
Step 2: buy auto turrets to surround the perimiter
Step 3: Do what ever you want inside your massive wall
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DragonEXE9 years ago
Welcome to the 9th ring of hell motherfuckers!
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Davvedido9 years ago
Like this every1 that like trains
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Gerpar9 years ago
Pay them off, I'm pretty sure with infinite oil you could out pay whoever wanted you dead.
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BrofistKittycat10 years ago
Not if I never tell ANYONE!!!
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Dutch_lion7711 years ago
Pollution anyone?
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Cubed_me11 years ago
It's unlimited. Just give them.
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Hans Tan13 years ago
Ill just get the money become rich kill the pirates
ThePaulDude6 years ago
Why kill the pirates when you can hire them to protect you instead?
If i want to i can just hire people to watch over my family Duh
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Taylor Palmer13 years ago
I'll pay them off in oil
Imboredaf10 years ago
Smart.
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Spiderp10 years ago
I'm sure the pirates will warm up to me when I start giving them free oil.
If not, they'll literally warm up to me when I cover them in oil; and light a match.
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Cheshire shadow11 years ago
security plus hot oil throwers.
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EnderGamer567 years ago
Environmentalists: ummm, hell no
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samuel234211 years ago
lalala
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yourcatmarvin8 years ago
why do i need that much oil???
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Puffinmaster24612 years ago
WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT THIS?!!!!!!!!
TeamKobus29 years ago
Money
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jessie1458510 years ago
FUCK IT. TIME FOR AN ADVENTURE
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Chris Lewis13 years ago
Live in the middle of a country pirates would be useless
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TigerKingTundra2 years ago
NO NOT AMERICA!!! MY OIL! MINE!
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A correct man11 years ago
FUCK ALL THE WORLD, I'LL BECOME BURN THEM ALL TO DEATH IN A FUCKING HELL!!!
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sumsum11 years ago
im good
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ThePaulDude6 years ago
Sell a tone of oil then pay off the pirates to bugger off.
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Thomas-Falls DownThe-Hill13 years ago
Just buy really good defense for you and your family DUH
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DakotaGore8 years ago
The oil become Priceless and not in a good way either there would just be too much of it no one would really care to spend any money on it
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Carlyjo11 years ago
Nothing new
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FTGSpartan10 years ago
Buy a private army
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NotisMeSanpei!11 years ago
good idea
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Technick3269 years ago
So... We get to be Saudi Arabia?
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Butterbuff 12 years ago
Activate the battle rv
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TakoTheFox4 years ago
Yay now oil is a renewable resource
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Andy211 years ago
Sorry but that would pollute and besides:I don't know how to fight
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Marcel Michelsen13 years ago
sell oil setup turrets of different kind up top shoot attackers on my castle out on a island surrounded by mines
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mrsnakegaming10 years ago
thats what i was saying
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N8torade11 years ago
I can be rich, sell oil and hire guards :D
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CakeTheFox7 years ago
Bruh someone better hold back America
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Dk_the_gr811 years ago
technically they are my family, so they would kill each other first
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PatrickU.11 years ago
Sell the oil to buy the best defenses
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carsofawe11 years ago
Easy, if only you have it, sell it for very well armored vehicles and buildings, and no penmen
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MC SKELLY 10 years ago
sell the oil= infinite money so i can buy pirate and thieves lots of money so they stop LOOPHOLE
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