Will You Press The Button?

235x0last year

one of my ambitions is to get full control over my physical form\ so i will just dis-connect those taste buds from transmitting data to my neural structure

ArchangelAzrael9 years ago

Loophole detected! Loophole detected! Without saliva, the taste buds would not taste anything!

KoolGamer30007 years ago

YES

HEADS GROW BACK9 years ago

People falsely claiming there aren't loopholes in something always cracks me up. How about if I remove my first anus and then get a second one? Or one of your ambitions is to create a way to make shit taste nice is fulfilled then you won't care? Or an a...[Show full comment]

UltimateDoge7 years ago

*BIOLOGY AHEAD* taste bud can't taste anything without saliva

Smörgåstortoise7 years ago

What if one of my ambitions is to *not* have tastebuds on my anus

Brreezy5 years ago

Dildo anyon e???

Noellelovesart9 years ago

What if I fart

adamadam9 years ago

you taste disgusting bactieia

Swiggity_Swooty8 years ago

Couldn't you just have the receptor"s nerve things severed? It wouldn't involve removal and would make them useless...

No-Name-So-Sad8 years ago

There are loopholes to get around it though...You already have taste buds in your assholes!

Noah Jordan12 years ago

One of my ambitions is to become a cyborg. Goodbye anus.

Coolidiot5 years ago

Everyone be talking about it being a loophole but it is not Cuborg = part human part bot So not only does it fullfill your ambitions but also removes the anus. Where is the loophole?

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im_a_runner8 years ago

F you bastards who wouldnt eradicate global terrorism as an ambition because youre so selfish

theemeraldking2 years ago

But that isn't my ambition. I just want to develop human biological advancements and be a great author

Fuz-e The-Fuzz Andrews12 years ago

this is counterproductive. theres no possible way i could live a full and happy life without an anus XD

Roo2yoo7 years ago

Colostomy bag.

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trevorbuchh9 years ago

I wonder if there is such a thing as an anus transplant.

Aeroon9 years ago

1 of my ambitions is to not to have tastebuds in my ass, so there is a loophole

AlexIsAStupidNigerian9 years ago

*facepalm*

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EliteGeneral9 years ago

OOOFFFF, well I was too trusting the statement that there are no loopholes to get around this, but I did not but, well, given another chances I would still do it stating that there is a way WITH a loophole to whoever dealt with it. This dillemma I would sa...[Show full comment]

EliteGeneral9 years ago

Sorry for some of the grammar mistakes, I'm not an English grammar perfectionist.

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Andrew Fish12 years ago

Without saliva the taste buds would simply be vestigial.

Jose Luis Merino Schettino12 years ago

Its a fucking contradictory question, how the hell you live happily if every time you taste shit and/or even live at all without an anus?

justkeepswimming9 years ago

..become a cyborg

Matthew Dunn12 years ago

To live a happy life, I should not be able to taste my shit. And plus, locate and destroy the anal taste sense via the brain.

franklin12369879 years ago

My ambition is for the taste-buds in my anus not to work

LlamaNinja33 years ago

no saliva no taste

JimboSwagger8 years ago

Do you have a thing for this or something? Cuz you seemed really adamant that whoever pressed the button would most certainly have to deal with this.

LordSebas10 years ago

What.The.Fuck?

O5Council_No26 years ago

Hello, my name is Nate the Android sent by CyberLife

KRDubs8 years ago

One of my ambitions is be be a trans mtf. :)

Jessica Emmas12 years ago

one of my ambitions is to create a machine that ensures that human waste tastes like a five star meal (not so good to put off wiping my arse tho). if that proved to revolting then i agree wth the cyborg guy

Anallizer9 years ago

So many loopholes for this.

Toopty22568 years ago

"Don't eat my asshole!"

WBGrock9 years ago

There are actually taste buds in your intestines already, and you could allways just get a Colostomy Bag.

Porkenstine7 years ago

Ewwwwww

QuinnJ9 years ago

One of your ambitions can be to get around it with a loophole. Solved

Alexbourff2006last year

Perfect! Now I can taste the cucumber!

ButteryButton9 months ago

there should be laws against saying stuff like this. You should be in jail for life buddy

Mackenzie9 years ago

Who cares if you can taste you undies?

ComedyNightmare7 years ago

NOT HAPPY

WhiteTone10 years ago

Its just butt joy

abcx9 years ago

Loophole: There was an Ad under it, so it could also have meant there's no loophole to get around this ad. Including this, no that loopholes are possible for the button, I ccould have a worldly ambition of having regrowing anuses, that don't have taste-buds on it.

CrazyFangirlHippy8 years ago

JOKES ON YOU!!! TASTBUDS REQUIRE SILVIA!!!

Arkbetae10 years ago

You already have tastebuds in your stomach and throat (you don't work though)

ThePaulDude9 years ago

Actually there is a loophole, don't press the button.

Hyltran4 years ago

You will get use to the taste 👅 eventually.

markzapper20009 years ago

do you think a person could live a happy life without an anus? certainly not

Prestige10769 years ago

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Werty122457 years ago

I just coat my anus in something else HE SAID THERE WERE NO LOOPHOLES, WELL HA.

MCLABRATORYS9 years ago

What if my worldly ambitions are to have tastebuds in my mouth and to have an anus?

Nerichachi8 years ago

But my life will not be happy if i have taste buds in my anus

Sir Internet9 years ago

I see spam on every single dilemma. Why are people so gullible?? I think I've lost all faith in the human race. (I'm spamming anti-spam *puts on sunglasses* deal with it)

scw229 years ago

eww! just eww!

caden wayne9 years ago

lolololololololollololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

NoButtonOk3 years ago

haha stupid question, I can't taste without saliva

mexican man9 years ago

You could just get a new anus

Mikester2808 years ago

True fact there already are taste buds there they"re just too weak to notice

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