Why would I want a screaming demon in the first place?
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SoulHunter_kunal7 years ago
We can't have children together but I can fuck any other girl to get children
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NeroAngeloM7 years ago
I see no backside f****** all day long without risk of children perfect
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Oldiron_797 years ago
No downside
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TheArkerportian8 years ago
Downside?
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Abirra8 years ago
That"s what we all want, that"s two positive sides!
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AssHar8 years ago
The person of my dreams? Hm... I don't remember my dreams, and when I do I wonder if sleeping is the same as drugging yourself because shit"s so weird. So... person of my dreams is probably some weird distirted image.
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ultimate101gaming8 years ago
I don't want kids anyway
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lilej8 years ago
It means I can have as much sex as I want without kids
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TimmyTheHobo8 years ago
Eternal Condom
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Ghost.0238 years ago
Fuck kids
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Hatched Ender Dragon w/ Superpowers9 years ago
This a paste from someone else. I'd like to spread a message about something I have encountered more frequent than ever. Spam messages. These mostly tell a story or find the 2 or some other shenanigans. I am getting sick of these types of "comments" being ...[Show full comment]
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Piotr Grochowski9 years ago
I won't give up adopting myself
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Johnny Somsai Vilaychith12 years ago
I will have to kidnap a child if that means anything!
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Favi Flink12 years ago
good thing i don't like kids
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GgoodD4 years ago
Unlimited unprotected sex
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Treetoe9 years ago
Well I'm gay so I can't have children anyways 😂
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luchox259 years ago
Meh still being good
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Jdubztherapper10 years ago
kids are little hitlers anyway
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Logical fallacy9 years ago
There's always loopholes. Or adopting 30 cats could be a thing.
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Dovahkrud9 years ago
Kids suck anyway, win-win.
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Lol.so.me11 years ago
I'm to young anyway
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Am_5505 years ago
People who hate children: hahaha, perfect!
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D3monslay3r9 years ago
Still I can fuck her
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TsuyuriKanawo22 days ago
why i need a kid
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Hank Whittaker9 years ago
Solo style!
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Max Harvey Shukla12 years ago
Surrogacy
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FriedPoop7 years ago
But you can die of having a child
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quickstirke8 years ago
Jokes on YOU!!
I can adopt a KID!! An another name for it is a Baby Goat!! YES! I can get one!
Dave_Just_Dave2 years ago
It says you can't adopt
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SunsetRedRobots10 years ago
I don't want kids anyway.
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tangnick109 years ago
Ok I do not want to have children anyway
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Sylvi4138 years ago
*the lesbian who doesn't want children (only wants cats) laughs at everyone who had to actually consider this*
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Nour10 years ago
I'll find an orphan who's not in an orphanage I guess lol
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Jerfgh3 years ago
So basically I can have sex and not need a condom, sounds good
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Mychemicalbromance9 years ago
Who the fuck needs them little bastards running around anyway.
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Victoria Plummer12 years ago
Sounds fine to me! If I want to be around kids, I can just visit my mom, since she's a teacher :>
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