Will You Press The Button?

235x0 3 years ago

one of my ambitions is to get full control over my physical form\ so i will just dis-connect those taste buds from transmitting data to my neural structure

ArchangelAzrael 11 years ago

Loophole detected! Loophole detected! Without saliva, the taste buds would not taste anything!

Little_Caesara_-_The_Girlkisser 9 months ago

True, as long as you don't diarrhea.

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HEADS GROW BACK 11 years ago

People falsely claiming there aren't loopholes in something always cracks me up. How about if I remove my first anus and then get a second one? Or one of your ambitions is to create a way to make shit taste nice is fulfilled then you won't care? Or an a... [Show full comment]

UltimateDoge 9 years ago

*BIOLOGY AHEAD* taste bud can't taste anything without saliva

Smörgåstortoise 9 years ago

What if one of my ambitions is to *not* have tastebuds on my anus

Noah Jordan 13 years ago

One of my ambitions is to become a cyborg. Goodbye anus.

Coolidiot 6 years ago

Everyone be talking about it being a loophole but it is not Cuborg = part human part bot So not only does it fullfill your ambitions but also removes the anus. Where is the loophole?

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Swiggity_Swooty 9 years ago

Couldn't you just have the receptor"s nerve things severed? It wouldn't involve removal and would make them useless...

Brreezy 6 years ago

Dildo anyon e???

No-Name-So-Sad 9 years ago

There are loopholes to get around it though...You already have taste buds in your assholes!

im_a_runner 10 years ago

F you bastards who wouldnt eradicate global terrorism as an ambition because youre so selfish

theemeraldking 3 years ago

But that isn't my ambition. I just want to develop human biological advancements and be a great author

Noellelovesart 11 years ago

What if I fart

adamadam 11 years ago

you taste disgusting bactieia

Fuz-e The-Fuzz Andrews 13 years ago

this is counterproductive. theres no possible way i could live a full and happy life without an anus XD

Roo2yoo 8 years ago

Colostomy bag.

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Andrew Fish 13 years ago

Without saliva the taste buds would simply be vestigial.

trevorbuchh 11 years ago

I wonder if there is such a thing as an anus transplant.

Aeroon 11 years ago

1 of my ambitions is to not to have tastebuds in my ass, so there is a loophole

AlexIsAStupidNigerian 10 years ago

*facepalm*

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EliteGeneral 11 years ago

OOOFFFF, well I was too trusting the statement that there are no loopholes to get around this, but I did not but, well, given another chances I would still do it stating that there is a way WITH a loophole to whoever dealt with it. This dillemma I would sa... [Show full comment]

EliteGeneral 11 years ago

Sorry for some of the grammar mistakes, I'm not an English grammar perfectionist.

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Jose Luis Merino Schettino 13 years ago

Its a fucking contradictory question, how the hell you live happily if every time you taste shit and/or even live at all without an anus?

justkeepswimming 11 years ago

..become a cyborg

Matthew Dunn 13 years ago

To live a happy life, I should not be able to taste my shit. And plus, locate and destroy the anal taste sense via the brain.

BoneCrusherBill 10 years ago

my ambitions are already forfilled so...

AmberlyVeil42 7 years ago

Umm... Your ass ready has taste buds. This is how you can tell if your pop was especially spicy

Salva751 11 years ago

Its smell that gives "tacte"

SwordsmanKirito 11 years ago

Worldly ambition #1: Immortality. Worldly ambition #2: Never have to go to the bathroom again. Anus is now useless, and can be removed.

Oldiron_79 9 years ago

Colostomy bag would be a loophole

Ray Marc 11 years ago

Paste sumthing tasty first. SOLVED

Werthypizsa 10 years ago

One of my ambitions is to keep my @##$ thank you very much

ErisTams 9 years ago

By saying there are no loopholes doesn't mean that there aren't any 😂 I"d just put flavouring up my bum hehehe

BananaTree 11 years ago

you won't have a happy life if you always taste your shit...

BESTUSERNAMEEVER 10 years ago

Tasteful Underwear

Tabletuser 3 years ago

id be fine with the tastebutds ngl

MasterRabbit101 11 years ago

Lets make signs that say; NO DICK NO HAPPINESS #YoloSwag

potatosMohamed dragster 10 years ago

There is a loophole you destroy the taste buds cells even if they grow back u remove them

KaityKat117 6 years ago

Burn the taste buds. They"re still there so it doesn't get around having taste bits in your ass, you just don't taste anything with them.

Cody Beahrs 11 years ago

Its called neurosurgery for a reason idiot

UberschztdadtAlmighty 9 years ago

I can eat anything and not get the shits!? HELL TO THE YEAH!

Super LOL 12 years ago

one of my ambitions is to not have taste-buds in my arse

Jeh247 8 years ago

How can I live a “happy life” with taste buds up my ass

EmoDives_OnMars 11 years ago

My ambition is to not have an anus, and also not need to digest food. I eat, and the food does not effect my weight, it just vanishes in my body to narnia or something.

siebren014 9 years ago

Some of these questions are really worrying

Darius Kovac 13 years ago

Chocolate flavoured condom to tape to your bum? Idk i pressed the button for some reason

Epicduck122 11 years ago

One of my ambitions is to not need my organs, screw rules I can go through loopholes if I Want to :)

Scales360 10 years ago

Hopefully I will aready have a happy life. So there.

thebounty 11 years ago

I don't see a downside here

BuilderJayMC 9 years ago

"and there are no loopholes to get around this" - Someone has been on this website for a while...

merkali 11 years ago

oh god why

LlamaNinja3 5 years ago

no saliva no taste

JimboSwagger 9 years ago

Do you have a thing for this or something? Cuz you seemed really adamant that whoever pressed the button would most certainly have to deal with this.

LordSebas 12 years ago

What.The.Fuck?

franklin1236987 10 years ago

My ambition is for the taste-buds in my anus not to work

KRDubs 9 years ago

One of my ambitions is be be a trans mtf. :)

Jessica Emmas 13 years ago

one of my ambitions is to create a machine that ensures that human waste tastes like a five star meal (not so good to put off wiping my arse tho). if that proved to revolting then i agree wth the cyborg guy

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