Why would I want a screaming demon in the first place?
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SoulHunter_kunal9 years ago
We can't have children together but I can fuck any other girl to get children
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NeroAngeloM9 years ago
I see no backside f****** all day long without risk of children perfect
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Oldiron_799 years ago
No downside
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TheArkerportian9 years ago
Downside?
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Abirra9 years ago
That"s what we all want, that"s two positive sides!
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AssHar9 years ago
The person of my dreams? Hm... I don't remember my dreams, and when I do I wonder if sleeping is the same as drugging yourself because shit"s so weird. So... person of my dreams is probably some weird distirted image.
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ultimate101gaming9 years ago
I don't want kids anyway
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lilej9 years ago
It means I can have as much sex as I want without kids
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TimmyTheHobo9 years ago
Eternal Condom
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Ghost.0239 years ago
Fuck kids
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Hatched Ender Dragon w/ Superpowers10 years ago
This a paste from someone else. I'd like to spread a message about something I have encountered more frequent than ever. Spam messages. These mostly tell a story or find the 2 or some other shenanigans. I am getting sick of these types of "comments" being ...[Show full comment]
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Piotr Grochowski11 years ago
I won't give up adopting myself
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Johnny Somsai Vilaychith13 years ago
I will have to kidnap a child if that means anything!
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Favi Flink13 years ago
good thing i don't like kids
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ark12 years ago
so we can try to have baby withou being worry about it?yesssssssss.one thousend time triying for baby,here i come!
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passwordpasswordpasswordusername7 years ago
it says you cant have children together so i guess if you get a friend...
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Paulo_G11 years ago
i don;t even want kids so, bonus!
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Fireball11 years ago
You know micheldahon's girl-/boyfriend were reading when he posted.
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AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago
I already have the person of my dreams!
AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago
I WANT MY WIFE TO BARE MY SPERMLINGS!!!
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ctgamer5511 years ago
+Lillan Norman you are the worst
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ehmmery9 years ago
More room for dogs
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Overhere!11 years ago
No children? sounds good to me, but i'm not sure if it would be good to die without someone to continue my bloodline, kinda sad but it'll be just the two of us! *roar*
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Gigablack2 years ago
I already have hundreds of children because i nutted in a pool and had to pay child support for 124 women
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pokemaner__3110 years ago
Fuck a stranger and you have kids loophole also who even would want kids
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Bridgette Bussler13 years ago
-screams happily as my favorite fictional characters become reality-
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MeyerJo8 years ago
I hate children anyways soooo...
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Project_Oden10 years ago
Technically, adoption would mean legally. We could still pick up random homeless kids and raise them without telling the government.
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Carllz12 years ago
adopt a teenager I guess :/
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TeamAwesomeness5 years ago
I don't have a person of my dreams
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Snowfrost91811 years ago
I am sick of all the falling in love dillemmas....
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gabbo verde 11 years ago
Totally fine with it. :)
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LilyMalfloySimp6 years ago
Haha suckers I'm marrying Draco malfoy
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Dave Strider11 years ago
Good, I hate children
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evilman98711 years ago
create your own in a test tube, not adopting technically.
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Superbomber123410 years ago
DNA Combination Clones of You and Lover (Because Fuck Logic)
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