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You meet the person of your dreams and fall madly in love
but
You can never have children together or adopt children
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Ging3rman1179 years ago
I don't want children anyway.

Superduperbooperdooper9 years ago
@Swegmast0r doesn't have to be now it could be some point in the future so long as they're good to go
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beeficon9 years ago
*asexual laughing in the distance* *pansexuals nervously sweating next to them*

Gunk2 years ago
Fuck you
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Lillian Norman12 years ago
IT DOESN'T SAY WE CAN'T STEAL CHILDREN

Ahsoka-Tano2 years ago
YEAHHHH
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TheColorsOfGame9 years ago
I don't wanna children, i want to fuck the boy of my dreams 😍

bokuwagoofygoober8 years ago
jokes on you, I'm a lesbian

FNF-Fan4 years ago
So... you can make out as much as you Like?

Reekingyoutiber8 years ago
Sex whenever we want

Amazingpotatochild8 years ago
Who needs children, they are noisy, and complain a lot

Banzai277 years ago
I DONT WANT TINY HUMANS

Motoor7 years ago
Sex foreeeeveeeer

cuzwasbored7 years ago
Still get to bang

CarelessPickle8 years ago
Doesn't say she can't adopt a child or someone can donate sperm but if it"s a boy your dating he must adopt but the loopholes

rinacerous9974 years ago
it literally says right there

Danker Dolan9 years ago
Fuck them, Dump then get a real gf

Jacob Middleton12 years ago
sounds like the perfect relationshi[p

grenadeninja1502 years ago
i agree
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ZoeBrianna7 years ago
Why would I want a screaming demon in the first place?

SoulHunter_kunal7 years ago
We can't have children together but I can fuck any other girl to get children

NeroAngeloM7 years ago
I see no backside f****** all day long without risk of children perfect

Oldiron_797 years ago
No downside

TheArkerportian8 years ago
Downside?

Abirra8 years ago
That"s what we all want, that"s two positive sides!

AssHar8 years ago
The person of my dreams? Hm... I don't remember my dreams, and when I do I wonder if sleeping is the same as drugging yourself because shit"s so weird. So... person of my dreams is probably some weird distirted image.

ultimate101gaming8 years ago
I don't want kids anyway

lilej8 years ago
It means I can have as much sex as I want without kids

TimmyTheHobo8 years ago
Eternal Condom

Ghost.0238 years ago
Fuck kids

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Piotr Grochowski9 years ago
I won't give up adopting myself

Johnny Somsai Vilaychith12 years ago
I will have to kidnap a child if that means anything!

Favi Flink12 years ago
good thing i don't like kids

GgoodD4 years ago
Unlimited unprotected sex

Treetoe9 years ago
Well I'm gay so I can't have children anyways 😂

luchox259 years ago
Meh still being good

Jdubztherapper10 years ago
kids are little hitlers anyway

Logical fallacy9 years ago
There's always loopholes. Or adopting 30 cats could be a thing.

Dovahkrud9 years ago
Kids suck anyway, win-win.

Lol.so.me11 years ago
I'm to young anyway

Am_5505 years ago
People who hate children: hahaha, perfect!

D3monslay3r9 years ago
Still I can fuck her

TsuyuriKanawo22 days ago
why i need a kid

Hank Whittaker9 years ago
Solo style!

Max Harvey Shukla12 years ago
Surrogacy

FriedPoop7 years ago
But you can die of having a child

quickstirke8 years ago
Jokes on YOU!! I can adopt a KID!! An another name for it is a Baby Goat!! YES! I can get one!

Dave_Just_Dave2 years ago
It says you can't adopt

SunsetRedRobots10 years ago
I don't want kids anyway.

tangnick109 years ago
Ok I do not want to have children anyway

Sylvi4138 years ago
*the lesbian who doesn't want children (only wants cats) laughs at everyone who had to actually consider this*

Nour10 years ago
I'll find an orphan who's not in an orphanage I guess lol

Jerfgh3 years ago
So basically I can have sex and not need a condom, sounds good

Mychemicalbromance9 years ago
Who the fuck needs them little bastards running around anyway.

Victoria Plummer12 years ago
Sounds fine to me! If I want to be around kids, I can just visit my mom, since she's a teacher :>
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