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You discover a cure for cancer

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But every cancer patient has to have a transfusion of your blood to be cured, meaning you are constantly giving blood.

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VacuumCleaner 11 years ago

I don't have blood. I am a vacuum cleaner.

YellowCandy8432 3 years ago

@Cookies666 thats like asking why am i human

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mpregtruther 2 years ago

waltert white vampire

namgyus_discord_kitten 10 months ago

Mpreg om nom nom

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Maharid 3 years ago

I don't like needles so no.

Dat1Buttonpresser last year

bro it's cancer... even though I agree.

MyUsernameIsAsh 5 years ago

I saw someone say you can clone blood but I already didn't press the button so I guess I'm screwed.

BaiyueKunlan 8 years ago

Blood can be clone, can made a large profit.

FallenKilla 10 years ago

GREAT!! I'm o+

Scripted 9 years ago

Or maybe O- or A+/-

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Myself123 10 years ago

So? I can get blood donated by others

ManiacStar 10 years ago

Um couldnt it just get my dna and put in in blood so i wont have to transfuse?

Lee H-c 13 years ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Harrison_(blood_donor)

Camaro7183 9 years ago

Go Steelers!

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Andrew Mitol 13 years ago

you would only need one transfusion... doctors would clone your bloodcells using stem cells

Kurt Gifkins 13 years ago

the needs of the many outway the needs of the few, plus you'd get used to it

79_16_81_7 10 years ago

cloning blood is a thing, its expensive AF

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Eero JÃ¤rvinen 13 years ago

Cloning.

Steven Boyer 13 years ago

well im sure they would pay you just like any other drug/cure

Dennis Luijkenaar 13 years ago

Doctors will clone my bloodcells, and I'll probably get shitloads of money. So why the hell not? :D

Zion Burns 10 years ago

We are all going to give blood on the day of judgment

Test123 10 years ago

If it exists.

AWESOME1234 11 years ago

I will cause i would love to cure people

TjSalter 9 years ago

Unless your a o- not everyone can take your blood

Hayden_Ho 5 years ago

just take other peoples blood

Hi.im.justisuar 11 years ago

What if my blood type can kill them

Watermelonman 10 years ago

I will press that when im 50

AdamOtakuGamer 8 years ago

And I am O- I can cure anyone Plus, if it"s a rich person, I don't mind fucking his money :)

austin_cnd 12 years ago

Just makes your blood the most expensive item on the planet

CorneliusFazbear 11 years ago

i just gonna use 1ml of my blood

FloweyDreemur 10 years ago

why risk my life for others? That's dumb, life is precious

Odahhwing 11 years ago

it never said i needed to give people the cure

Marrypoppins 9 years ago

But from what?

Brendon O'Dea 13 years ago

you'd only save 5 or 6 people before bleeding out and dying

VotingPooh 2 years ago

Never thought of having a career in blood donation

@DylanKnapp1 11 years ago

you got to prevent it someday so sure,....

Uncookedham87 9 years ago

I don't have blood I'm a ham

BlueShell 8 years ago

You used to have blood

iplaygames 11 years ago

Your 0 year old self?

Legitbaseball20 10 years ago

SELFLESS

koenegsegg(my hero is pewdiepie) 11 years ago

i whil put it for one milion dolars

jhonathan_wick 6 years ago

o $H!T i dont have enough blood

jujubeanie2004 11 years ago

I LOVE THIS IDEA

thelderscrols 11 years ago

ill be like a hero so itdoesnt matter

Jeremy Richardson 13 years ago

Except that you can't donate blood more than once every 56 days. Sorry to break it to you, but they're not about to put the cancer cure in danger of systemic shock. Just saying.

Ninja_pig 10 years ago

you can have just one cell

lexi-the-homosexual-dragonborn 9 years ago

Sounds fun

Toodles 10 years ago

I spend my life giving out blood samples so if instead of using them for analysis they would just be used to save somebody's life I think it would be better

math. 6 months ago

yeah, why not?

David_MC 11 years ago

Clone my blood.

5758141234 11 years ago

No no no never!

kookoo 5 years ago

sacrifices must be made :)

Ray Marc 11 years ago

meaning I need to be alive to cure people.

Watermelonman 10 years ago

I could transfuse blood to someone who then will transfuse blood to patients... Then, i can transfuse blood to 10 people who then will take my place! They can also donate to 10 people each... And so on.

RandomOtaku_ 8 years ago

Yeah but blood keeps regenerating so it"s not a big deal. It"s actually good for your health.

oldnotweak 12 years ago

i can lose a bit of blood for tens of billions of dollars

DILLONMLG 10 years ago

well i constantly bleed all the time so its a win

Linkthekid 11 years ago

Clone my self they take clone blood

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