Will You Press The Button?

VacuumCleaner 11 years ago

I don't have blood. I am a vacuum cleaner.

YellowCandy8432 3 years ago

@Cookies666 thats like asking why am i human

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mpregtruther 2 years ago

waltert white vampire

namgyus_discord_kitten 10 months ago

Mpreg om nom nom

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Maharid 3 years ago

I don't like needles so no.

Dat1Buttonpresser last year

bro it's cancer... even though I agree.

MyUsernameIsAsh 5 years ago

I saw someone say you can clone blood but I already didn't press the button so I guess I'm screwed.

BaiyueKunlan 8 years ago

Blood can be clone, can made a large profit.

FallenKilla 10 years ago

GREAT!! I'm o+

Scripted 9 years ago

Or maybe O- or A+/-

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Myself123 10 years ago

So? I can get blood donated by others

ManiacStar 10 years ago

Um couldnt it just get my dna and put in in blood so i wont have to transfuse?

Lee H-c 13 years ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Harrison_(blood_donor)

Camaro7183 9 years ago

Go Steelers!

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Andrew Mitol 13 years ago

you would only need one transfusion... doctors would clone your bloodcells using stem cells

Kurt Gifkins 13 years ago

the needs of the many outway the needs of the few, plus you'd get used to it

79_16_81_7 10 years ago

cloning blood is a thing, its expensive AF

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Eero JÃ¤rvinen 13 years ago

Cloning.

Steven Boyer 13 years ago

well im sure they would pay you just like any other drug/cure

Dennis Luijkenaar 13 years ago

Doctors will clone my bloodcells, and I'll probably get shitloads of money. So why the hell not? :D

Rolifox555 11 years ago

5 millions of persons with cancer= to much blood to gift= suck my life

yolo4life 8 years ago

I'm good

TheSkyIsUp 11 years ago

If my blood were the only source of the cure there would be no end to the amount of unwanted attention that would be hovering around me. I could be target as well. There could be an uproar. I refuse.

grimcrestthefox 10 years ago

NO!!! my blood!! you cant have it!!!!!!!!

MamaKoi 9 years ago

People who didn't press the button are terrible. Yeah, you have to share your blood, but it"s for a good cause.

DetectiveSora 11 years ago

If i save lifes diing i will be proud

Kaylau9702 11 years ago

You wouldn't get paid for it. The government would probably kidnapped you and use you to control the cure and probably keep you in a medically induced coma so they could siphon your blood for years... maybe even try and clone your genetics to get a larger supply to meet the demand.

Forgotten_fire 2 years ago

i already obtained the ability to go back in time, i go back to when Technoblade was still alive and cure him. then i will cure no one else.

HerobrineYT 11 years ago

I.HATE.NEEDLES!!!!!!!!!!

JacksonBurroughs 9 years ago

Taking One For The Team

Hyltran 5 years ago

I don’t mind giving blood 🩸

Zebraman 11 years ago

It doesn't say how much blood has to be given

TheGaurd 10 years ago

sorry guys i dont have enough blood

cherryblosem625 11 years ago

If it was not my blood than I will do it! ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‘ â™Œâ™Ž. ðŸ”¯ â™Šâ™’ âˆ†©®

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

What if you don't have cancer & just sell the cure to anyone you'd want?

Waffleyumboy 11 years ago

The human body adapts

RGPZ 8 years ago

The Lives You Would Save Tho

Sarcasm 12 years ago

How much blood though?

scsdyh 5 months ago

为人民服务

FatPif 11 years ago

Well i will get aaaaaaal the money out of this

sportsfreak423 9 years ago

I sense a great money making opportunity

Sanjala Jelly-Rose Stojanovic 13 years ago

Fine by me if I'm remembered as a hero.

UltimateSlayer 10 years ago

It depends on your blood type.

Awkward_person 10 years ago

Why not you are constantly pumping blood

Donderpants 11 years ago

1 drop = cured.

MinecraftMooAnn 11 years ago

How much? Basically, I'd just give a normal amount that any blood doner would give and every patient would get one drop.

GamingWithEz 11 years ago

Atleast you did it

EthanOvsak 7 years ago

Step 1: get 2 buckets Step 2: fill both with your blood Step 3: pour them out in a hole diagonal from each other And BOOM infinite blood source Problem blood banks?

theemeraldking 3 years ago

Minecraft irl isn't gonna work

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vicvinegar 11 years ago

I would get so laid from doing this. So I see no downside.

GuyNamedKyle 10 years ago

Omargurd??? Daz crazy dude. My blood to others? Wow, whats the point of living anymore?

josephgervais_ 11 years ago

You could die if you gave back that much blood. And the ads that I'm seeing at the moment are all blood donation lol

Pademelon 9 years ago

What if it’s the wrong blood type?

Yaboiiii 9 years ago

Why not yo

Candyprincess 10 years ago

Never said how much, next time i get injured, put the blood into a little jar and that could be diluted and given to all the patients. BOOM, cure for cancer

hfhxcg 2 years ago

人是自私的，

Steve-Gaming 11 years ago

VAMPIRES ARE REAL!! lol. if you run out of blood, do you become a vampire? CLONING MACHINE TIME!!!!!!

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