Why would I want a screaming demon in the first place?
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SoulHunter_kunal9 years ago
We can't have children together but I can fuck any other girl to get children
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NeroAngeloM9 years ago
I see no backside f****** all day long without risk of children perfect
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Oldiron_799 years ago
No downside
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TheArkerportian9 years ago
Downside?
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Abirra9 years ago
That"s what we all want, that"s two positive sides!
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AssHar9 years ago
The person of my dreams? Hm... I don't remember my dreams, and when I do I wonder if sleeping is the same as drugging yourself because shit"s so weird. So... person of my dreams is probably some weird distirted image.
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ultimate101gaming9 years ago
I don't want kids anyway
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lilej9 years ago
It means I can have as much sex as I want without kids
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TimmyTheHobo9 years ago
Eternal Condom
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Ghost.0239 years ago
Fuck kids
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Hatched Ender Dragon w/ Superpowers10 years ago
This a paste from someone else. I'd like to spread a message about something I have encountered more frequent than ever. Spam messages. These mostly tell a story or find the 2 or some other shenanigans. I am getting sick of these types of "comments" being ...[Show full comment]
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Piotr Grochowski11 years ago
I won't give up adopting myself
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Johnny Somsai Vilaychith13 years ago
I will have to kidnap a child if that means anything!
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Favi Flink13 years ago
good thing i don't like kids
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lh000010 years ago
well i cant adopt but they can..
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Why am I here12 years ago
@WolfMind That's a good thing. The desire to fuck children is a serious issue, illegal in many countries, with serious consequences.
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Noobslayerxxxxx6 years ago
No downside
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iceman951811 years ago
THERE. IS. ALWAYS. A LOOPHOLE....................CRIMINAL.
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ChrisBaer11 years ago
Soooooo........ STEAL HIM.
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FriedPoop8 years ago
😵
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KylosLostMascara9 years ago
It never said anything about adopting 4 dogs and naming them after the children you wanted
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~Wave~length~11 years ago
First one I've seen that specifically removes adoption as an option. However, it says you can't have kids... I can still sex them, right?
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yujiaqlast year
好处说完了,坏处呢?
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buzzian10 years ago
HA i plan to be a single parent
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Smiulacrum Lupa13 years ago
perfect
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Jesusisreal10 years ago
HA HA BIIIIITCH IT DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT HAVING PETS THEY"RE BASICALLY CHILDREN
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Nour11 years ago
I'll find an orphan who's not in an orphanage I guess lol
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InvalidFiles_4 years ago
im too aromantic for this website
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emu10.rose10 years ago
I don't really want to have kids. Or get married... FOREVER ALONE
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Lilith Rose Adams13 years ago
Perfect!
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Ghopher111 years ago
what if i.m already married to her and have children
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Tooster-oven6 years ago
No downside ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ An excuse to never have to have children and I get to say "My bloodline ends with me" with confidence which asserts my athority
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Jyushimatsu Matsuno11 years ago
I never liked children anyways
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SovietTVBaileyTurner9 years ago
I'll clone myself
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Ellisboy22311 years ago
i already found the person of my dreams but i think she doesn't like me so :(
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