Will You Press The Button?

Buahbn8iuj 4 months ago

Ninjas are not real

Pizzascripters 11 years ago

Read this or your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by mutated zombie in your sleep If you do this, tomorrow you will... [Show full comment]

Sir_Hacim 2 years ago

lol this is press the button .com not some goofy ah horascope sight

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Fury4ever 11 years ago

Chance of a ninja abduction ZERO So im safe

Malevolent The Dragon 11 years ago

Yeah, no. Sorry, no.

Serle Blacker 11 years ago

What about girls?

CaseyDemmitt 9 years ago

The president can be a girl it just hasn't happened yet

TheMemer 10 years ago

I don't want to be president. no upside for me

Trevor Valance 13 years ago

good thing ninja abductions dont actually fucking happen or i'd be worried.

FlamingRaven 9 years ago

Yeah but on that one chance it does happen, you"re out of luck

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kathprat7611 11 years ago

I know Tae Kwon Do!

Camaro7183 11 years ago

i be allies with ninjas

Sinning For Sans 11 years ago

Gravity Falls.

AzayGaming 10 years ago

BillCipher = IlluminatiComfirmed

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Altair 11 years ago

Why would I want to be resuced by bad people?

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

It"s means bad as in badass.

AidenStang 9 years ago

BEING THE PRESIDENT IS TOO MUCH WOOOORK!!!!

WhizzyWhazza 9 years ago

Wouldn't my secret service be enough to stop a ninja abduction?

jizzy002 11 years ago

ninja abduction? Sentry coming right up!

Sofia Sweets 11 years ago

I'm a black belt, so I could protect myself.

kathprat7611 11 years ago

Me too. Second degree.

Hoi! Im Tem! 11 years ago

Likelihood of that happening? 8%

Mr.Reader 11 years ago

what are the chances of a ninja abduction?

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

Smoke weed every day! XD

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Hannah Harpe 13 years ago

Guess I'll just have to rescue myself, then.

Reptyl232 11 years ago

Doesn't so that I am not a jujitsu student hunt hint

Natalie Conner 13 years ago

i'd rather save myself

shirayuki x zen 11 years ago

There's a thing called guns

RonBanner 9 years ago

Really ninjas only k

CaptinGamer 11 years ago

Why ninjas?

NotThatGuy 10 years ago

Maybe I AM BAD ENOUGH TO DISPOSE OF NINJA ASSASSINS

jacwib 12 years ago

Lol i get the reference :D playing all those nes games payed off!

PUTT-PUTT 9 years ago

President if what?

prolinette 11 years ago

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Cassius Terrell 13 years ago

This is gonna be a interesting presidency :3

koalas 3 years ago

you said no DUDES are bad enough to save me, i think you forgot about women

TheDistur6edGuy 11 years ago

Are you kidding me... You want me to take on the most stressful job in the world... and there AREN'T any badasses to rescue me from a NINJA ABDUCTION! Screw you! lolz

TheSquish 10 years ago

The hell kind of dilemma is this?? and the dillemma thing above the good or bad thing is spelled wrong.

Minetta69 8 years ago

Read this or your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by a mutates zombie in your sleep if you do this, tomorrow you will get a kiss from your crush: 1. Close your eyes and think of your ... [Show full comment]

CHEESEY_POTATOES 11 years ago

what does this even MEANNNN

ThatsEasy 9 years ago

Why would I care about ninjas being abducted?

sirmarkalot109 11 years ago

ninjas are gay south park referrence

Horde_Of_One 8 years ago

#President Of: Idk USA or Somethin?

PhandomLuvsUrMum 11 years ago

i have myself :)

SciArtHerp 9 years ago

SCREW MEN!!!! #yoloswag I CAN DEFEND MYSELF IN CASE OF A NINJA OBDUCTION!!!! #yoloswag

Nour 11 years ago

No one said that it's ever gonna happen

kitty227 10 years ago

Nooo not ninja abduction!

Reus 10 years ago

I Don't need anyone one to rescue me when I wave trumps face on my banner

Nolund Hughes 13 years ago

what bout chuck norris

IWannaBeTheGuy last year

dammit, i was hoping that i'd be safe from the ninja abductions

Eaglest 9 years ago

What about girls? They exist, believe it or not

zombieslayer dragon born 11 years ago

Oh shit damn ninjas

Alice_The_Wherewolf 6 years ago

if a ninga abducton did happen i wold just bite them a become there alpha

enderkid the muse of hope 11 years ago

logic:rescue my fucking self

elementaldog10 9 years ago

ninja abduction

Aerick 11 years ago

Where's the upside?

Shod0w 10 years ago

Read this or your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by mutated zombie in your sleep If you do this, tomorrow you will get a kiss from your crush: 1. Close your eyes and think of your cr... [Show full comment]

dabiel_howell 9 years ago

Read this or your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by mutated zombie in your sleep If you do this, tomorrow you will get a kiss from your crush: 1. Close your eyes and think of your cr... [Show full comment]

That One Person 11 years ago

I'll just join the ninjas cause ninjas are awesome!

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